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cAPITALISATION
01/30/20 12:53:33 PM
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Alas poor Yorick

I knew him well
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Alpha218
01/30/20 12:54:07 PM
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Whos Yorick? I thought we were talking about teepan

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Veggeta X
01/30/20 12:57:07 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
so this is the new normal around here, eh

someone's just gonna make a topic for every user that gets any moderatory (is that a word?) action taken against them
This isn't new. This is how it was originally, that's how the general was made. Too bad that topic series became what it was.

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cAPITALISATION
01/30/20 12:58:54 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
Whos Yorick? I thought we were talking about WARNED user teepan

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cAPITALISATION
01/30/20 1:44:48 PM
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I'm not mad

I just find it funny how...
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ROBANN_88
01/30/20 1:45:57 PM
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what did he do?

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cAPITALISATION
01/30/20 1:49:27 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
what did he do?

He was warned for RACISM against GERMANS
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RebelElite791
01/30/20 1:53:18 PM
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#freeteepan

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MrMallard
01/30/20 1:55:17 PM
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Really? What for? Teep is one of the better users here, I like him.

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ROBANN_88
01/30/20 1:57:25 PM
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cAPITALISATION posted...
He was warned for RACISM against GERMANS

isn't he German?

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Metua
01/30/20 1:58:15 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper
01/30/20 1:59:54 PM
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#FreeTheTee

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cAPITALISATION
01/30/20 2:00:11 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
cAPITALISATION posted...
He was warned for RACISM against GERMANS

isn't he German?

YES
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RebelElite791
01/30/20 2:00:29 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
isn't he German?
If its for his post in the Royal Family topic, looks like the mods took his sarcasm literally because they dont understand how English works, to the surprise of no one.

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ROBANN_88
01/30/20 2:01:37 PM
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was it a WW2 joke?

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cAPITALISATION
01/30/20 2:07:38 PM
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I couldn't POSSIBLY speculate

cause discussing it would be against the ToU
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darkphoenix181
01/30/20 2:16:57 PM
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Hmm

So racism agaonst germany in relation to the royal family.

I have no clue what you did tc.
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cAPITALISATION
01/30/20 2:28:04 PM
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MODS have placed a GAG ORDER on teepan95!!1111
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SSJ2GrimReaper
01/30/20 2:42:57 PM
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Every time teepan95 is warned, I feel sick to my stomach.

I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of teepan95's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.

teepan95 was Warned.

I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.

Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent teepan95 link. Alas, this was not the case.

By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.

My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, teepan95 did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 3 months he will rise again from the depths of purgatory and post wonderful stories about Japanese culture on CE again."

At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).

Anyway, I really just miss teepan95 and I think the mods should reconsider his suspension.

tl;dr - free teepan95

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cAPITALISATION
01/30/20 3:15:57 PM
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#FreePan
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Choco
01/30/20 7:49:23 PM
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tc literally thinks im inbred

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cAPITALISATION
01/30/20 11:33:39 PM
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Choco posted...
tc literally thinks im inbred

WHAT is SARCASM?
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SH_expert44
01/30/20 11:36:02 PM
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Choco posted...
tc literally thinks im inbred
well...

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Ricemills
01/30/20 11:39:02 PM
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im pretty sure TC has admitted that he is teepan95. i had it i my tag.

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DezDroppedFreak
01/30/20 11:41:12 PM
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Choco posted...
tc literally thinks im inbred


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Webmaster4531
01/30/20 11:44:07 PM
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Metua posted...
Stop harassing teepan95

:^)
Wow, this made me happier than it should have.

Feels like gimmick success.

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cAPITALISATION
01/30/20 11:44:53 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
Metua posted...
Stop harassing teepan95

:^)
Wow, this made happier than it should have.

Feels like gimmick success.

I don't get it
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Webmaster4531
01/30/20 11:48:17 PM
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You'll understand when you're older.

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cAPITALISATION
01/31/20 12:43:40 AM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
You'll understand when you're older.

I'm already old
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MrMallard
01/31/20 1:30:17 AM
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Teepan is one of the chillest users on CE, I can't believe he got warned for a meme comment about Germany when he himself is German (according to other users). This moderation is dumb.

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
This copypasta is fucking incredible

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Webmaster4531
01/31/20 1:47:42 AM
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cAPITALISATION posted...
I'm already old
You are? Oh, Jesus...

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Delirious_Beard
01/31/20 1:49:18 AM
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#freetheknees

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cAPITALISATION
01/31/20 1:58:44 AM
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MrMallard posted...
MrMallard is one of the chillest users on CE

;)

Webmaster4531 posted...
cAPITALISATION posted...
I'm already old
You are? Oh, Jesus...

Yup. I have white hairs and everything

Delirious_Beard posted...
#freetheknees


I don't like my knees. They're too silly
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Webmaster4531
01/31/20 2:02:48 AM
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cAPITALISATION posted...
Yup. I have white hairs and everything
Well now that you're older, "Stop harassing ________" is the gimmick I invented.

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cAPITALISATION
01/31/20 2:18:41 AM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
cAPITALISATION posted...
Yup. I have white hairs and everything
Well now that you're older, "Stop harassing ________" is the gimmick I invented.

Ahhhh

Gotcha
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ROBANN_88
01/31/20 4:36:16 AM
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Ricemills posted...
im pretty sure TC has admitted that he is teepan95. i had it i my tag.

I assumed as much, but then the way he refers to teepan in third person is a pretty weird gimmick

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Choco
01/31/20 6:12:37 AM
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SH_expert44 posted...
well...
WOW

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Choco
01/31/20 6:13:25 AM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
I assumed as much, but then the way he refers to teepan in third person is a pretty weird gimmick
he's gonna do kissu kissu buttsex with himself

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cAPITALISATION
01/31/20 6:51:19 AM
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Choco posted...
ROBANN_88 posted...
I assumed as much, but then the way he refers to teepan in third person is a pretty weird gimmick
he's gonna do kissu kissu buttsex with himself

Only cause I don't have a cute white chick to do with ;( omgeehhh
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Machete
01/31/20 7:43:08 AM
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Wtf lmao I've known tc was teepan for literally years.
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cAPITALISATION
01/31/20 7:49:59 AM
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Machete posted...
Wtf lmao I've known tc was teepan for literally years.

You're the one who gave me the idea for this alt, iirc
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Machete
01/31/20 7:56:56 AM
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cAPITALISATION posted...


You're the one who gave me the idea for this alt, iirc


Really? That I didn't know. How did I do that? >_>
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cAPITALISATION
01/31/20 8:14:03 AM
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It was a suggestion for a gimmick that I adopted but changed a bit

It might have been you and dream, I don't remember anymore
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Machete
01/31/20 8:18:04 AM
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cAPITALISATION posted...
It was a suggestion for a gimmick that I adopted but changed a bit

It might have been you and dream, I don't remember anymore ??


Hmm, I don't remember that. Either it was dream or I said something like "random capitals" and you modified it and I didn't remember suggesting it >_>. I'm leaning more toward it was dream though. I would be surprised if I didn't suggest something about penises.
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cAPITALISATION
01/31/20 11:42:25 AM
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DAY TWO of CE without WARNED user teepan95
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