Poll of the Day > Are you a SIMP?? That's the word KIDS are using these days to replace CUCK!!!

Topic List
Page List: 1
mrduckbear
04/08/20 8:01:32 PM
#1:


Are you a simp?



Yes it's true. Simp is now the new word replacing Cuck nowadays as the insult word given to males..if you've been catching up with trends, you probably know what that is..but if you haven't, better get used to it.

Do you think you're one?.

https://i.imgur.com/VmxHlgV.jpg
---
The Users have Spoken. News Will Continue...For Now
... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE
04/08/20 8:01:59 PM
#2:


@Ogurisama

are you a simp(son)?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus
04/08/20 8:03:13 PM
#3:


Simp and cuck are largely different things. The overlap comes from simp more accurately defining individuals previously called cucks which, with word technology at the time, was the best word available for them. Technically before cucks, they were described as betas but betas didn't come close enough to conveying the nature of so-called "men" who try to win women over with their submissiveness. Granted, it doesn't have the same ring as beta or cuck, but hopefully that'll change with time.

---
(\/)(\/)|-|
There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama
04/08/20 8:05:46 PM
#4:


... Copied to Clipboard!
ChaosAzeroth
04/08/20 8:08:35 PM
#5:


Isn't a cuck actually a guy being cheated on and aware of it, but does nothing about it whereas a simp is someone giving sympathy or 'white knighting' for the expressed purpose of getting some?

Or am I way off base here?

Edit: I'm dying I didn't catch what my phone turned cuck into until I posted...
... Copied to Clipboard!
dementedlullaby
04/08/20 8:16:05 PM
#6:


ChaosAzeroth posted...
Isn't a cuck actually a guy being cheated on and aware of it, but does nothing about it whereas a simp is someone giving sympathy or 'white knighting' for the expressed purpose of getting some?

Or am I way off base here?

Edit: I'm dying I didn't catch what my phone turned cuck into until I posted...


I thought cucks got off on the fact their girls cheat on them?

The definition I read of simp was those thirsty guys who spend all their money on Patreon chicks that they will never be with. But who fucking knows with internet slang evolution.

---
If I can't smoke and swear I'm ****ed.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8GGL0qGk5lA
... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE
04/08/20 8:22:22 PM
#7:


A cuckold is simply a man whos woman is cheating on him. His knowledge or how he feels about it has nothing to do with it.

ita definition has been changed due to porn
... Copied to Clipboard!
VeeVees
04/08/20 8:27:49 PM
#8:


I thought simp is just male feminist whiteknights hoping to get some. If they are still in the hoping stage then they can't be cucked.

---
Rudy sucks
... Copied to Clipboard!
dementedlullaby
04/08/20 8:29:31 PM
#9:


MICHALECOLE posted...
A cuckold is simply a man whos woman is cheating on him. His knowledge or how he feels about it has nothing to do with it.

ita definition has been changed due to porn

Ah okay, I learned something new today. Ty

---
If I can't smoke and swear I'm ****ed.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8GGL0qGk5lA
... Copied to Clipboard!
dedbus
04/08/20 8:30:00 PM
#10:


I think white knights got tired of all the derogatory words for m'ladies and decided to go on a reaching spree for men. B-b-b-but you're a simp. (They saw through my last shallow attempt but I got them this time!)

... Copied to Clipboard!
Joker_X_II
04/08/20 9:48:55 PM
#11:


mrduckbear posted...
Simp is now the new word replacing Cuck

No it's not replacing the word,....it's just a lower ranking of "men".

Here's how it works:

The Hierarchy of buzzwords in relation to being "men" (subject to change)

4) Alpha
3) Chad
2) Normies
1) Beta
0) Incel
-1)Soiboi
-2) Cuck
-3) Simp

===

First off, Alphas are higher than Chads, otherwise it wouldn't be "Alpha" in it's meaning

Alpha's have the 3 B's working for them:
a) Brains - good intelligence, good manners, good confidence and a good soul (re: not be a douchebag about any it) = SMART AF 10/10.
b) Brawn - good body, good health, and good strength, eats well, "my body's a temple" type = FIT AF 10/10.
c) Bank - good life prospects, makes at least 6 figures, owns house, zero debt, able supporter. = RICH AF 10/10.

One must rank high on all 3 Bs in order to be an alpha. Getting with a girl requires no effort because you already have their attention.

===

Chads can only carry ONE of these B aspects to 10/10, but cannot for the rest. They are RICH AF, but ugly and a douche. Sexy AF, but working class wages but dumb. Smart AF, kinda F-able, but is a wage-cuck (usually working his own way to better things, so his ambition makes him a Chad). As well failing at a "B" doesn't mean going from one extreme to the other, it's just that one "B" you're good at is your only redeeming quality. That's why when the Incels laugh at the Chads, it's because they only have (ie) "good looks going for them", and the girl will ignore the Incel and get with the Chad. Little do the girls know the Chad fails at the other two "B" aspects, and she'll be stuck in single motherhood because the Chad is a broke ass bitch with no mindful honor to care for their child..... It's a harder sell toward the ladies than it is for alphas, because they have to push their one "B" front and center to sell themselves.

===

Normies are those who see themselves outside this surface level hierarchy game, as they don't care about how the game is played as they feel centered and at peace with their strengths and shortcomings. However, it's a razor-thin edge to stand on, as vanity always plays it's part within the psyche, when focusing on their own strengths often find themselves subject to ranking one of their three Bs. Often time showing confidence in one B lands them in Chad status anyways....but then again, you thought they weren't playing this game?

===

Betas have varying degrees yet to be fleshed out (again, subject to change). But mainly it's a struggle for these people to get 10/10 on any one of the 3 "Bs". Like Normies, but with less self-esteem working for them. However to their credit they still "punch within their weight-class" so to speak, so landing a girl within their lifetime is not impossible as long as they stick to the traditional and conventional means of getting with a girl.

===

Incels are an anomaly because of their inability to even get the attention of a female, they should technically be lower than a Simp; because at least Simps get on women's radar. However, to an Incel's credit, no matter their shortcomings in any of the Three Bs, they still hold on to their conviction for getting with a girl on in the traditional ways; however their entitlement usually kicks them out of any running when vying for the attention of a girl....there this ranking is "0", as in being in purgatory.

===
As we get into the negative rankings now, symbolizing how lesser men sacrifice too much to be with girls....

Soiboi's pretend to be men, which is a start, but as opposed to being the best they could be, they start to compromise too much of themselves in order to get with women. They'll adopt ridiculous identity politics and other SJW lost causes in order to make themselves appealing for other sexes. Take the myth of the "male feminist" for example, those who are willing to sacrifice their male psyche in order to identify with women better...which amounts to "maybe she let me see her boob if I tell her I read Margret Atwood and march in an anti-abortion rallies?" At least they have a trendy city-chic fashion sense to warrant a girl's attention, but her next question is how much she can walk all over you.

===

Cucks... Like Soibois, we start seeing men compromise more than their gender politics. The fact that in order to keep the relationship alive, or exist at all is at the expense of allowing their female partner to have sex with other men, most times right in front of you. Even though the word "cuck" comes from "cuckolding", the meaning has transcended to more than just the sexual acts, but the basic premise that you're willing to hold back and never do anything for yourself in order to maintain a relationship where only the other partner could benefit. "Balls in her purse" so to speak. Regardless of how pathetic that relationship dynamic is, at least you can say they have one....unlike...

===

Simps.... whereas Soibois and Cucks are about sacrificing their souls to get into relationships with women, a Simp goes further and starts giving up on material possessions and/or money for the mere privilege of breathing the same air as a girl within her personal space. Could sex happen? Maybe if there are no 'positive ranking men' within reach, she'll give the Simp a tip-licking out of boredom, or to keeping the money flowing out of their wallets.....as an example, boys who donate money to female twitch streamers, or other e-thots over instagram, or chaturabate, and then becoming enragingly adamant to defend their practices as if they were actually in a relationship with them. Keep in mind, a Simp also carries the traits of Cucks and Soibois too. Which means you have these types of 'men' basically sacrificing all Freudian levels of their psyche just to 'smell her hair'.

---
PSA: "Real Gamers*" don't pay for Micro-transactions.
*Pro-tip: You're not 'playing' the game, if you're paying your way through it.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269
04/08/20 10:28:52 PM
#12:


Simps are cucks who never dated who they're cucked to.
---
Doctor Foxx posted...
The demonizing of soy has a lot to do with xenophobic ideas.
... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31
04/08/20 10:47:45 PM
#13:


^^ Look at that incel soiboi writing an essay on internet male terms

---
The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me!
If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Joker_X_II
04/08/20 11:04:36 PM
#14:


^^Look at the lack of rebuttal, letting all the points be proven.


---
PSA: "Real Gamers*" don't pay for Micro-transactions.
*Pro-tip: You're not 'playing' the game, if you're paying your way through it.
... Copied to Clipboard!
ChaosAzeroth
04/08/20 11:05:54 PM
#15:


MICHALECOLE posted...
A cuckold is simply a man whos woman is cheating on him. His knowledge or how he feels about it has nothing to do with it.

ita definition has been changed due to porn

Ahh thanks.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin
04/08/20 11:06:31 PM
#16:


there's a difference between a simp like Weinstein who has to go "please, please, please,. please, pleae, plez" to a girl who's trying to get away from him and a cuck who's all like 'oh ya tulsi gabbard step on ma nuts with your high heels URRRRRRH'

edit: wait. those are both simps... but the first one is a beta as well

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31
04/08/20 11:09:25 PM
#17:


Joker_X_II posted...
^^Look at the lack of rebuttal, letting all the points be proven.
didn't read cause they're internet nerd terms lulz, they belong on 4chan and other incel meme sites.

---
The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me!
If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time.
... Copied to Clipboard!
faramir77
04/08/20 11:16:46 PM
#18:


Joker_X_II posted...
bunch of bullshit

That post was the dumbest thing I've read only four sentences of in a long time.

---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk
-- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. --
... Copied to Clipboard!
Joker_X_II
04/08/20 11:18:26 PM
#19:


Lokarin posted...
there's a difference between a simp like Weinstein who has to go "please, please, please,. please, pleae, plez" to a girl who's trying to get away from him and a cuck who's all like 'oh ya tulsi gabbard step on ma nuts with your high heels URRRRRRH'

Wienstein isn't a Simp, he's a Chad...a Bank-Chad.

He had wealth and power that he held over people's heads to get what he wanted. Doesn't make him a hero, because he really didn't give a shit about the peasants below him thought about him, living on a cloud of no consequences (or so he thought). And it wasn't "plz plz plz", it was "Well, you want to be a star dontcha!? Git suckin'". A simp, as you implied, is using desperate measures to gain attention. Wienstein wasn't desperate, and attention came to him, he wasn't looking for it, because EVERYONE wanted to be in his next movie, which usually will be Hollywood gold. If he wasn't going to get his knob slobbed by that would've-been A-list actress, it was going to be done by that A-lister that you do know.

Wienstein is a Chad....evil fucker, but a Chad nonetheless.

---
PSA: "Real Gamers*" don't pay for Micro-transactions.
*Pro-tip: You're not 'playing' the game, if you're paying your way through it.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Joker_X_II
04/08/20 11:25:24 PM
#20:


faramir77 posted...
That post was the dumbest thing I've read only four sentences of in a long time.

..and no rebuttal to prove otherwise; which means you're ass-mad that you rank low on this hierarchy. So....what? You're a simp or cuck? I could be nice and assume soiboi....

darcandkharg31 posted...
didn't read cause they're internet nerd terms lulz, they belong on 4chan and other incel meme sites.

How can you be this angry when you claimed you haven't read any of it?

---
PSA: "Real Gamers*" don't pay for Micro-transactions.
*Pro-tip: You're not 'playing' the game, if you're paying your way through it.
... Copied to Clipboard!
HornedLion
04/08/20 11:26:25 PM
#21:


Carole Fucking Baskins new husband is most definitely a simp.

---
President Obama
Best President in centuries.
... Copied to Clipboard!
faramir77
04/08/20 11:28:29 PM
#22:


Joker_X_II posted...
faramir77 posted...

That post was the dumbest thing I've read only four sentences of in a long time.

..and no rebuttal to prove otherwise; which means you're ass-mad that you rank low on this hierarchy. So....what? You're a simp or cuck? I could be nice and assume soiboi....

Social classes:
  • Everyone else in the world
  • Ass clowns that believe that toxic shit
I'll wait for your ten page rebuttal proving otherwise lmao


---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk
-- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. --
... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31
04/08/20 11:28:42 PM
#23:


Joker_X_II posted...
How can you be this angry when you claimed you haven't read any of it?
I don't need a degree in memeology bud lulz, they're just internet slang.

---
The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me!
If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time.
... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31
04/08/20 11:29:02 PM
#24:


This thread needs bread

https://i.imgur.com/KFFmKmI.mp4

---
The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me!
If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time.
... Copied to Clipboard!
deoxxys
04/08/20 11:32:30 PM
#25:


ChaosAzeroth posted...
Isn't a cuck actually a guy being cheated on and aware of it, but does nothing about it whereas a simp is someone giving sympathy or 'white knighting' for the expressed purpose of getting some?

yes

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Joker_X_II
04/08/20 11:36:23 PM
#26:


faramir77 posted...
Social classes:
Everyone else in the world
Ass clowns that believe that toxic shit
I'll wait for your ten page rebuttal proving otherwise lmao

Don't need 10 pages, never did. Heck, that post is half-page at best and already your delitcate attention span is offended for some reason.

Toxic? Ok, so at best that makes you a "soiboi" (assuming you're a dude of some variety). Because, again, lesser men tend to be one who adopt those SJW buzzwords to deflect the true nature of their stature and confidence.

So when you point at things you don't like as 'toxic', do you do it near a girl to pique her interests toward you? Are you posting from a Starbucks?

---
PSA: "Real Gamers*" don't pay for Micro-transactions.
*Pro-tip: You're not 'playing' the game, if you're paying your way through it.
... Copied to Clipboard!
faramir77
04/08/20 11:41:25 PM
#27:


Joker_X_II posted...
Don't need 10 pages, never did. Heck, that post is half-page at best and already your delitcate attention span is offended for some reason.

Toxic? Ok, so at best that makes you a "soiboi" (assuming you're a dude of some variety). Because, again, lesser men tend to be one who adopt those SJW buzzwords to deflect the true nature of their stature and confidence.

So when you point at things you don't like as 'toxic', do you do it near a girl to pique her interests toward you? Are you posting from a Starbucks?

Lmao

---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk
-- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. --
... Copied to Clipboard!
faramir77
04/08/20 11:42:00 PM
#28:


By the way I'm still waiting for your rebuttal you didn't prove anything my guy

---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk
-- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. --
... Copied to Clipboard!
KarsUltimate
04/08/20 11:42:14 PM
#29:


MICHALECOLE posted...
@Ogurisama

are you a simp(son)?
AM EAT PANT.

---
"Oh glorious Mother Brain! Please save us!"
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth
04/08/20 11:42:15 PM
#30:


Saw someone online legit claiming that "chad" is the male form of "karen" or "becky" among black people and that the adoption of it in the "chad/virgin" memes is white appropriation.

---
It's okay, I have no idea who I am either.
https://imgur.com/WOo6wcq
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269
04/08/20 11:42:47 PM
#31:


"I am 12 and I watched Joker, I'm such an edgy boi" lol
---
Doctor Foxx posted...
The demonizing of soy has a lot to do with xenophobic ideas.
... Copied to Clipboard!
OniRonin
04/09/20 12:15:16 AM
#32:


simp is a replacement for reply guy, not cuck

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat
04/09/20 12:43:21 AM
#33:


I thought a simp was female genitals that look like Homer Simpson's mouth. (At least, that's what r/simps is all about)



---
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
... Copied to Clipboard!
KarsUltimate
04/09/20 12:53:48 AM
#34:


^Holy smokes... Will I have to check that out?!

---
"Oh glorious Mother Brain! Please save us!"
... Copied to Clipboard!
JixHedgehog
04/09/20 1:05:29 AM
#35:


Ah "cuck".. we hardly knew ye

---
Not changing my sig until Nintendo announces the Switch XL 1/12/2017
... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm
04/09/20 1:08:21 AM
#36:


Would you rather be home or simp, son?

---
My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG
... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox
04/09/20 1:27:54 AM
#37:


Simp = Simpleton i.e. an idiot

it's already an insult

---
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
... Copied to Clipboard!
Rasmoh
04/09/20 6:36:43 AM
#38:


I am not a simp. I like the song "Baby Got Back".

---
Miami Dolphins | Portland Trailblazers | San Francisco Giants
I won't say a thing, because the one who knows best is you.
... Copied to Clipboard!
joemodda
04/09/20 7:14:30 AM
#39:


https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/382/008/315.jpg

"Why yes, I do believe feminism is the future and I do donate half my paycheck to my favorite egirl of the week, and I AM a moderator in various twitch chats of m'ladies

How did you know?"

---
It's not genocide... it's pesticide...
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus
04/09/20 1:35:30 PM
#40:


HylianFox posted...
Simp = Simpleton i.e. an idiot

it's already an insult

...except for the fact that simp hadn't been widely used as shorthand for simpleton (and if you tried it, you'd have to explain it), and the insult simpleton itself is almost never used in favor of more popular intelligence-based insults like, ironically enough, idiot.

---
(\/)(\/)|-|
There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269
04/09/20 2:12:05 PM
#41:


Zeus posted...
the insult simpleton itself is almost never used in favor of more popular intelligence-based insults like, ironically enough, idiot.

Meme culture thrives off obscurity.
---
Doctor Foxx posted...
The demonizing of soy has a lot to do with xenophobic ideas.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hop103
04/09/20 2:31:26 PM
#42:


Nope, I don't spend money on camgirls.
---
"In the name of the future moon I shall punish you"-Chibi Moon
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus
04/09/20 7:27:32 PM
#43:


Kyuubi4269 posted...
Meme culture thrives off obscurity.

Only if it's a game, tv show, movie, or comic/manga.

---
(\/)(\/)|-|
There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth
04/09/20 8:20:13 PM
#44:


Simps always have their mouths wide open in every photo of them.

---
It's okay, I have no idea who I am either.
https://imgur.com/WOo6wcq
... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE
04/09/20 8:40:34 PM
#45:


Obscurity with a game, tv show, movie, comic or manga?

memes:
https://i.imgur.com/FYHCKid.gifv
... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31
04/09/20 9:33:42 PM
#46:


Zareth posted...
Simps always have their mouths wide open in every photo of them.
Thought that was soyboy face.

---
The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me!
If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Joker_X_II
04/13/20 5:34:58 PM
#47:


Zareth posted...
Simps always have their mouths wide open in every photo of them.

No, wide-mouth pics is a 'soiboi' trait.

Simps dress in trendy designer hoodies, but with a desperate look on their face. Acting like a heavy baller, but obviously over-compensating. Saying, "I have money pay attention to me! If e-transfer you my wagecuck pennies will you send me a selfie and pretend to be interested in me for 0.01 seconds?"

---
PSA: "Real Gamers*" don't pay for Micro-transactions.
*Pro-tip: You're not 'playing' the game, if you're paying your way through it.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1