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Cobra1010
01/29/20 8:50:21 AM
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I've been shitting wipe less shit. Feels good. I still have to wipe once to confirm but I can already feel that when I get up to wipe after this post, it's going to be clean as well.

I wonder what changed in my diet.

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solosnake
01/29/20 8:51:22 AM
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Thats actually one of the first signs of cancer

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Irony
01/29/20 8:53:43 AM
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I'm the opposite. Gotta wipe 50 times and really get up there

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Veggeta_MAX
01/29/20 8:59:21 AM
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Shitting wipeless shit? What does that mean? You're shitting it out so well or something?

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RaulJenkins
01/29/20 9:00:06 AM
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this is my dream. how does one get so lucky as to have wipeless shits?

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Cobra1010
01/29/20 9:16:50 AM
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I have no idea. A lot of the times, I'm like Irony too. Like having a crayon stuck in ur ass. That's why I'm so happy to have this 3 days in a row.

I saw a video of this woman shitting in a cafe, picking it up in one swoop and threw it at the staff. The comments joked thats the benefit of a high fibre diet. So it might be that.

But Ive actually been eating quite a bit of junk food lately. So yeah. No idea.

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Shablagoo
01/29/20 9:18:47 AM
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Man I love the rare occasions that happens for me. People dont understand the struggle of crayon/marker wiping and thick bushels of hair.

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Veggeta_MAX
01/29/20 9:20:02 AM
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wtf.....

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white barret
01/29/20 9:27:14 AM
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lol sounds hawt

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HaHaClintonDix
01/29/20 11:34:21 AM
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No better feeling than one piece / one wipe.

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bknight
01/29/20 11:41:32 AM
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Yup, it's like when your communal towel stays bone white clean because everyone turns the bidet to full power to really get in there, feels good.
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Pitlord_Special
01/29/20 11:45:22 AM
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bknight posted...
Yup, it's like when your communal towel stays bone white clean because everyone turns the bidet to full power to really get in there, feels good.

I like your style

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BlockAddition
01/29/20 11:45:22 AM
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I've not been able to go for a few days, my fursuit is a hassle to get in and out of so I just hold it in

I'm saving up money to get a butt flap attached to stay tuned

*farts*

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