Current Events > $500,000 but an immortal dog follows you for the rest of your life.

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UnfairRepresent
02/05/20 8:39:55 PM
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Would you take it?


Money is after tax but if you take it then suddenly a dog will appear next you and act like a normal dog acts except that it will follow you anywhere you go.

Literally anywhere. You can go to work and have it escorted out by security but then moments later somehow it will be sitting next to you and panting with angry security going "How did you sneak it back in here!?"

Even if you go to take a shit and lock it outside the bathroom, when you blink somehow it will be inside the bathroom sitting next to you and looking at you.

You could be fooling around at your beautiful girlfriend's house, carry her to her bed and it'll be already sitting at the end of her bed as if it knew you were coming.

The dog doesn't age and will never leave you alone no matter what you do.

https://i.imgur.com/x6B6qOV.jpg

Would you take it?
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Alteres
02/05/20 8:42:17 PM
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I think I have played this game before.

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TheOnionKnight
02/05/20 8:46:20 PM
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This could easily kill you if you got into a very tightly enclosed space. The dog would still be there next to you, immortal, with its immortal body crushing your weak crushable mortal body to death! No room to get free! No room to breathe! You'd be a goner for sure.
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UnfairRepresent
02/05/20 8:56:17 PM
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TheOnionKnight posted...
This could easily kill you if you got into a very tightly enclosed space. The dog would still be there next to you, immortal, with its immortal body crushing your weak crushable mortal body to death! No room to get free! No room to breathe! You'd be a goner for sure.

I feel like if you're trapped in an enclosed space with so little a room a dog wouldn't fit and you couldn;t get out, you're kind of fucked anyway.

I mean even a casket would have room for a dog to squeeze in
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Spiderman23JII
02/05/20 9:01:30 PM
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Deal. I like dogs

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Iodine
02/05/20 9:05:00 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Literally anywhere. You can go to work and have it escorted out by security but then moments later somehow it will be sitting next to you and panting with angry security going "How did you sneak it back in here!?"
Nope.

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UnfairRepresent
02/06/20 12:30:58 PM
#7:


poll is dead even
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Zikten
02/06/20 12:37:30 PM
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Fuck the security guards. I want my dog
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Master_Bass
02/06/20 12:40:55 PM
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Sure, I'll just say he's my service dog.
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SocksForWok999
02/06/20 12:41:25 PM
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If its a good dog then Ill take dah deal.

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Caelthus
02/06/20 12:44:21 PM
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Can I pick the breed? Or can I make my dog I have now immortal? Honestly, I'd pay that much to never have my dog die...

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nemu
02/06/20 12:53:15 PM
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Yes. I would become a one trick magician.
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Questionmarktarius
02/06/20 1:02:59 PM
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Okay, but the dog better like socks.

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