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DeroIin
04/09/20 6:18:49 PM
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In January, successfully jacked off for the first time.

At the tender age of 23. Ive been doing it for a couple of years but never felt like it did anything at all for me. Was probably doing it wrong

Holy shit, when I came. it was life changing. Its like getting a new toy for Christmas

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Vita_Aeterna
04/09/20 6:20:13 PM
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What in the actual fuck?

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refmon
04/09/20 6:20:34 PM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
What in the actual fuck?


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sLaCkEr408___RJ
04/09/20 6:20:55 PM
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Congrats. You're well on your way to losing your virginity.
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R1masher
04/09/20 6:21:26 PM
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Smh, women these days

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Phantom36
04/09/20 6:21:35 PM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
What in the actual fuck?


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SrRd_RacinG
04/09/20 6:22:04 PM
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Keith_Valentine
04/09/20 6:22:15 PM
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I imagine tc sitting beside the tree at Christmas, with a gift box over his dick. He opens the top and looks inside, theres his boner. "Wow my favorite thing to play with!"
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DeroIin
04/09/20 6:40:05 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Congrats. You're well on your way to losing your virginity.

technically already have before I started doing that

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wallmasterz
04/09/20 6:43:08 PM
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DeroIin posted...
technically already have before I started doing that



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DeroIin
04/09/20 6:58:12 PM
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wallmasterz posted...

had sex, wasnt natural. Any further descriptions Ill get modded

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DeroIin
04/11/20 4:18:22 AM
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I do it like 3 times a day now, outta control

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BobanMarjanovic
04/11/20 4:19:18 AM
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We're gonna keep our eye on you TC...

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marthsheretoo
04/11/20 4:23:23 AM
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DeroIin posted...
had sex, wasnt natural. Any further descriptions Ill get modded

Up to you, but there are like 3 different interpretations of this that come to mind and none of them are good.

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malenz
04/11/20 4:23:59 AM
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Lol. now this is a CE topic.

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DrizztLink
04/11/20 4:24:09 AM
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Keith_Valentine posted...
I imagine tc sitting beside the tree at Christmas, with a gift box over his dick. He opens the top and looks inside, theres his boner. "Wow my favorite thing to play with!"
One: cut a hole in a box

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DeroIin
04/11/20 4:37:28 AM
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BobanMarjanovic posted...
We're gonna keep our eye on you TC...

nah I need my privacy

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boxington
04/11/20 4:38:27 AM
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me basically when I was 14.


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nevershine
04/11/20 4:41:59 AM
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https://i.imgur.com/Wim82su.jpg

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Parappa09
04/11/20 4:53:57 AM
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boxington posted...
me basically when I was 14.
same tbh and i thought i was late

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wallmasterz
04/11/20 8:44:47 AM
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marthsheretoo posted...
Up to you, but there are like 3 different interpretations of this that come to mind and none of them are good.

Have you ever been to the zoo TC?

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DeroIin
04/11/20 8:55:15 AM
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wallmasterz posted...
Have you ever been to the zoo TC?

yeah why whats up

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King Rial
04/11/20 8:59:27 AM
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marthsheretoo posted...
DeroIin posted...
had sex, wasnt natural. Any further descriptions Ill get modded
Up to you, but there are like 3 different interpretations of this that come to mind and none of them are good.

Being a victim of abuse is the first that comes to mind for me, because I was myself.
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MuayThai85
04/11/20 9:09:46 AM
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King Rial posted...
Being a victim of abuse is the first that comes to mind for me, because I was myself.
First thing that came to mind to me was he fucked the family dog.

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DeroIin
04/11/20 9:24:40 AM
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nah it was consensual and nothing abusive or beastialiy related. Money related. Services


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malenz
04/11/20 9:26:06 AM
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DeroIin posted...
nah it was consensual and nothing abusive or beastialiy related. Money related. Services
I'll be honest, going this route just to "lose my virginity" sounds like the hugest turn off ever fwiw. For me it would be anyway.

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ssj3vegeta_
04/11/20 9:27:11 AM
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DeroIin
04/11/20 9:27:45 AM
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malenz posted...
I'll be honest, going this route just to "lose my virginity" sounds like the hugest turn off ever fwiw.

Good thinking Im not interested in you so whatever you think doesnt matter

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DeroIin
04/11/20 9:28:28 AM
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...
How much you charge

2000/hr


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malenz
04/11/20 9:30:36 AM
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DeroIin posted...
Good thinking Im not interested in you so whatever you think doesnt matter
what? I was talking about the experience of doing it would be a turn off. Not you sheesh. Unless you intentionally misconstrued my post in an attempt to insult me, at which I don't know what to say really.

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marthsheretoo
04/11/20 3:55:28 PM
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DeroIin posted...
nah it was consensual and nothing abusive or beastialiy related. Money related. Services

See, that's so much better than everything I was imagining.

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SpaceBear_
04/11/20 3:57:20 PM
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What's going on in this topic

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boxington
04/11/20 4:01:44 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
same tbh and i thought i was late
I tried doing it when I was younger, and didn't know what the fuss was.

but when I was 14, I decided to give it a real chance, and I was like, "wtf, this is awesome!"

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AmericaTheBrave
04/11/20 4:04:37 PM
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DeroIin posted...
nah it was consensual and nothing abusive or beastialiy related. Money related. Services

Pretty sure you can say you banged a prostitute.

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DeroIin
04/11/20 4:05:19 PM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
Pretty sure you can say you banged a prostitute.

oh I didnt know, didnt want to end my streak of not being modded lol

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bigtiggie23
04/11/20 4:12:08 PM
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DeroIin posted...


oh I didnt know, didnt want to end my streak of not being modded lol

Just another cherry that needs to be popped.
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wallmasterz
04/11/20 4:15:02 PM
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King Rial posted...
Being a victim of abuse is the first that comes to mind for me, because I was myself.

Genuinely sorry to hear this.

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