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Scotty_Rogers
04/23/20 1:24:13 PM
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I mean that.

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Turbam
04/23/20 1:24:44 PM
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I've already given my purity away.

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Scotty_Rogers
04/23/20 1:25:16 PM
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Turbam posted...
I've already given my purity away.

It's a state of mind, fam. You could re-purify yourself.

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-Kush-
04/23/20 1:25:23 PM
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But Princess Peach has a strong hold on me.

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Kazi1212
04/23/20 1:25:46 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
It's a state of mind, fam. You could re-purify yourself.

Mind=blown

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Chicken_Butt
04/23/20 1:25:52 PM
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Says the dude that spends all day every day fantasizing about Krillin being 18's unwilling cuck in Dragonball

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Scotty_Rogers
04/23/20 1:26:26 PM
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Don't put too much stock into something that is subjective and arbitrary. No one needs to be sexual at all, anyway.

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-Kush-
04/23/20 1:27:21 PM
#8:


Should I cancel free premium???

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Soggy_Pocket
04/23/20 1:27:51 PM
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I'm bug chasing the 'Rona

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Turbam
04/23/20 1:28:41 PM
#10:


Chicken_Butt posted...
Says the dude that spends all day every day fantasizing about Krillin being 18's unwilling cuck in Dragonball
How did that little fuckboy cueball land the best girl as his wife?
I've never watched an episode of Dragon Ball, and that's all that I want to know the answer to.

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Scotty_Rogers
04/23/20 1:29:39 PM
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Some people do some fucked up shit when they sexually frustrated.

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malenz
04/23/20 1:30:01 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
Some people do some fucked up shit when they sexually frustrated.
like you?

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MC_BatCommander
04/23/20 1:30:47 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
Some people do some fucked up shit when they sexually frustrated.

like making up a story about a brother dying

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OffTempo
04/23/20 1:33:39 PM
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Turbam posted...
How did that little fuckboy cueball land the best girl as his wife?
I've never watched an episode of Dragon Ball, and that's all that I want to know the answer to.
He said he liked her and did not kill her if my memory serves me correctly

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Scotty_Rogers
04/23/20 1:33:48 PM
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Don't forget that the most beautiful love is not sexual.

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Tired-Insomniac
04/23/20 1:34:29 PM
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But Tifa bends over way too damn much in FF7R

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Turbam
04/23/20 1:34:36 PM
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OffTempo posted...
He said he liked her and did not kill her if my memory serves me correctly
A nice guy finally won?!

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ZeroX91
04/23/20 1:35:36 PM
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Naw greed is more my thing.

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Chicken_Butt
04/23/20 1:37:08 PM
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Turbam posted...
I've never watched an episode of Dragon Ball, and that's all that I want to know the answer to.

Toriyama is a shit writer, so it wasn't well done or anything, but basically...

Androids 17 and 18 were two powerful cyborgs (not androids) created by Dr. Gero. They were on a mission from Gero to kill Goku, so they wound up facing off against the Mega Muscle Shonen Supermen (and Krillin). After the androids attacked his friends, Krillin stood up to them while nearly pissing himself in terror. 18 found it really cute, so she kissed him on the cheek. Initiate crush mode for Krillin.

Eventually, a being called Cell comes into the picture. Cell can make himself more powerful by absorbing and combining with Androids 17 and 18, and he's not good at keeping secrets so he tells everyone and their grandmother. Later, Krillin is given a remote that can detonate the bomb inside the cyborg and sent on a mission to destroy 18 before she can be absorbed by Cell. Krillin can't bring himself to kill 18, so he crushes the remote in front of her and tells her to hide herself away everything is safe. Initiate crush mode for 18.

Finally, after Cell is eventually killed and everyone is safe, the characters gather the titular dragon balls and use them to wish back everyone he killed, yada yada. They have one wish left over when they're done, so Krillin tries to use it to turn 18 back into a human being. The dragon says no, because apparently that's just too fucking hard for a magical wish-granting dragon, so Krillin wishes for him to just take her bomb out instead. Somehow he can totally do that but not the other thing. 18 just happens to be nearby and overhears all this, so she gets absolutely soaking wet and flustered about it. She takes off, and then the series cuts to several years later and boom - they're married.

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dragonsmasher
04/23/20 2:03:06 PM
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Chicken_Butt posted...
Toriyama is a shit writer, so it wasn't well done or anything, but basically...

Androids 17 and 18 were two powerful cyborgs (not androids) created by Dr. Gero. They were on a mission from Gero to kill Goku, so they wound up facing off against the Mega Muscle Shonen Supermen (and Krillin). After the androids attacked his friends, Krillin stood up to them while nearly pissing himself in terror. 18 found it really cute, so she kissed him on the cheek. Initiate crush mode for Krillin.

Eventually, a being called Cell comes into the picture. Cell can make himself more powerful by absorbing and combining with Androids 17 and 18, and he's not good at keeping secrets so he tells everyone and their grandmother. Later, Krillin is given a remote that can detonate the bomb inside the cyborg and sent on a mission to destroy 18 before she can be absorbed by Cell. Krillin can't bring himself to kill 18, so he crushes the remote in front of her and tells her to hide herself away everything is safe. Initiate crush mode for 18.

Finally, after Cell is eventually killed and everyone is safe, the characters gather the titular dragon balls and use them to wish back everyone he killed, yada yada. They have one wish left over when they're done, so Krillin tries to use it to turn 18 back into a human being. The dragon says no, because apparently that's just too fucking hard for a magical wish-granting dragon, so Krillin wishes for him to just take her bomb out instead. Somehow he can totally do that but not the other thing. 18 just happens to be nearby and overhears all this, so she gets absolutely soaking wet and flustered about it. She takes off, and then the series cuts to several years later and boom - they're married.
TL;DR: Krillin's entire body is shaped like a dick.

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ShadowElite86
04/23/20 3:57:47 PM
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I heard you're a welcher.

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