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CruelBuffalo
05/08/20 11:50:07 AM
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https://twitter.com/qorquiq/status/1258590177179529216

long as they shower with their 20 in 1 body wash and dont stink I can live with it
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Proofpyros
05/08/20 11:52:17 AM
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Why is this something to be all offended about?

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Cowthief
05/08/20 11:53:05 AM
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Ah man I'm feeling so THICK today

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CruelBuffalo
05/08/20 11:55:27 AM
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Proofpyros posted...
Why is this something to be all offended about?
Theyre laughing at how obnoxious it is
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CapnMuffin
05/08/20 11:56:02 AM
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Hey its 10 bucks. Compared to some random womens body wash thats $30 and maybe a 1/3 the volume.

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Cowthief
05/08/20 11:56:02 AM
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Going to go THICK some covenant

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furb
05/08/20 11:56:27 AM
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I hate this

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CruelBuffalo
05/08/20 11:56:53 AM
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CapnMuffin posted...
Hey its 10 bucks. Compared to some random womens body wash thats $30 and maybe a 1/3 the volume.
Is the quality good tho?

im sticking with Neutrogena Rain Bath. Smells good and leaves my skin feeling goood af
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Broseph_Stalin
05/08/20 11:57:55 AM
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naval supremacy lmao
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HylianFox
05/08/20 11:58:35 AM
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mmm... lathered-up penises

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Broseph_Stalin
05/08/20 11:59:08 AM
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CapnMuffin posted...
Hey its 10 bucks. Compared to some random womens body wash thats $30 and maybe a 1/3 the volume.

that's because every for MEN product is just the women's product with all the shit that actually works taken out so they can save money
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eston
05/08/20 12:00:54 PM
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Proofpyros posted...
Why is this something to be all offended about?
Did you know that it's possible to laugh at something without being offended by it?

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Anteaterking
05/08/20 12:01:22 PM
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"Naval supremacy" makes me feel like it's tongue in cheek...though still targeting men, so I'm not sure how many layers of irony there are here.

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Proofpyros
05/08/20 12:01:30 PM
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eston posted...
Did you know that it's possible to laugh at something without being offended by it?
I just assumed twitter was pissed since it usually is

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Smashingpmkns
05/08/20 12:01:30 PM
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Most men's body wash smells like an middle school locker room. I just go to Lush a few times a year and am done with it.
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Superkaybelf
05/08/20 12:01:41 PM
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ngl I kinda wanna smell like naval supremacy but I'm a GIRL so I CANT

cries
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HylianFox
05/08/20 12:02:13 PM
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but nothing makes me laugh more than the difference between male and female-oriented hygiene products

For Women: "This shampoo is specially formulated for dry, damaged hair."

For MEN: "This product is shampoo, conditioner, bodywash, toothpaste, mouthwash, stain remover, car wax, dessert topping, and for erectile dysfunction."

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philsov
05/08/20 12:05:52 PM
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It's a D and it's thick. okay.
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legendary_zell
05/08/20 12:05:58 PM
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Literally Naval Supremacy.....lmao. We're past Old Spice levels of ironic hyper masculinity now. We're at Powerthirst levels. It's only a matter of time until we get gunpowder scented bodywash.

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CapnMuffin
05/08/20 12:06:40 PM
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Broseph_Stalin posted...
that's because every for MEN product is just the women's product with all the shit that actually works taken out so they can save money
As long as it lathers then it works?

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HylianFox
05/08/20 12:07:57 PM
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legendary_zell posted...
It's only a matter of time until we get gunpowder scented bodywash.

to be fair charcoal does nullify odors

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Orlando_Jordan
05/08/20 12:09:05 PM
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Why do feminists need to go on Twitter and harass men?

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Sada_Pop
05/08/20 12:09:29 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
As long as it lathers then it works?
But it needs to have a lasting scent. I love my bath soaps smell.

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HylianFox
05/08/20 12:10:33 PM
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So how many employers are going to buy "Smells like PRODUCTIVITY" for their workers?

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Southernfatman
05/08/20 12:42:13 PM
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I never cared about that sort of thing. I use "women's" body wash. My skin is so soft and smells nice.

legendary_zell posted...
It's only a matter of time until we get gunpowder scented bodywash.

Now that I could get behind. Maybe some that smells like you just mowed a lawn as well.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
05/08/20 12:50:54 PM
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Hell I use women's hair color.

Don't know the difference other than the boxes has a man's face on one and a woman's on the other.

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thronedfire2
05/08/20 12:56:22 PM
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Ok I want the naval supremacy one

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ChuckSDeuces
05/08/20 12:57:53 PM
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Why is it okay for women to have fruity sounding soaps but when men have...whatever the hell sounding soaps they have it's something to get upset over?

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CruelBuffalo
05/08/20 1:00:28 PM
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ChuckSDeuces posted...
Why is it okay for women to have fruity sounding soaps but when men have...whatever the hell sounding soaps they have it's something to get upset over?

No one is upset. We are laughing.
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ChuckSDeuces
05/08/20 1:01:06 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
No one is upset. We are laughing.

Why is it funny?

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hockeybub89
05/08/20 1:05:57 PM
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It's hard navigating men's products when you're trying to not be embarrassed by the machismo

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CruelBuffalo
05/08/20 1:06:58 PM
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ChuckSDeuces posted...
Why is it funny?

because its over the top obnoxious.

why is anything funny ?
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ChuckSDeuces
05/08/20 1:11:36 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
because its over the top obnoxious.

why is anything funny ?

How is this over the top?

Dr. Pepper 10 commercials I understood as over the top but still thought the reaction to it was weird.

This is just...marketing.

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CruelBuffalo
05/08/20 1:12:00 PM
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Captain_Qwark posted...
It doesn't seem that over the top

Most old spice items have weird names like that too.

Seems others disagree. Enjoy your scent of productivity and naval supremacy for a product called THICK
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ThePrinceFish
05/08/20 1:13:05 PM
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I'd rather pay for an obnoxiously named soap than pay three times as much for the women's version for the same soap but it comes in a pink bottle tbh

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CruelBuffalo
05/08/20 1:16:06 PM
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ThePrinceFish posted...
I'd rather pay for an obnoxiously named soap than pay three times as much for the women's version for the same soap but it comes in a pink bottle tbh

Broseph_Stalin posted...
that's because every for MEN product is just the women's product with all the shit that actually works taken out so they can save money

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Antifar
05/08/20 1:18:51 PM
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That body wash is not tactical enough for me. Is there one that comes in a camouflage bottle?
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Gheb
05/08/20 1:22:09 PM
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Captain_Qwark posted...
It doesn't seem that over the top

Most old spice items have weird names like that too.
Old Spice is unapologetically over-the-top.

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masticatingman
05/08/20 3:37:35 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
Hey its 10 bucks. Compared to some random womens body wash thats $30 and maybe a 1/3 the volume.
Everything with female care products is a scam and makes big pharma look like an underachieving basement dweller by comparison.

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The23rdMagus
05/08/20 4:34:20 PM
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I buy their bar soap when I can, but not because of their marketing. Genuinely good scents without being harsh.

I'm hoping their macho marketing is tongue in cheek.

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