Current Events > TMZ: Kim Jong Un Reportedly Dead

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CRON
04/25/20 1:56:27 PM
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refmon
04/25/20 1:57:04 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wcI10CNuxU

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ASithLord7
04/25/20 1:57:11 PM
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CE tankies in panic mode

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Parappa09
04/25/20 1:58:52 PM
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holy fuck

TMZ are normally right about this sort of stuff...

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Lost_All_Senses
04/25/20 2:01:13 PM
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What's the top reason to care? Im not informed. All I know is he was a dickhead. Can his sister or whoever takes his place be worse? If not, this is good.

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Shadow Don
04/25/20 2:02:07 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
What's the top reason to care? Im not informed. All I know is he was a dickhead. Can his sister or whoever takes his place be worse? If not, this is good.

Kim was obviously evil but power vacuums in this kind of situation can be extremely dangerous.

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Funkydog
04/25/20 2:02:18 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
What's the top reason to care? Im not informed. All I know is he was a dickhead. Can his sister or whoever takes his place be worse? If not, this is good.
Very likely he will just be replaced by another monster, yes. But one less monster in the world is good and allows even the slightest chance for change.

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OpenShut
04/25/20 2:02:27 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Can his sister or whoever takes his place be worse?
His sister is just as much of a megalomaniac and cruel as him, but intelligent and capable. Yes, that's a lot worse if she takes over
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DeadBankerDream
04/25/20 2:02:45 PM
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Trump will cry himself to sleep tonight.
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Mezcla
04/25/20 2:03:57 PM
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who wants to bet his successor is an even bigger asshole than he was

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Tired-Insomniac
04/25/20 2:03:59 PM
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TMZ is never wrong about deaths, are they?

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Doe
04/25/20 2:04:26 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
What's the top reason to care? Im not informed. All I know is he was a dickhead. Can his sister or whoever takes his place be worse? If not, this is good.
The DPRK does not describe constitutionally a line of succession IIRC. So there may be a power struggle of any magnitude, which would be bad for the country's stability if not resolved quickly.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/25/20 2:05:05 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Very likely he will just be replaced by another monster, yes. But one less monster in the world is good and allows even the slightest chance for change.

That's what I mean, I feel like most of us, especially us on the outside need the upcoming weeks/months to really know if this is good or bad.

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Funkydog
04/25/20 2:05:46 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
That's what I mean, I feel like most of us, especially us on the outside need the upcoming weeks/months to really know if this is good or bad.
Bad, essentially, for the reasons others have said in this topic.

Good that Kim is dead, if true, but the danger for everyone else isn't.

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MacadamianNut3
04/25/20 2:06:00 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
TMZ is never wrong about deaths, are they?
Lil Wayne, but otherwise no I don't think so

https://www.complex.com/music/2013/03/lil-wayne-is-not-dead-says-hes-good-after-critical-condition-reports

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Spellcaster
04/25/20 2:07:09 PM
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A nuclear state has no clear leadership during a major pandemic and you all are laughing

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Bestoffuture
04/25/20 2:07:23 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
TMZ is never wrong about deaths, are they?

They're surprisingly accurate.

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DeadBankerDream
04/25/20 2:07:43 PM
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Spellcaster posted...
A nuclear state has no clear leadership during a major pandemic and you all are laughing

Don't be a Duncan.
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KILBOTz
04/25/20 2:08:33 PM
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Remember before Kim Jong Un ascended and they said he might be more pro-west! He was educated in the west!

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Sayoria
04/25/20 2:08:51 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Trump will cry himself to sleep tonight.

Then next day:

"I ended, the Kim Jong Un regime! Something that Obama, couldn't even do!"

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HBOSS
04/25/20 2:09:12 PM
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Conspiracy theorists be like
https://youtu.be/Yb5qXWMX8D4

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Swagger_Dagger
04/25/20 2:10:13 PM
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Its freaking me out that he was only 36. Reminder of my own mortality. Seeing famous people die naturally at a young age makes me really freaked out.

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soulunison2
04/25/20 2:12:00 PM
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So China makes their power play huh
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CRON
04/25/20 2:12:41 PM
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CloneTheHero posted...
possible funny business there. men in their 30s dont usually die outta nowhere. unless he had lingering issues were unaware of?
He was 300lbs, smoked like a chimney, and would binge eat cheese.

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Damn_Underscore
04/25/20 2:12:45 PM
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Swagger_Dagger posted...
Its freaking me out that he was only 36. Reminder of your own mortality.


He was obese and unhealthy af though, reminder to live healthily.
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Irony
04/25/20 2:12:46 PM
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CloneTheHero posted...
possible funny business there. men in their 30s dont usually die outta nowhere. unless he had lingering issues were unaware of?
It's been posted 50 times in every topic about this

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Axiom
04/25/20 2:14:23 PM
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Let's see if the next person keeps the status quo or makes it even worse. I really don't see it getting better
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Spellcaster
04/25/20 2:15:57 PM
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Could he have died of covid 19?

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Zikten
04/25/20 2:17:05 PM
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Spellcaster posted...
Could he have died of covid 19?
possibly
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Bleuets
04/25/20 2:21:55 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
What's the top reason to care? Im not informed. All I know is he was a dickhead. Can his sister or whoever takes his place be worse? If not, this is good.

Its this attitude Americans have that made the rona possible in the first place. When are you going to learn that its not about you?
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malenz
04/25/20 2:22:38 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Trump will cry himself to sleep tonight.
He had good relations going. Now he'll have to start all over to get the best deal.

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soulunison2
04/25/20 2:23:02 PM
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She looks like a praying mantis
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Bestoffuture
04/25/20 2:25:31 PM
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who posted

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Lost_All_Senses
04/25/20 2:26:16 PM
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Bleuets posted...
Its this attitude Americans have that made the rona possible in the first place. When are you going to learn that its not about you?

Lol, what a reach. I been fighting against my own depression lately to do right by everyone else and not get involved with others. To the point Im staying away from my best friend cause he hangs out with others. You can throw me away over not caring what's going on across the world while we're dealing with coronovirus here tho. That also doesn't matter to me.

That being YOU. Before you misinterpret it for me saying I don't care about Coronovirus somehow.

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yunalenne10
04/25/20 2:29:43 PM
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TMZ is like a real-life CE. First to get accurate, breaking news.

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VipaGTS
04/25/20 2:32:13 PM
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Political implications aside, I think that what Im about to say can only be said about as many people as I can count on one hand and feel absolutely no guilt...

good fuckin riddance.

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mustachedmystic
04/25/20 2:32:24 PM
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CloneTheHero posted...
sure theyre interchangeable but youre twisting the meaning. you can have unhealthy habits and still be healthy. back in college i would binge drink and eat mcdonalds every day but was i still healthy? yes. had regular check ups and never had any issues.

But you stopped, right? Unless I'm mistaken KJU has had these bad habits for most or all of his adult life. And maybe he lost the genetic lottery.

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Complete_Idi0t
04/25/20 2:33:31 PM
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Are we allowed to make jokes or is it too soon?
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LameFAQs
04/25/20 2:34:11 PM
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I seriously wonder if he contracted coronavirus. I suppose well never know; will we?
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Simon_Petrikov
04/25/20 2:35:23 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
holy fuck

TMZ are normally right about this sort of stuff...
TMZ is literally the source I trust the most for this type of ****

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thronedfire2
04/25/20 2:35:35 PM
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If TMZ is reporting it now I believe it

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Complete_Idi0t
04/25/20 2:36:02 PM
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Breaking: North Korea shows dark video of surgeon stealing a poster, so it's OK to detain him now
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