Current Events > Trump is already 2 minutes late to his press conference

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Persona6
03/13/20 3:02:52 PM
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maybe he's pooping quick

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BudDupree48
03/13/20 3:03:27 PM
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The wuhan got him

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I Like Toast
03/13/20 3:03:28 PM
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Maybe he's coughing

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DezDroppedFreak
03/13/20 3:04:28 PM
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4 now

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nevershine
03/13/20 3:05:09 PM
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He ran out of tp and theres none left in any of the stores! Quick!

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eston
03/13/20 3:05:46 PM
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I Like Toast
03/13/20 3:07:18 PM
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eston posted...
Time is a Democrat hoax

Time = money
Time = Democrat hoax
Money = Democrat hoax

We've all been had, I'm using my money as tp now!

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Strider102
03/13/20 3:07:22 PM
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The teleprompter isn't working and he doesn't know what to say.

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ThyCorndog
03/13/20 3:08:22 PM
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Strider102 posted...
teleprompter
Oh that's what people mean by tp

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Strider102
03/13/20 3:08:52 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
Oh that's what people mean by tp

Well that to lol

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Choco
03/13/20 3:09:02 PM
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is there a livestream of this

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eston
03/13/20 3:09:13 PM
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Strider102 posted...
The teleprompter isn't working and he doesn't know what to say.
I don't think the teleprompter will change that

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UltimaW
03/13/20 3:09:22 PM
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take a shot for every sniff

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Bishop9800
03/13/20 3:09:49 PM
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Choco posted...
is there a livestream of this


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Persona6
03/13/20 3:10:02 PM
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Do these reporters not realize the mics are hot lol, I'm hearing some wild shit on the NBS feed

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Persona6
03/13/20 3:10:44 PM
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Choco posted...
is there a livestream of this

I just typed trump live on youtube, I think it was the 2nd result

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RaulJenkins
03/13/20 3:11:14 PM
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Someone behind the camera said something about getting 8lbs of brisket at Costco for 30 dollars, i think


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UnholyMudcrab
03/13/20 3:11:17 PM
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It isn't a real Trump admin press conference if the speaker isn't at least 20 minutes late

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SpudForce
03/13/20 3:11:19 PM
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God damn this administration is a fucking joke.

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pikachupwnage
03/13/20 3:12:41 PM
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Persona6 posted...
Do these reporters not realize the mics are hot lol, I'm hearing some wild shit on the NBS feed

Like what?

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nevershine
03/13/20 3:13:09 PM
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Hes workin on a kill streak in CoD and needs a few more minutes to finish this match.

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Strider102
03/13/20 3:13:10 PM
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Persona6 posted...
Do these reporters not realize the mics are hot lol, I'm hearing some wild shit on the NBS feed

Weird thing is I'm enjoying it lol

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Austin_Era_II
03/13/20 3:13:36 PM
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nevershine posted...
Hes workin on a kill streak in CoD and needs a few more minutes to finish this match.

He wants the Sniper Nest!!

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I Like Toast
03/13/20 3:14:52 PM
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pikachupwnage posted...
Like what?

Giving away the secret's of why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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nevershine
03/13/20 3:16:30 PM
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I Like Toast posted...
Giving away the secret's of why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
They prolly know the colonels secret kfc herbs and spices, too.

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Doom_Art
03/13/20 3:17:01 PM
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a shot of an empty podium is just the perfect visual representation of his presidency

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Strider102
03/13/20 3:17:23 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
a shot of an empty podium is just the perfect visual representation of his presidency
Lol

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nativengine
03/13/20 3:17:49 PM
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nevershine posted...
They prolly know the colonels secret kfc herbs and spices, too.

https://www.tmz.com/2020/03/13/congress-loads-up-popeyes-president-trump-coronavirus-news-conference/

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nevershine
03/13/20 3:17:58 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
a shot of an empty podium is just the perfect visual representation of his presidency
Yeah, and the podium isnt even centered...what even are they doing?

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Antifar
03/13/20 3:18:28 PM
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https://twitter.com/rgoodlaw/status/1238541284266201090

What could go wrong?
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I Like Toast
03/13/20 3:18:50 PM
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nativengine posted...
https://www.tmz.com/2020/03/13/congress-loads-up-popeyes-president-trump-coronavirus-news-conference/

Doom_Art posted...
just the perfect visual representation of his presidency


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UnholyMudcrab
03/13/20 3:19:27 PM
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Maybe he's just waiting until the markets close so he can't tank them when he starts speaking

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BudDupree48
03/13/20 3:19:41 PM
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Fuck congress

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trappedunderice
03/13/20 3:20:37 PM
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Tired-Insomniac
03/13/20 3:21:41 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Maybe he's just waiting until the markets close so he can't tank them when he starts speaking

They were closed the other night when he fucked them though

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TheHoldSteady
03/13/20 3:22:06 PM
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Can't stump the Trump

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SpudForce
03/13/20 3:22:18 PM
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Antifar posted...
https://twitter.com/rgoodlaw/status/1238541284266201090

What could go wrong?
Well there goes the markets lol. Luckily I've got many many years till retirement.

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Resaix
03/13/20 3:22:56 PM
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Now you could add a zero to the number in topic title
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Persona6
03/13/20 3:23:45 PM
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"check out the nostrils on that bwahaha"

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nevershine
03/13/20 3:27:01 PM
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Go in there and get him out. Just tell him were ready lol

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Master_Bass
03/13/20 3:27:27 PM
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Persona6 posted...
"check out the nostrils on that bwahaha"

Yeah, I'd love to know what image those guys were talking about. The one said he found it on the internet 20 years ago.
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nevershine
03/13/20 3:28:23 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
Yeah, I'd love to know what image those guys were talking about. The one said he found it on the internet 20 years ago.
i heard that, too. Now Im even more curious

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VanananaHeyHey
03/13/20 3:29:07 PM
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Two minutes, gaiz.

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nevershine
03/13/20 3:29:19 PM
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VanananaHeyHey posted...
Two minutes, gaiz.
Allegedly

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SrRd_RacinG
03/13/20 3:29:43 PM
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VanananaHeyHey
03/13/20 3:30:33 PM
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Is he going to step down, give his office to Pence and avoid an election?

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Doe
03/13/20 3:30:44 PM
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Has it really not started still?

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VanananaHeyHey
03/13/20 3:31:03 PM
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Just started.

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Zikten
03/13/20 3:31:08 PM
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Doe posted...
Has it really not started still?
it just did finally
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TroutPaste
03/13/20 3:32:10 PM
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