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UnfairRepresent
05/08/20 12:30:19 PM
#1:


Would you press the button?


Pressing the button will also make her appear in your home and be under some kind of haze where she believes you to be Cloud Strife during that point where he was in a wheelchair after suffering a mental breakdown and she had resolved to nurse him like a fussy mom.

Nothing you can say or do can convince her otherwise. She will fuss over you hand over foot, be extremely scared of your safety anything you try to do anything, clothe you, bathe you, try to feed you as if you were only semi-concious and wheelchair bound .

And she will be calling you Cloud the entire time.

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Would you press the button?
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Veggeta X
05/08/20 12:30:59 PM
#2:


Whats the downside

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DigitalCamera
05/08/20 12:31:00 PM
#3:


nope

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UnfairRepresent
05/08/20 1:52:39 PM
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Veggeta X posted...
Whats the downside

Most people would find it grotesquely unpleasant
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fire_bolt
05/08/20 1:55:22 PM
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What's the downside?
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UnfairRepresent
05/08/20 7:22:39 PM
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fire_bolt posted...
What's the downside?

As I said a lot of people would find it uncomfortale

A lot more just wouldn't want some chick to live in their home.
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Kazi1212
05/08/20 7:50:19 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Most people would find it grotesquely unpleasant

Thats not what your own poll seems to indicate

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closetjpopfan
05/08/20 10:44:17 PM
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Alright to be fair I understand you mean one won't be able to put any moves on her as she will just freak out thinking you're overexerting yourself.

I think one might still be able to finagle some uh "therapeutic" nooky out of this. Press.
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HagenEx
05/08/20 11:03:11 PM
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That could get a bit annoy-

UnfairRepresent posted...
bathe you

Oh fuck yes.

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Kanaya413
05/08/20 11:06:50 PM
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Maybe if she was a guy

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Keith_Valentine
05/08/20 11:09:15 PM
#11:


HagenEx posted...
That could get a bit annoy-

Oh fuck yes.

Lol, yup.

*smashes button over and over*

Omg his recovery is a miracle! Hes walking and talking and.. touching. Im Cloud baby, im Cloud fuckin Strife.
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UnfairRepresent
05/09/20 12:15:54 PM
#12:


Kazi1212 posted...


Thats not what your own poll seems to indicate

Fair point
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UnfairRepresent
05/10/20 7:00:12 AM
#13:


Kazi1212 posted...


Thats not what your own poll seems to indicate

Yeah I was really not expecting this to be so one sided
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coinstarcad
05/10/20 8:28:37 AM
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"appear in your home and be under some kind of haze where she believes you to be Cloud Strife"
That's psychosis and keeping her there could be a crime.
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Stagmar
05/10/20 9:19:16 AM
#15:


Yeah, no. When shes not treating me like an invalid shes banging other dudes in the other room. No thanks.

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fire_bolt
05/10/20 2:34:26 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...


Yeah I was really not expecting this to be so one sided


I think you dramatically underestimated the willingness of CE to be waited on hand and foot by a beautiful girl with big titties. I imagine most of us had the same thought "Can I parlay this into sex somehow" and all came to the same conclusion.
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Tired-Insomniac
05/10/20 2:39:43 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
bathe you

*Smashes button*

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SoundNetwork
05/10/20 2:48:36 PM
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no her boobs are triangles

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UnfairRepresent
05/10/20 4:25:02 PM
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Stagmar posted...
Yeah, no. When shes not treating me like an invalid shes banging other dudes in the other room. No thanks.

There is a disturbing amount of fanfiction about her banging Barret while cloud is in the wheelchair
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dj1200
05/10/20 4:28:22 PM
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Does she have PS1 boobs or PS4 boobs?

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cjs28
05/10/20 4:29:10 PM
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Veggeta X posted...
Whats the downside
downside is you cant fuck her, so no

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Keith_Valentine
05/10/20 4:39:30 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
There is a disturbing amount of fanfiction about her banging Barret while cloud is in the wheelchair

That is so 2020.
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Zack_Attackv1
05/10/20 4:50:24 PM
#24:


This gimmick sucks.
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fire_bolt
05/11/20 2:42:51 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...


There is a disturbing amount of fanfiction about her banging Barret while cloud is in the wheelchair


I'm not surprised tbh
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UnfairRepresent
05/11/20 9:59:11 PM
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Jesus Tifa ia eunning away with it
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Ving_Rhames
05/11/20 10:09:10 PM
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God no, thats fucking weird and suffocating.

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closetjpopfan
05/12/20 10:16:13 AM
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You know what's funny, this reminds me of the guy with the crutches in There's Something About Mary.

Still pressing.
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UnfairRepresent
05/12/20 6:11:39 PM
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closetjpopfan posted...
You know what's funny, this reminds me of the guy with the crutches in There's Something About Mary.

i never saw that
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