Current Events > Dilemma: Donald Trump, a hot girl, a little kid or a dog. You can only save one.

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UnfairRepresent
03/10/20 8:14:12 AM
#1:


Who do you save?




You're on top of a tall building with President Trump, a hot girl, a little kid and a dog when suddenly there is an Earthquake and everyone is sent flying in every direction.

You manage to cling onto the spire in the middle of the building but the other 4 are sent flying over each corner of the building. They each manage to grab on to some cables that happened to be there but the cables are quickly snapping and will soon collapse, causing them to plummet to their deaths.

Trump is shouting "Don't save me! Save the kid!"
The girl is posting on her various social medias that she's about to die.
The little kid is crying for their mommy.
The confused dog is thrashing around and whimpering, helplessly tied up in the cables

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You only have time to reach and save one before the rest fall.

What do you do?
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Resaix
03/10/20 8:15:38 AM
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It's a trick! Trump wouldn't be shouting to save someone else, so he must be the kid in disguise
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UnfairRepresent
03/10/20 9:21:13 AM
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Resaix posted...
It's a trick! Trump wouldn't be shouting to save someone else, so he must be the kid in disguise

I don't like Trump but come on
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Smackems
03/10/20 9:27:49 AM
#4:


Always the fuzzy

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Vicious_Dios
03/10/20 9:29:56 AM
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I'd save the kid.

Then, just for shits and giggles,

Chick > Trump > Dog.


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Turbam
03/10/20 9:31:57 AM
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How fat is the chick's ass?

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UnlikedMonkey
03/10/20 9:36:05 AM
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Doggy. Trump and the chick are adults, they should be able to save themselves. And if in saving the kid I hurt him or he accidentally falls I could be sued by his parents. Not worth the risk.

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Were_Wyrm
03/10/20 9:42:09 AM
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Create a topic on CE asking which one I should save, but by the time I get enough votes they all fell.

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DanHaren2019
03/10/20 9:43:31 AM
#10:


UnfairRepresent posted...
I don't like Trump but come on

He's not wrong at all
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ChrisTaka
03/10/20 9:44:55 AM
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The hot girl

depending on how her ass is

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
03/10/20 9:45:07 AM
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I save that poor dog of course, no contest here.

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Zikten
03/10/20 9:45:10 AM
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Kid. I'd hate to see the woman and dog die but I couldn't live with myself if I let a kid die
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UnfairRepresent
03/10/20 10:09:44 AM
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Turbam posted...
How fat is the chick's ass?

Obviously not fat enough to break the cables
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Turbam
03/10/20 10:11:44 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Obviously not fat enough to break the cables
Then she can fall

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UnfairRepresent
03/10/20 10:12:35 AM
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Turbam posted...

Then she can fall

Kinda catch 22 for her then
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Machete
03/10/20 11:57:54 AM
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DanHaren2019 posted...


He's not wrong at all


Yeah. Trump would kill the other 3 immediately before anyone showed up so that he would be the only one alive to save. Even in that scenario, I wouldn't save him, let alone in the scenario presented here.
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TrainerNeo_02
03/10/20 12:18:46 PM
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Kid>Dog>Chick>Trump.

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Were_Wyrm
03/10/20 12:20:06 PM
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Turbam posted...
How fat is the chick's ass?
If the ass is flat, she must go splat?

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ToadallyAwesome
03/10/20 12:21:17 PM
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Dog. The kid can follow me but the dog has even less options. And I love animals

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Lost_All_Senses
03/10/20 12:24:39 PM
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I save Trump to get paid. But somehow he flips the story, everyone believes him and I get deported for being Hispanic.

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The_Korey
03/10/20 3:25:20 PM
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I would've went for the girl, but...
The girl is posting on her various social medias that she's about to die.
lolno.

The little kid is crying for their mommy.

Never liked kids. Plus the lucky are the ones that either die young or are never born to begin with. Mommy sounds pretty negligent anyway, for the kid to be up here alone.

The confused dog is thrashing around and whimpering, helplessly tied up in the cables

I like dogs, but I'm not a lover. I'm not about to prioritize the life of an animal with a 10-14 year lifespan over a human's. How'd it even get up here? Let natural selection do it's thing.

Trump is shouting "Don't save me! Save the kid!"

This is scarily unTrump-like. I would've went for him hoping for some sort of financial reward, but he sounds more likely to shame me for it.

Where's the "Let them all drop" option?

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SpaceBear_
03/10/20 3:27:24 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I save Trump to get paid. But somehow he flips the story, everyone believes him and I get deported for being Hispanic.

Lold

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DarthWendy
03/10/20 3:32:48 PM
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If Donald Trump is still President, obviously Donald Trump. While all life is precious, saving a President may be more strategically impactful for the overall stability, in the grand scheme of things.

If it's civilian Donald Trump, then the little kid obviously.


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obeseexplosive
03/10/20 3:52:48 PM
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I piss in the Ming vase and pour it on Trump's head

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ThePrinceFish
03/10/20 3:54:04 PM
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I was going to save the hot girl but Trump's selflessness in the face of danger has inspired me to save him instead.

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UnfairRepresent
03/11/20 7:56:42 AM
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Little Kid is winning but its close
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teepan95
03/11/20 7:59:09 AM
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Resaix posted...
It's a trick! Trump wouldn't be shouting to save someone else, so he must be the kid in disguise

This was also my first thought

Either way, I'd save the kid
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ZevLoveDOOM
03/11/20 7:59:16 AM
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the dog. fuck everyone else.
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JosephRogan
03/11/20 8:07:17 AM
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Saving Donald Trump would save America and, therefore, the world.
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Mareen
03/11/20 8:19:33 AM
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Important question

Is it a random dog or my dog?

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Sariana21
03/11/20 9:02:13 AM
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UnlikedMonkey posted...
Doggy. Trump and the chick are adults, they should be able to save themselves. And if in saving the kid I hurt him or he accidentally falls I could be sued by his parents. Not worth the risk.
Good Samaritan Laws exist.

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bknight
03/12/20 8:09:58 AM
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Depends on whether or not Donald Trump is pregnant, if he is, I'll go for the 2 for 1 by saving him.
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Machete
03/12/20 11:01:43 AM
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bknight posted...
Depends on whether or not Donald Trump is pregnant, if he is, I'll go for the 2 for 1 by saving him.


donald trump is literally always pregnant
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