Current Events > Haven't read DC comics in many years. Superman has a kid?

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Doom_Art
02/09/20 8:44:16 AM
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That's fucking awesome

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AlisLandale
02/09/20 9:23:46 AM
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Towards the end of New 52, there was a mini series (Lois and Clark, I think it was called) about how Post Crisis Superman, Lois, and their son had somehow been living in the new timeline created by Flashpoint.

Then New 52 Superman dies just in time for the Rebirth imprint to replace New 52, and Post Crisis Superman takes New 52 Supermans place publicly. The Rebirth Superman titles (mostly Superman, Action Comics to a lesser extent) featured his son a lot. He was also in a series teaming up with Damian Wayne called Super Sons

Bendis got ahold of all the Super books recently though and used outer space shenanigans to age up Supermans son to his teens for some reason.

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Garioshi
02/09/20 9:26:28 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
Towards the end of New 52, there was a mini series (Lois and Clark, I think it was called) about how Post Crisis Superman, Lois, and their son had somehow been living in the new timeline created by Flashpoint.

Then New 52 Superman dies just in time for the Rebirth imprint to replace New 52, and Post Crisis Superman takes New 52 Supermans place publicly. The Rebirth Superman titles (mostly Superman, Action Comics to a lesser extent) featured his son a lot. He was also in a series teaming up with Damian Wayne called Super Sons

Bendis got ahold of all the Super books recently though and used outer space shenanigans to age up Supermans son to his teens for some reason.
Specifically so he could put him in the Legion of Superheroes because he wanted to write it. Don't get me wrong, I love the Legion, but Bendis fucked up.

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Esrac
02/09/20 9:39:59 AM
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Garioshi posted...
Specifically so he could put him in the Legion of Superheroes because he wanted to write it. Don't get me wrong, I love the Legion, but Bendis fucked up.

Bendis is a hack.
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Garioshi
02/09/20 11:36:54 AM
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Esrac posted...
Bendis is a hack.
Indeed he is.

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Doom_Art
02/09/20 11:40:53 AM
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Ultimate Spider-Man was excellent tho

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Scotty_Rogers
02/09/20 11:42:35 AM
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im pretty sure hes had many kids before in previous continuities, but sure lets pretend this idea is still exciting

bruh superhero comics are terrible

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Zikten
02/10/20 1:32:28 AM
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Batman also has a son if you didn't know. the 2 of them had a series together called Super Sons
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AFrench2
02/10/20 1:32:50 AM
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How does Superman have sex? He'd split any human woman in half...

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Zikten
02/10/20 1:33:50 AM
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AFrench2 posted...
How does Superman have sex? He'd split any human woman in half...
a kryptonite condom would maybe work. though that would prevent the son.....i'm not sure
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AFrench2
02/10/20 1:35:08 AM
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Also, his ejaculation would essentially be a bullet to a human, would it not? It would kill the woman...

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Zikten
02/10/20 1:36:37 AM
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AFrench2 posted...
Also, his ejaculation would essentially be a bullet to a human, would it not? It would kill the woman...
yep. that's why the kryptonite condom. this is also a problem for supergirl. her....area....would turn a dude's organ into mush when she.....finishes and clenches down
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