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Scotty_Rogers
05/15/20 11:31:12 AM
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I know walking on water and resurrection but what else?

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Cranie
05/15/20 11:33:41 AM
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He turned water into wine at some wedding.
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MT_TRAEH
05/15/20 11:34:25 AM
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healed some people
respawn
god's wrath or some shit

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RenescoStCewl
05/15/20 11:36:26 AM
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Laser vision.

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CyricZ
05/15/20 11:36:58 AM
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+1 against reptiles

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monkmith
05/15/20 11:40:16 AM
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magical duplication of bread and fish?

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HBOSS
05/15/20 11:40:24 AM
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He united the people not worthy of to hear God. People under his church kept them united.

The power of forgiveness not only to others but to self

He achieved ascension and is known to be the only one.


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WaterLink
05/15/20 11:42:38 AM
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He could go from flaccid to erect at will
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action52
05/15/20 11:47:10 AM
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Jesus had +5 on all charisma rolls and a huge bonus to all persuasion feats, although he always drew aggro from Pharisees.

He also had a super OP repertoire of clerical spells. That 3 day resurrect one was a real game breaker.

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viewmaster_pi
05/15/20 11:48:59 AM
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flight, super speed, superhuman endurance, healing factor, i believe his detailed stats are on the marvel wiki

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dragonsmasher
05/15/20 11:49:21 AM
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He peed out holy water

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LostForest
05/15/20 11:51:11 AM
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  • Healing
  • Resurrection (both himself and allies)
  • Ultra stamina/endurance
  • Walking On water
  • Light-mancy
  • Duplication
  • Buffs/Debuffs
  • Matter manipulation
  • Geomancy (this one is debatable cuz the earthquake that took place when he died could've been him, or it could've been God)


Overall he's a hardcore utility/support character, like a cross between a cleric and a bard. Like, imagine if you had a healer on your team that had the endurance of a phalanx or something. Super OP.

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Pancake
05/15/20 11:53:15 AM
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Tyranthraxus
05/15/20 11:54:54 AM
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Powers:

The power of freedom

Unlimited guns

Becomes infinitely strong when around unborn babies

Weaknesses:

Money: always needs more of it

Liberals: despite all his awesome power, people voting can somehow condemn everyone else to hell.

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Touch
05/15/20 11:56:35 AM
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7 day respawn

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Reis
05/15/20 11:57:15 AM
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he created stands
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codey
05/15/20 11:58:20 AM
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Bowstaff skills, nunchuck skills, pretty good with a lasso, and wield cacti as weapons because the needles couldn't penetrate his skin.

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Ocron83
05/15/20 11:58:49 AM
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Cranie posted...
He turned water into wine at some wedding.
His own wedding

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SquantoZ
05/15/20 12:03:34 PM
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He can spawn T-Rex's at will.

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monkmith
05/15/20 12:12:11 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Powers:

The power of freedom

Unlimited guns

Becomes infinitely strong when around unborn babies

Weaknesses:

Money: always needs more of it

Liberals: despite all his awesome power, people voting can somehow condemn everyone else to hell.
that's supply side jesus.

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spanky1
05/15/20 12:27:10 PM
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You guys are forgetting he has high physical combat too, with a bonus to whip weapons. He cleared out an entire temple of money changers. The dude is pretty overpowered hohestly.
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Nazanir
05/15/20 12:32:12 PM
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-Can turn water into wine.
-His body can turn into bread.
-Can respawn every three days.
-Can walk on water.


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Irony
05/15/20 12:34:11 PM
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https://youtu.be/sDI2_oGHccE

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CapnMuffin
05/15/20 12:39:14 PM
#24:


He abused glitches like noclip and dupes

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DevsBro
05/15/20 12:41:47 PM
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Creating the world.

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