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Austin_Era_II
03/01/20 4:51:59 PM
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Some punk jerk walked into me and I was like watch it pal and his bigger size brother was nearby and he was all like what did you say to my brother and i didnt say anything then walked away. fuck.

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Simon_Petrikov
03/01/20 4:52:56 PM
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electrical infetterence

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Lost_All_Senses
03/01/20 4:54:21 PM
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Imagine not carrying a sword for these particular situations

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Irony
03/01/20 4:54:24 PM
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Was it Cedric and Bob?

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Austin_Era_II
03/01/20 4:55:38 PM
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im ordering a pocket knife from amazon tonight.

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Bad_Mojo
03/01/20 4:55:44 PM
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So you got pissed off because someone bumped into you by mistake?

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Pepys Monster
03/01/20 4:56:17 PM
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Austin_Era_II posted...
im ordering a pocket knife from amazon tonight.
Imagine thinking pulling a knife out is an appropriate response to this.

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Lost_All_Senses
03/01/20 4:56:30 PM
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Austin_Era_II posted...
im ordering a pocket knife from amazon tonight.

You live by the knife, you die by the mishandling of knife

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Vicious_Dios
03/01/20 4:56:37 PM
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That was you?

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Austin_Era_II
03/01/20 4:58:47 PM
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the knife is my right. thank you canada! if i was in america id have a gun on me.

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Zikten
03/01/20 4:59:23 PM
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Maybe dont say "watch it pal" next time. Instead say sorry. Then you wont have a fight on your hands. Not everything has to end in violence
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Lost_All_Senses
03/01/20 5:00:15 PM
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Austin_Era_II posted...
the knife is my right. thank you canada! if i was in america id have a gun on me.

And that's the problem with America. People wanting guns for grocery store confrontations

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Lost_All_Senses
03/01/20 5:01:11 PM
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Like, who walks away unscathed and thinks "That would of been better if I had a gun". People who shouldn't have guns think that.

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Pepys Monster
03/01/20 5:13:42 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Like, who walks away unscathed and thinks "That would of been better if I had a gun". People who shouldn't have guns think that. You literally want to to feel like a toughie behind it
It's okay, he isn't going to do shit. Because if he pulls a knife or gun, he'll get banned from the grocery store and do some time in jail where he WON'T have a gun, and the confrontations will be worse for him.

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Wolf_J_Flywheel
03/01/20 5:18:09 PM
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The real Austin would have stunnered both them sumbitches

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Austin_Era_II
03/01/20 5:18:33 PM
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leave me alone

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Irony
03/01/20 7:01:24 PM
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1 of 2 things will happen. You'll stab someone and go to jail or they'll redirect the kbife and stab you and get off with self defense.

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Christian RULES
03/01/20 7:05:14 PM
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This is what a REAL man does in this situation

https://youtu.be/4XJryO74SwY

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Austin_Era_II
03/01/20 7:20:26 PM
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They can't send me to jail if I deal with a criminal and save the world. I'm a god.

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Irony
03/01/20 7:21:05 PM
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Austin_Era_II posted...
They can't send me to jail if I deal with a criminal and save the world. I'm a god.
You are the criminal though

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kingdrake2
03/01/20 7:25:54 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
People wanting guns for grocery store confrontations


it's for the last resort option. just to get them to back off or else. you don't intentionally fire.
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Austin_Era_II
03/01/20 7:28:29 PM
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His dumb punk brother bumped into me cause he was on his phone. When I go out walking I don't browse my phone. I'm not stupid.

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DirkDiggles
03/01/20 7:36:16 PM
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Hey! We appologized but you brushed it off and wanted to fight!

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Lost_All_Senses
03/01/20 7:40:15 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
it's for the last resort option. just to get them to back off or else. you don't intentionally fire.

Ah, just pulling a gun out where kids and innocent people are to prove you're a toughie. My bad. I thought you were an idiot. I see I was mistaken

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Austin_Era_II
03/01/20 7:43:15 PM
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I wasn't born stupid

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kingdrake2
03/01/20 8:44:10 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I thought you were an idiot.


mentally handicapped person. anything less is wrong.
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Lost_All_Senses
03/01/20 8:50:05 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
mentally handicapped person. anything less is wrong.

Don't suck the fun out of this for me please

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Wewillrocku
03/01/20 8:50:33 PM
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Austin_Era_II posted...
I'm a god.


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Austin_Era_II
03/01/20 9:21:22 PM
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What can I say. Some people are just born illuminated. Must be the sparkle in my eyes too.

*blushes*

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Delirious_Beard
03/01/20 9:26:22 PM
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austin do me a solid and post less

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SamsungGearS2
03/01/20 9:34:51 PM
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no one fucks with a man who's 6'6", 400+ lbs, and has a deagle in their back pocket

trust me, i know from experience, because that man is me.

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Austin_Era_II
03/01/20 9:38:45 PM
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amen!!!

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