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Bluebomber182 01/22/20 1:35:51 PM #1: |
Florida Man suffers second degree burns to testicles after getting them stuck inside toaster
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The Top Crusader 01/22/20 1:37:09 PM #2: |
Naked Florida man stood in a fire and chanted gibberish. Mushrooms did it, cops say
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Romulox28 01/22/20 1:37:31 PM #3: |
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Tenlaar 01/22/20 1:40:08 PM #4: |
Romulox28 posted...
Florida man arrested, accused of hitting mom on the head with corn cobApparently you and I have the same birthday. Now I don't get to post that. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kajagogo 01/22/20 1:40:16 PM #5: |
Florida man accused of killing dancing flamingo is hit by truck
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Tenlaar 01/22/20 1:41:49 PM #6: |
Tenlaar posted...
Apparently you and I have the same birthday. Now I don't get to post that.I do get to post the one from 2018, though. Florida Man Caught Masturbating Tells Police Hes Captain Kirk ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 01/22/20 1:45:35 PM #7: |
Milton man hit pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby's paternity
First thing that popped up. I assume Milton is in Florida. --- Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world-some dude. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MorbidFaithless 01/22/20 1:52:48 PM #8: |
Drunk Florida man kicked out of library told cops he was Jason Bourne
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Vyrulisse 01/22/20 1:53:22 PM #9: |
Florida man attacked sister, bit cop after someone touched his cigar, police say
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Oeoeo23 01/22/20 1:53:58 PM #10: |
Florida Man threatens to kill neighbors with a machete named 'Kindness'
that's 2019 though, looks like he took the day off this year --- *this may have been posted from my iPhone* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joe40001 01/22/20 1:55:35 PM #11: |
Florida Man Who Killed Ex-Wife, 2 Children Called It 'Cleansing Act'
Mine isn't as fun as everybody else's --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Daniel_Berkhart 01/22/20 2:02:09 PM #12: |
Oeoeo23 posted...
Florida Man threatens to kill neighbors with a machete named 'Kindness' Same. Happy 9 days late birthday! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dorfmann_ 01/22/20 2:08:00 PM #13: |
Florida Man Arrested for Eating Pancakes in Middle of Intersection
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creativerealms 01/22/20 2:12:55 PM #15: |
Wow.
https://www.floridamanbirthdaychallenge.com/floridaman/february-23 "Florida man charged in death of grandma found in maggot-infested bed" wow. --- Occam's razor: The simplest solution (answer) is most likely the right one ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocDelicious 01/22/20 2:13:43 PM #16: |
Florida man arrested after slapping woman with a bowl of chilli.
Nice. --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrKapowski 01/22/20 2:15:18 PM #17: |
Florida Man with large neck in viral mugshot arrested
Florida Man with 16 previous felonies accused of killing another man on Thanksgiving Day Florida Man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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obeseexplosive 01/22/20 2:15:36 PM #18: |
Florida man dies in explosion after attempting to microwave a microwave
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BuckVanHammer 01/22/20 2:16:31 PM #19: |
Florida Man Arrested By Police After Demanding Cash and Donuts From Krispy Kreme
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Tenlaar 01/22/20 2:17:13 PM #20: |
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Paragon21XX 01/22/20 2:24:10 PM #21: |
obeseexplosive posted...
Florida man dies in explosion after attempting to microwave a microwave Yo dawg, I heard you like microwaves, so I put a microwave in your microwave so you can microwave while you microwave! --- Hmm... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cloudrivera 01/22/20 2:24:24 PM #22: |
Florida man denies syringes found inside rectum are his
Jeez --- currently playing: https://imgur.com/dUl43KH ... Copied to Clipboard!
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zado19 01/22/20 2:25:00 PM #23: |
Florida man throws pizza at dad after finding out he helped deliver him at birth
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BigDD67 01/22/20 2:46:29 PM #24: |
Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions, deputies say
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Quorthon109 01/22/20 3:02:25 PM #25: |
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Killmonger 01/22/20 3:04:02 PM #26: |
Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand
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ZevLoveDOOM 01/22/20 3:04:28 PM #27: |
Quorthon109 posted...
Florida man shot and killed over parking space im getting this one too. so disappointed... smh ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gatorsPENSbucs 01/22/20 3:07:03 PM #28: |
Thong-wearing Florida man arrested while building shed with garbage on strangers property
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LordOfTheCats 01/22/20 3:13:15 PM #29: |
Florida man back in jail after not paying for taxi that picked him up from jail
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Kavatar 01/22/20 3:13:27 PM #30: |
Florida man suffers loss of sight when hit in face with catfish
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UnholyMudcrab 01/22/20 3:15:44 PM #31: |
Florida man growing marijuana panics, turns himself in after hearing unrelated police activity
Eh, could have been better --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 01/22/20 5:23:08 PM #32: |
Mines boring
FLORIDA MAN THROWS PIZZA SLICE AT HIS MOM DURING ARGUMENT But these random ones I clicked on are pretty funny FLORIDA MAN ACCUSED OF TRYING TO 'BARBECUE' SEX OFFENDERS FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED WITH COCAINE-STUFFED LUNCHABLES TRYING TO CHANGE THE COLOR OF HIS MOOD RING, FLORIDA BOY LIGHTS SCHOOL BATHROOM ON FIRE FLORIDA MAN ACCUSED OF ROBBING CHINESE RESTAURANT AT FINGER POINT --- ''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me ''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FF_Redux 01/22/20 5:25:05 PM #33: |
Naked Florida-man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
xD lmao --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 01/22/20 5:26:01 PM #34: |
Mugshot of Florida man arrested for drug charges goes viral
https://www.google.com/amp/s/katu.com/amp/news/offbeat/mugshot-of-florida-man-arrested-for-drug-charges-goes-viral --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R_Jackal 01/22/20 5:29:34 PM #35: |
Florida man turns himself in to human trailer hitch.
Got a different result in my phone though, which was Florida Man spits half eaten meal in woman's mouth during road rage. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PMarth2002 01/22/20 5:29:52 PM #36: |
Florida man hugs, fatally stabs roommate who was saying goodbye
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nevershine 01/22/20 5:32:03 PM #37: |
Florida Man pepper sprays teen in fight over $3
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lucariopikmin 01/22/20 5:36:32 PM #38: |
Florida man accused of throwing pancake batter faces battery charge
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treewojima 01/22/20 5:38:07 PM #39: |
Florida man arrested after hitting girlfriend in face with burrito
lmao ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cinderforge 01/22/20 5:39:19 PM #40: |
Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested
Haha! This all reminds me of cox n crendor. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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treewojima 01/22/20 5:43:21 PM #41: |
another one a few links down:
Florida man throws toilet through school board building ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 01/22/20 5:46:40 PM #42: |
None from birth year, but from other years
Florida man claims 3 syringes found in his rectum weren't his Florida man accused of burning son to teach him a lesson about fire Florida man who was a local deputy resigns after sending toy bomb to colleague as a joke --- #TriggeredTrump #LockTrumpUp ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PokemonYoutube 01/22/20 5:49:09 PM #43: |
Nothing in my birth year, but for the month and day, I got this:
https://fox17online.com/2018/11/21/florida-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-miniature-horse-on-multiple-occasions-deputies-say/ Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trevor_Belmont 01/22/20 5:49:22 PM #44: |
Florida man arrested for pelting girlfriend with McDonalds sweet and sour packets.
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Machete 01/22/20 5:50:32 PM #45: |
obeseexplosive posted...
Florida man dies in explosion after attempting to microwave a microwave Lmao this one is great --- #TroublesomeTrump #LockTrumpUp ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 01/22/20 5:51:42 PM #46: |
cloudrivera posted...
Florida man denies syringes found inside rectum are his Oh nice. Either we have the same birthday or this happens a lot in Florida >_> --- #DumbassDonald #LockTrumpUp ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CE_gonna_CE 01/22/20 5:53:04 PM #47: |
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closetkpopfan 01/22/20 5:54:20 PM #48: |
Florida man told cops "Jesus told me to drive ferrari 360 off pier".
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modena 01/22/20 5:54:25 PM #49: |
Florida man attacks mom with spaghetti because "demons were in his head".
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Gamerguymass 01/22/20 5:55:15 PM #50: |
So is everyone ready to stop having fun yet? Because now it's time to make everyone feel bad.
On Feb. 14, 2018, a gunman fatally shot 17 people at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, FL. --- Now Playing: "The Hunt for the Two Missing Nintendo 64 Games" An expansion came out, but I'm still a third of the way through! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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