Current Events > Someone please spoil this ridiculous ending to FF7R for me. *FF7R spoilers*

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Jabodie
04/03/20 2:32:13 PM
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I hear some stupid shit happens and I want to know what.

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Solar_Crimson
04/03/20 8:34:37 PM
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I have little interest in the game, but out of curiosity, I looked at one of the top topics on the FF7R board, and apparently, FF7R takes place in an alternate reality, and the OG FF7 is in its own reality. So it's not really a remake so much as an alternate sequence of events.

Kind of like what was heavily implied with Pokemon ORAS' Delta Episode.

Though in this case, I think there might be some time travel as well or something.

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Zack_Attackv1
04/03/20 8:36:46 PM
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La-la-la I'm not listening.
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slmcknett
04/04/20 6:17:35 AM
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From what I've heard and seen, the final boss is Advent Children Sephiroth, who travels back in time to fight Cloud and his squad. And this opens a time rift to the past that allows Zack to survive the end of Crisis Core.

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pres_madagascar
04/04/20 6:20:59 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
I have little interest in the game, but out of curiosity, I looked at one of the top topics on the FF7R board, and apparently, FF7R takes place in an alternate reality, and the OG FF7 is in its own reality. So it's not really a remake so much as an alternate sequence of events.

Kind of like what was heavily implied with Pokemon ORAS' Delta Episode.

Though in this case, I think there might be some time travel as well or something.
What the fuck

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ModLogic
04/04/20 6:30:35 AM
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pres_madagascar
04/04/20 6:30:36 AM
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Oh my God. I just read the spoilers.

Oh my God what the fuck Nomura.

What the FUCK.

here's the gist of it if you care:

*It is an alternative time line.
*Zack shows up still alive in the end, from another time line, to save cloud and friends from sephiroth.
*the final cutscene is cloud and seohritoh fighting in the air like advent children, including cloud cutting a building in half.
*sephiroth in this game is the seph from the time line Zack shows up from.


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pres_madagascar
04/04/20 6:32:02 AM
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Dawg, what the fuck.

Fuck man.

Come the fuck on.

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solosnake
04/04/20 6:32:14 AM
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Yeah, its trash.

Nomura needs to be fired

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pres_madagascar
04/04/20 6:34:35 AM
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solosnake posted...
Yeah, its trash.

Nomura needs to be fired
Nomura is officially a fucking hack. Ff15, kingdom hearts 3, and now this bullshit, Nomura has no fucking business having any creative input at square anymore.

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AlisLandale
04/04/20 6:34:55 AM
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Kinda feel bad for the peeps who wanted to experience FF7 for the first time but were waiting for the remake. >_>

like dang, at least Mortal Kombat 9 had the decency to advertise exactly what it was from the beginning >_<

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pegusus123456
04/04/20 6:35:34 AM
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Ya'll thought Nomura wasn't going to get any Kingdom Hearts in your peanut butter and now you chowing the fuck down on Reese's Pieces.

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pres_madagascar
04/04/20 6:37:00 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
Kinda feel bad for the peeps who wanted to experience FF7 for the first time but were waiting for the remake. >_>

like dang, at least Mortal Kombat 9 had the decency to advertise exactly what it was from the beginning >_<
Literally all anyone wanted was to experience ff7 again with modern graphics. It was a nearly impossible thing to fuck up. The game play could have been shit, and people would still be fine with it to experience the story again in modern graphics. But no. Nope. They decided to fucking Nomura it up in this bitch and pulled this fucking shit.

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pres_madagascar
04/04/20 6:37:40 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Ya'll thought Nomura wasn't going to get any Kingdom Hearts in your peanut butter and now you chowing the fuck down on Reese's Pieces.


Bro, i legit laughed out loud.

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slmcknett
04/04/20 6:38:42 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
Kinda feel bad for the peeps who wanted to experience FF7 for the first time but were waiting for the remake. >_>
Yeah. I mean, I was planning on waiting for all the parts to come out before I even thought about playing anyway, but now that I know it's just a fanfic-y reboot, I care less than I already did. I just wanted to experience the original game on the PS4.

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Ving_Rhames
04/04/20 6:40:17 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Ya'll thought Nomura wasn't going to get any Kingdom Hearts in your peanut butter and now you chowing the fuck down on Reese's Pieces.

LOOOL

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DarkBuster22904
04/04/20 6:42:22 AM
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"Oh them cutting the game to bits to sell just the first 20% is fine," they said. "I'm sure they ADDED stuff to the story to make it worth it!"

Well, looks like you weren't wrong, nebulous fanboy. Is it everything you hoped it could be?

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pres_madagascar
04/04/20 6:45:49 AM
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DarkBuster22904 posted...
"Oh them cutting the game to bits to sell just the first 20% is fine," they said. "I'm sure they ADDED stuff to the story to make it worth it!"

Well, looks like you weren't wrong, nebulous fanboy. Is it everything you hoped it could be?
Actually, from what I'm seeing, they actually took OUT story lol. Apparently the dialog in the game is like, 50% fluff and filler. The main story bits, outside of the ending nonsense, are the same, but outside of that it's fluff city.

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solosnake
04/04/20 6:46:25 AM
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I went from skeptical to hyped after the demo to disgust, and now not even caring about it anymore lol.

what a rollercoaster.

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pres_madagascar
04/04/20 6:47:16 AM
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Spooking posted...
Old school RPG gamers: All we want is a graphical update.

Dopes: No, you're going to get an ARPG with a cover system and reenvisioned story.
It's Nomura. Nomura is 100% to blame here.

Dude has been a hack for years now. Ff15, kh3, and now this. He just keeps trying to make shit as overwrought, needlessly obtuse, and batshit as he can make it.

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pres_madagascar
04/04/20 6:55:01 AM
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creativerealms
04/04/20 7:05:37 AM
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Wow. I am fine with twists and doing things differently but that twist sounds real bad. I would be fine with alternate realities, if done right. Not like this.

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gunplagirl
04/04/20 7:06:10 AM
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That change sounds amazing, now they can keep expanding the universe because timeline mumbo-jumbo. We'll have FFVIIR3 Part 2 HD by the time the ps6 is out.

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solosnake
04/04/20 7:07:49 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
That change sounds amazing, now they can keep expanding the universe because timeline mumbo-jumbo. We'll have FFVIIR3 Part 2 HD by the time the ps6 is out.
after advent children 638/4 rebirth final mix 2.0

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jedisamurai
04/04/20 7:12:23 AM
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Well this validates my decision to not give a fuck after they announced it was Midgar only...at least until reviews came in.

I wasn't expecting a shot for shot remake....with graphic improvements, I expected the opportunity for some added stuff, and just creatively, its unrealistic to believe that developers would want to just simply update graphics with the same story. But holy shit, this sounds like a whole other level of clusterfuck.
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Frosted_Midna
04/04/20 7:17:46 AM
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Oh god no!

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masterpug53
04/04/20 7:18:46 AM
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If this turns out to be true, I'll be glad I was never hyped for FF7R. Because going in hyped only to be slapped in the face with this dogshit might just have broken me.

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Rika_Furude
04/04/20 7:24:59 AM
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are you guys sure its nomura? for ffxv he wasnt even allowed to make the game he wanted...
not sure if he was involved with ff12 but that was fucked due to executive decisions outside of the writers pay grade

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Freddie_Mercury
04/04/20 7:30:31 AM
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pres_madagascar
04/04/20 7:33:13 AM
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masterpug53 posted...
If this turns out to be true, I'll be glad I was never hyped for FF7R. Because going in hyped only to be slapped in the face with this dogshit would destroy might just have broken me.
It is true, it's all in videos on YouTube, game is out in a lot of places.

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pres_madagascar
04/04/20 7:34:18 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
are you guys sure its nomura? for ffxv he wasnt even allowed to make the game he wanted...
not sure if he was involved with ff12 but that was fucked due to executive decisions outside of the writers pay grade
It's Nomura. He so desperately wants to be Kojima, and just keeps fucking up his stories.

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Rika_Furude
04/04/20 7:35:46 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
It's Nomura. He so desperately wants to be Kojima, and just keeps fucking up his stories.
what if the executives backed off for once and actually let him write? instead of preventing him from doing his job

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Laura_Hughes
04/04/20 7:38:12 AM
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Oh noes ! Weeb game remake isn't identical to original weeb game.
What ever are we going to do !!

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AlisLandale
04/04/20 7:38:32 AM
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Laura_Hughes posted...
Oh noes ! Weeb game remake isn't identical to original weeb game.
What ever are we going to do

lol whose alt is this


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pres_madagascar
04/04/20 7:39:26 AM
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Laura_Hughes posted...
Oh noes ! Weeb game remake isn't identical to original weeb game.
What ever are we going to do !!
FF7 is one of the most beloved games of all time, by people of all walks of life. It's ridiculously mainstream and far from weeb.

Rika_Furude posted...
what if the executives backed off for once and actually let him write? instead of preventing him from doing his job
They did, and kingdom hearts 3 happened.

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badwinkles
04/04/20 7:39:40 AM
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haha

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Laura_Hughes
04/04/20 7:42:17 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
FF7 is one of the most beloved games of all time, by people of all walks of life. It's ridiculously mainstream and far from weeb.

I know it's well loved and that's fine. It's still well weeb nevertheless. Which is fine too, just not my cuppa. I just find the whole uproar amusing.


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Rika_Furude
04/04/20 7:44:01 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
far from weeb.
wrong because its japanese and according to most people on CE anything japanese is weeb

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Veggeta_MAX
04/04/20 7:45:08 AM
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I see the meltdowns from the FF7R board has come to CE. Good, I always wanted to open up a water park. Now I can with the amount of tears ITT.

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pres_madagascar
04/04/20 7:45:10 AM
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Laura_Hughes posted...
I know it's well loved and that's fine. It's still well weeb nevertheless. Which is fine too, just not my cuppa. I just find the whole uproar amusing.
Lol it's not weeb shit. I hate most weeb shit. Ff7 has been played by damn near every gamer ever.

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pres_madagascar
04/04/20 7:46:22 AM
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Veggeta_MAX posted...
I see the meltdowns from the FF7R board has come to CE. Good, I always wanted to open up a water park. Now I can with the amount of tears ITT.
Not tears from me. I had no interest in the remake to begin with, I am more flabbergasted that they would pull this kind of thing with something that was basically a shoe in.

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ultimate reaver
04/04/20 7:46:29 AM
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if this shit is true its the funniest thing ive ever heard

i feel infinitely more justified for being convinced modern square could never retell a fun story

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pres_madagascar
04/04/20 7:47:31 AM
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ultimate reaver posted...
if this shit is true its the funniest thing ive ever heard

i feel infinitely more justified for being convinced modern square could never retell a fun story
It's gonna get a lot more nuts next week when it's more widely available. Gamestop and Amazon are shipping it to people right now in the USA, so some Americans have it, but it's apparently already all over the place in Europe and Australia.

Gaming forums/subreddits are gonna be spicy as fuck.

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Veggeta_MAX
04/04/20 7:47:36 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Not tears from me. I had no interest in the remake to begin with, I am more flabbergasted that they would pull this kind of thing with something that was basically a shoe in.
I dunno man you seem to have invested your anger ITT on a high note.

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Rika_Furude
04/04/20 7:48:32 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
They did, and kingdom hearts 3 happened.
the story in kh has always been trash right from the very first game. you cant make anything good from shit

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pres_madagascar
04/04/20 7:49:11 AM
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Veggeta_MAX posted...
I dunno man you seem to have invested your anger ITT on a high note.
Yeah, because I have a weird hate boner for Nomura, and love a good controversy. I am just completely dumbfounded by all of this.

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solosnake
04/04/20 7:49:43 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
the story in kh has always been trash right from the very first game. you cant make anything good from shit
Thats Nomura

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pres_madagascar
04/04/20 7:50:16 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
the story in kh has always been trash right from the very first game. you cant make anything good from shit
It was definitely trash, but at least it made a modicum of sense for the most part, it went off the rails hard starting with 2.

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