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AirFresh
04/18/20 5:43:13 PM
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Fuck Nintendo for making me think Star Fox Command was a good game!

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pogo_rabid
04/18/20 5:44:43 PM
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BOTW was lame, i quit about 20 min after the tutorial area. The concept of breakable weapons ruined it for me.

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Irony
04/18/20 5:45:16 PM
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The fanbase that consists of 40 year olds that collect Amiibos

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MarthGoomba
04/18/20 5:45:49 PM
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Abandoning the Wii U so quickly
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Flockaveli
04/18/20 5:49:04 PM
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When Switch back in stock.

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KillerSlaw
04/18/20 5:50:07 PM
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When they showed that cool Zelda Spaceworld Demo only to give us Windwaker.

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EnragedSlith
04/18/20 5:50:59 PM
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The Switch Joycons are terrible, probably the worst and most overpriced controller packaged with a console. How they made it past QC, I have no idea.

So now speaking of the Pro Controller, its also fucking terrible for the price. Mine drifts noticeably right out of the box, and research suggests its a near ubiquitous problem.

pogo_rabid posted...
BOTW was lame, i quit about 20 min after the tutorial area. The concept of breakable weapons ruined it for me.

lol

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dameon_reaper
04/18/20 5:52:45 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
BOTW was lame, i quit about 20 min after the tutorial area. The concept of breakable weapons ruined it for me.

You wasted your money? Lol I think a lot of people knew about the weapons beforehand. Game was great, regardless of the weapon breaking.
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im not 13
04/18/20 5:53:51 PM
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Killed f zero
Killed Metroid p much
Killed star fox p much
Terrible online after 3 generation of consoles


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Skye Reynolds
04/18/20 5:54:42 PM
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They shrank Samus's bust, they gave Star Fox a bell shaped head, and they turned Bowser into a flat-faced ogre for a couple of games.

Those are my gripes.

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Deku_Link
04/18/20 5:55:35 PM
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Not adding a second quest with rearranged dungeons in the Link's Awakening remake.

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Irony
04/18/20 5:56:14 PM
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Metroid is dead

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CM_Ponch
04/18/20 5:57:07 PM
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I want Miyamoto to fuck off when it comes to "innovating" games that were already perfected like F-Zero, Star Fox, and Paper Mario. I just want a new Star Fox that isn't held back by some shitty gimmick or a genre that isn't on-rail shooter.

pogo_rabid posted...
BOTW was lame, i quit about 20 min after the tutorial area. The concept of breakable weapons ruined it for me.
What the fuck

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VipaGTS
04/18/20 5:58:38 PM
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I gotta agree with the joycons. Theyre not terrible and ok for a casual play here or there, but not ideal. To rub salt in the wound they priced the pro controller at $80.

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CRON
04/18/20 5:59:24 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
BOTW was lame, i quit about 20 min after the tutorial area. The concept of breakable weapons ruined it for me.
As someone who thinks BOTW is overrated, you really messed up and should give the game a chance.

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Irony
04/18/20 5:59:40 PM
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The Metroid 2 remake was as bad as the last Star Fox game and so will the new game. Metroid is dead

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yunalenne10
04/18/20 6:00:46 PM
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Hmm...

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Deku_Link
04/18/20 6:01:23 PM
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Conflict posted...
The Metroid 2 remake came out 3 years ago and Metroid Prime 4 is coming out

It's not dead lol
It sure took them a long time to make a new mainline game though. Last one was 10 years ago. >_>

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Irony
04/18/20 6:02:07 PM
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69 is a better number than 85

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pogo_rabid
04/18/20 6:59:31 PM
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dameon_reaper posted...
You wasted your money? Lol I think a lot of people knew about the weapons beforehand. Game was great, regardless of the weapon breaking.
I don't see it as wasting money, so much as recognizing a bad game and not wasting any more of my time trying to convince myself otherwise.

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KillerSlaw
04/18/20 7:11:22 PM
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Didnt Samus Returns bomb?

I'm surprised Nintendo keeps trying at all. Clearly the Nintendo fanbase is more concerned with Animal Crossing and Anime Sword Wielders

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Antifar
04/18/20 7:13:39 PM
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Mario 64 scared me when I was like 6
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dmaster342
04/18/20 7:36:59 PM
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I agree with the people IIT talking about the Joy-Cons being the worst controllers and BotW being terrible (IMO). I gave up on it pretty quickly as well (not 20 min after tutorial area quick but probably 4-5 hrs after that).

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Lordgold666
04/18/20 7:43:09 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
BOTW was lame, i quit about 20 min after the tutorial area. The concept of breakable weapons ruined it for me.
^^

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EnragedSlith
04/19/20 12:08:18 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
I gotta agree with the joycons. Theyre not terrible and ok for a casual play here or there, but not ideal. To rub salt in the wound they priced the pro controller at $80.

Which, again, is also notorious for having a drift. Ive played every console since the N64, and this is the first time Ive seen controllers this immediately fucked up

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pkmnlord
04/19/20 12:14:32 PM
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GiggetySplicer posted...
Wii U era was bad
This. I feel like Nintendo owes me money for all the expenses I put into that stupid console. Only for them to get the Switch out there and basically say "Forget that other console. Buy all the games from that one on this new one now"

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Wetterdew
04/19/20 12:35:53 PM
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Thinking a crappy rental system is good enough to replace virtual console.

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AsucaHayashi
04/19/20 12:40:13 PM
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i should thank them tbh.

they taught me a valuable lesson back when timed exclusivity wasn't a known thing and i had to spend my hard earned teen money on a GC just for resident evil 4 when i already had a ps2.

probably the most important lesson i've learned about the gaming(or rather, console) business overall.

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andri_g
04/20/20 2:22:31 AM
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Irony posted...
Metroid is dead

Not as long as it is alive and well in me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPA1blhzj2c
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Well... how about that Mario? He's been a carpenter and a plumber, but not an electrician.

[ Nintendo, certify that guy and give us a Mariocraft game, dang it! ]
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Biscotti
04/20/20 2:23:46 AM
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I only ever had a Gamecube.

The rest looked like Fischer Price toys, which put me off even when I was 10 or 11 years old.

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Zack_Attackv1
04/20/20 2:29:13 AM
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RK800_Connor
04/20/20 2:33:36 AM
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Where the fuck is Pikmin 4

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CapnMuffin
04/20/20 3:11:29 AM
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online multiplayer capability
game pricing
Paper Mario franchise
multiple versions of handhelds with slight improvement

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Stalolin
04/20/20 3:44:45 AM
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Terrible at remakes, ports, etc. I just wanna play some N64 and Gamecube era games dangnabbit.
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untrustful
04/20/20 4:15:18 AM
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Killing the dream of permanently owning stuff from the e-shop that I paid for in the Wii and Wii U eras. I legitimately thought they would continue that as a lifetime service, fees included of course for maintenance and upgrades.

That's really the biggest disappointment. Only other disappointment was going for paid online subscriptions. I'm sure it was mandatory, but it still leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

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pkmnlord
04/20/20 1:46:13 PM
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Stalolin posted...
Terrible at remakes, ports, etc. I just wanna play some N64 and Gamecube era games dangnabbit.
Nintendo's response: wEll ThEN YoU sHoUlD'vE kEpT yOuR oLD cOnSoLeS!

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Shotgunnova
04/20/20 1:50:07 PM
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Quest 64 sucks and I'm still mad about it.

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krazychao5
04/20/20 1:51:04 PM
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Wish they would get a more robust online platform. Let me message people and invite in games! Voice chat with friends! Why oh god why is it so difficult?!

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gamer man
04/20/20 1:55:51 PM
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CapnMuffin
04/20/20 1:55:55 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Quest 64 sucks and I'm still mad about it.
lol true

krazychao5 posted...
Wish they would get a more robust online platform. Let me message people and invite in games! Voice chat with friends! Why oh god why is it so difficult?!
Whoever is in charge if all that... they need to clean house and put some fresh blood in there. Their approach to online/multiplayer is a joke.

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AirFresh
04/20/20 6:27:40 PM
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gamer man posted...

Lol

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OffTempo
04/20/20 6:34:25 PM
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Taking down each and every Pokemon fan games. There are some good ones out there but Nintendo always has them taken down like a day after they come out.

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Stalolin
04/20/20 6:37:16 PM
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pkmnlord posted...
Nintendo's response: wEll ThEN YoU sHoUlD'vE kEpT yOuR oLD cOnSoLeS!
Funnily enough I still have my old consoles - SNES, N64 and Gamecube, but they don't always work the best, even though I took good care of them. They're just old.
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j_coat
04/20/20 6:52:12 PM
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NoA delaying the Virtual Console release of Super Mario Bros Deluxe for a year just so they wouldn't have to participate in the free giveaway.
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Shotgunnova
04/20/20 7:04:36 PM
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