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LightningAce11
03/31/20 2:06:53 AM
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Why those things?

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I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG
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BobanMarjanovic
03/31/20 2:09:31 AM
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if you're a guy yes, if you're a girl no

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Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.
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bknight
03/31/20 2:10:30 AM
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Cause the gym will sue you for assault.
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Lost_All_Senses
03/31/20 2:14:12 AM
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You lawyer up as your first defence

You hit the gym so you can fight your way out if they break your first defence.

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"Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone
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MelzezDoor
03/31/20 2:27:58 AM
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Everyone's always saying hit the gym hit the gym hit the gym

No one ever says eat a metric fuckton of healthy food

Thanks sugar laden, sedentary America
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