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ConquestOfBread
03/27/20 8:41:39 PM
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Started drinking at 6ish, now the bottle is empty

Yeah, I'm surprised too
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ConquestOfBread
03/27/20 8:42:20 PM
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That's 6ish EST for the record
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PickleRick2017
03/27/20 8:42:24 PM
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Are you going to get more?
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solosnake
03/27/20 8:42:33 PM
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I love you slim we should of been together

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inloveanddeath0
03/27/20 8:42:47 PM
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I have finished a half gallon in 6 hours before but I was much younger. That really knocked me out

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MedeaLysistrata
03/27/20 8:43:14 PM
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Have you seen the film The Third Generation?

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ConquestOfBread
03/27/20 8:44:59 PM
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PickleRick2017 posted...
Are you going to get more?

Can't, the ABC store is closed now due to Corona. But I totes would have

solosnake posted...
I love you slim we should of been together

Love you too?

inloveanddeath0 posted...
I have finished a half gallon in 6 hours before but I was much younger. That really knocked me out

Yeah, I used to be put on my ass or even in a blackout on this. Now.......... yeah.
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ConquestOfBread
03/27/20 8:45:21 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Have you seen the film The Third Generation?

Nope. What's it about?
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TheGoldenEel
03/27/20 8:46:06 PM
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Dont dare him to drive

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Sunburst
03/27/20 8:47:06 PM
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Is a fifth a 750ml bottle? I've done that with the 375ml bottles before.

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mustachedmystic
03/27/20 8:48:01 PM
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*Looks up fifth* jesus fucking christ, how are you still alive?

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ConquestOfBread
03/27/20 8:48:15 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Dont dare him to drive

I probably would have given my state honestly, but it's not like I can buy anything other than just beer at this hour, not in my state

Fuck that, I'm tucking in for the night
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ConquestOfBread
03/27/20 8:49:41 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
*Looks up fifth* jesus fucking christ, how are you still alive?

It's called tolerance

Don't develop it, it's not a good thing
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PrettyBoyFloyd
03/27/20 9:10:23 PM
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Are you anxious at the moment?

Alcohol effects me differently depending on my mood.

I'm on my 7th beer and 5th shot and I'm getting annoyed.

Other times I'd be good right now.

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Infinite 2003
03/27/20 9:18:34 PM
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I dare you to drive

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inloveanddeath0
03/27/20 9:36:48 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
*Looks up fifth* jesus fucking christ, how are you still alive?
Ehh the human body can be fairly resistant

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dj1200
03/27/20 9:41:15 PM
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I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?

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dj1200
03/27/20 9:41:24 PM
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But wow, you're pretty drunk, huh?

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mustachedmystic
03/27/20 9:46:27 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
Ehh the human body can be fairly resistant

I thought I had a pretty good tolerance. Back in my drinking days, I would down 8 beers in about 2 hours, and I'd be barely drunk, but it sounds like I was a lightweight compared to some of y'all.

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