Current Events > Hulk Hogan has some oddly specific rules for his beach

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AirFresh
05/15/20 7:20:06 AM
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Hm...

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CW_McGraw
05/15/20 7:21:35 AM
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Hulk Hogan telling me not to wear a bandana and torn shirt is the biggest crock of shit I've ever heard. The fuckin balls on this guy just cause he slammed Andre the Giant.

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The Trent
05/15/20 7:22:00 AM
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Omg the racism is so powerful i can't believe this!

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mooreandrew58
05/15/20 7:36:50 AM
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The Trent posted...
Omg the racism is so powerful i can't believe this!

Camoflauge is aimed at rednecks though. Torn clothing too to some extent. Hell he cant even go in, in his iconic way of dressing

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QuartzQuacker
05/15/20 7:37:37 AM
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Spooking posted...
Ultimate Warrior didn't have this sort of dictatorship at his beach.


Yeah hed have just made sure the entry fee was like $5000 per customer. Awesome wrestler though. RIP :(
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treewojima
05/15/20 7:37:43 AM
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Lol, Hulk thinks he owns the Waldorf Astoria
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Propane4Sale
05/15/20 7:39:35 AM
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I fucking laughed out loud reading every 3 lines because Hulk is such a racist.

Like if some Eminem wannabe randomly showed up to the resort breaking every single one of these rules, ya know the Hulkster would be laying him a high five and a " HEY BRUTHER!" as a welcome greeting lmao.

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CableZL
05/15/20 7:40:28 AM
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QuartzQuacker posted...
Yeah hed have just made sure the entry fee was like $5000 per customer. Awesome wrestler though. RIP :(

$5000 entry fee unless you can shake the ropes REALLY HARD

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ClockworkHare
05/15/20 7:41:37 AM
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Was Hogan himself actually involved in making that list? Or was it some control freak representative?

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uwnim
05/15/20 7:42:02 AM
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Feels a bit off that a Hulk Hogan beach would ban the sort of things he was known for wearing.

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Master_Bass
05/15/20 7:42:24 AM
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I swear I've seen this here years ago.

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monkmith
05/15/20 7:45:39 AM
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Propane4Sale posted...
I fucking laughed out loud reading every 3 lines because Hulk is such a racist.

Like if some Eminem wannabe randomly showed up to the resort breaking every single one of these rules, ya know the Hulkster would be laying him a high five and a " HEY BRUTHER!" as a welcome greeting lmao.
yes, i remember that eminem video where he was in a tracksuit too...

read the whole list, he seems to hate everything that isn't swim suits or trunks.

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creativerealms
05/15/20 8:08:43 AM
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The image of Hogan on that sign has a bandana on.

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Southernfatman
05/15/20 8:11:11 AM
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No bandanas, no torn clothing, no workout gear? Hulk Hogan wouldn't be allowed on his own beach.

I'm a big wrestling fan, but I don't get why anyone would go to a Hulk Hogan themed...anything this point.

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