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WafflehouseJK
05/10/20 6:21:12 PM
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How long has it been?










How long's it been?

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MedeaLysistrata
05/10/20 6:22:04 PM
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If I discount my eyes to see what's really going on, I've probably never had sex

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joe40001
05/10/20 6:23:08 PM
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Sada_Pop
05/10/20 6:23:32 PM
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About a month. Corona is the ultimate cock block

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WafflehouseJK
05/10/20 6:24:29 PM
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Sada_Pop posted...
About a month. Corona is the ultimate cock block
You're telling me, brother.

Been about 3 months, my area shut down pretty early.

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KogaSteelfang
05/10/20 6:24:54 PM
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Ugh...

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Parappa09
05/10/20 6:25:26 PM
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ah fuck i accidentally voted never had sex

meant to press the vote button but my phone fucked up lol

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WafflehouseJK
05/10/20 6:26:13 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
ah fuck i accidentally voted never had sex

meant to press the vote button but my phone fucked up lol
I gotchu, I'll mentally put you down as "I'm having sex right now".

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Parappa09
05/10/20 6:28:33 PM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
I gotchu, I'll mentally put you down as "I'm having sex right now".
which is exactly why im on CE on my phone ayyy

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nativengine
05/10/20 6:29:14 PM
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4 about to be 5 days and the last one was a quickie in the garage so Im more like 10 days.

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DarthAragorn
05/10/20 6:29:36 PM
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never because im trash
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Parappa09
05/10/20 6:30:54 PM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
You're telling me, brother.

Been about 3 months, my area shut down pretty early.
oh man thats rough

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umax555
05/10/20 6:32:37 PM
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Almost 2 years :(
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WafflehouseJK
05/10/20 6:34:46 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
oh man thats rough
It's been a minute. :(

I was talking with someone the past few weeks during quarantine that I thought was going pretty well and was planning on asking her out as soon as things clear up a bit more, but she just completely stopped messaging me back a few days ago so I don't think that's going anywhere anymore. :(

Sucks cause I was really starting to like her, she was fun to talk to.


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Parappa09
05/10/20 6:37:17 PM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
It's been a minute. :(

I was talking with someone the past few weeks during quarantine that I thought was going pretty well and was planning on asking her out as soon as things clear up a bit more, but she just completely stopped messaging me back a few days ago so I don't think that's going anywhere anymore. :(

Sucks cause I was really starting to like her, she was fun to talk to.
i hate when that happens, but the worst thing is when people ghost. i feel dating has gone a bit ADD where people get overwhelmed with choice so they feel they can ignore and move on when theres a new thrill/chase somewhere else.

then it keeps going in a horrible cycle where that person continues ghosting and chasing other people while still being single. despite blowing off several good opportunities

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KogaSteelfang
05/10/20 6:38:29 PM
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CalypsoDoom posted...
Im trash and have sex
. . .

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Phantom_Nook
05/10/20 6:38:46 PM
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2.5 years.
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dj1200
05/10/20 6:41:09 PM
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January. I need to find top 1 waifu.

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Biscotti
05/10/20 6:42:25 PM
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March 2011.

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DarthAragorn
05/10/20 6:42:29 PM
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CalypsoDoom posted...
Seriously just hop on tinder (ok maybe not during quarantine) and swipe a shit ton of rights if sex is all you want. Just do it doggy style if shes uggo. Still feels the same where it matters
yes that works if you're a woman, congrats
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WafflehouseJK
05/10/20 6:43:52 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
i hate when that happens, but the worst thing is when people ghost. i feel dating has gone a bit ADD where people get overwhelmed with choice so they feel they can ignore and move on when theres a new thrill/chase somewhere else.

then it keeps going in a horrible cycle where that person continues ghosting and chasing other people while still being single. despite blowing off several good opportunities
Yeah, ghosting is the worst. It's especially aggravating in this case cause we have multiple mutual friends, we just never really hung out/talked before all this, I only just recently moved to the same city that she and aforementioned friends are in.

I'm gonna give it a few days and then maybe try to shoot her another message, cause she seemed super chill, but if not then oh well.

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Future_Ruins
05/10/20 6:46:34 PM
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It's been a couple years for me since my last relationship ended.

It hasn't really bothered me much until recently. I've been horny as fuck lately. I'm thinking of trying to get back into dating once all the pandemic restrictions are eased.
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TooLateToGoBack
05/10/20 6:47:52 PM
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Over 6 months.

Broke up with my girlfriend of 5+ years in November and haven't had any since then. This fucking virus isn't making things easier, either.
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WafflehouseJK
05/10/20 6:48:36 PM
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Future_Ruins posted...
It's been a couple years for me since my last relationship ended.

It hasn't really bothered me much until recently. I've been horny as fuck lately. I'm thinking of trying to get back into dating once all the pandemic restrictions are eased.
It sucks cause I got out of a long term relationship about a year ago; spent some time finding myself/enjoying being single, had a couple hookups. But right around January/February I was like "ok, I think I'm in a good place to start legit dating again, try and find something real again maybe."

And then the world fucking ended. :/

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Bestoffuture
05/10/20 6:48:44 PM
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It's been 10 GODDAMN weeks.

Sorry, just a little irritated..

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MarqueeSeries
05/10/20 6:52:18 PM
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Maybe 2 weeks

I've honestly been thinking about finals too much to think about sex
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KogaSteelfang
05/10/20 6:53:37 PM
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CalypsoDoom posted...
Seriously just hop on tinder (ok maybe not during quarantine) and swipe a shit ton of rights if sex is all you want. Just do it doggy style if shes uggo. Still feels the same where it matters
Yeah... Of course. How could one ever fail?

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Lvaneede
05/10/20 6:56:07 PM
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Four months

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KogaSteelfang
05/10/20 6:58:39 PM
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CalypsoDoom posted...
By having extremely high standards for hookups.
Uh-huh.

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pepper2012
05/10/20 7:00:30 PM
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How can anyone use Corona as an excuse did they shut down tinder or what
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WafflehouseJK
05/10/20 7:01:30 PM
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pepper2012 posted...
How can anyone use Corona as an excuse did they shut down tinder or what
Bruh, I ain't risking getting Corona for a one night stand.

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pepper2012
05/10/20 7:02:22 PM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
Bruh, I ain't risking getting Corona for a one night stand.

Just ask em if they been quarantining for a while if you both did your 2 weeks or whatever then you good boss
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05/10/20 7:04:57 PM
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EffectAndCause
05/10/20 7:06:29 PM
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My girl is overseas right now (and stuck there because of COVID) so not since January.
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Biscotti
05/10/20 7:12:08 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
My girl is overseas right now (and stuck there because of COVID) so not since January.

But when was the last time she had sex?

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KogaSteelfang
05/10/20 7:21:28 PM
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CalypsoDoom posted...
Tinder is absolutely shallow, and while Im not negating those factors , standards absolutely come into play, arguably more so on a hookup app.
And their standards make them not want us. So... Yeah.

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Shablagoo
05/10/20 7:25:01 PM
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CalypsoDoom posted...
Im trash and have sex

can i sig dis lmao

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Shablagoo
05/10/20 7:28:11 PM
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pepper2012 posted...
Just ask em if they been quarantining for a while if you both did your 2 weeks or whatever then you good boss

The fuck? Hell naw. Dont be spreading this misinfo, please.

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