Current Events > I found a woman's credit card in a parking lot. I googled the name and found her

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deupd_u2 05/18/20 1:35:52 PM #1:	I found her phone number on the state bar website, so she's a lawyer. She's coming to my apartment to pick it up. I hope this turns into a porno scenario --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u2 posted [p:939344705] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>I found her phone number on the state bar website, so she's a lawyer. She's coming to my apartment to pick it up. I hope this turns into a porno scenario </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 05/18/20 1:38:33 PM #3:	Possession is 9/10ths of the law --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:939344834] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>Possession is 9/10ths of the law </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CreepySmile 05/18/20 1:39:36 PM #4:	Make sure you offer her some "netflix and chill" --- I just want to be loved <cite>CreepySmile posted [p:939344896] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>Make sure you offer her some "netflix and chill" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Boombam99 05/18/20 1:39:40 PM #5:	As soon as you open the door and your eyes meet, you'll fall madly in love. <cite>Boombam99 posted [p:939344900] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>As soon as you open the door and your eyes meet, you'll fall madly in love. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NES4EVER 05/18/20 1:41:35 PM #6:	Boombam99 posted... As soon as you open the door and your eyes meet, you'll fall madly in love. Uh huh and because she's a lawyer she will be able to push thru the restraining order quickly. --- *nu-horsemen 4evar* [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] <cite>NES4EVER posted [p:939344977] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>Boombam99 posted... </cite> <quote>As soon as you open the door and your eyes meet, you'll fall madly in love.</quote> Uh huh and because she's a lawyer she will be able to push thru the restraining order quickly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Serious Cat 05/18/20 1:55:47 PM #7:	The same happened to me except it was some old guy who lived a couple of blocks from my old college apartment. --- I are Serious Cat This is serious thread <cite>Serious Cat posted [p:939345706] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>The same happened to me except it was some old guy who lived a couple of blocks from my old college apartment. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Payzmaykr 05/18/20 1:58:01 PM #8:	I usually bring stuff like this to customer service. <cite>Payzmaykr posted [p:939345820] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>I usually bring stuff like this to customer service. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sunburst 05/18/20 2:06:08 PM #9:	Payzmaykr posted... I usually bring stuff like this to customer service. Same --- A True Friend leaves paw prints on your heart <cite>Sunburst posted [p:939346226] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>Payzmaykr posted... </cite> <quote>I usually bring stuff like this to customer service.</quote>Same </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
im not 13 05/18/20 2:07:45 PM #10:	Isn't the best thing to do is destroy it so they can just order another one? --- http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m510t9eNw71r2yd8o.jpg <cite>im not 13 posted [p:939346316] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>Isn't the best thing to do is destroy it so they can just order another one? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 05/18/20 2:08:31 PM #11:	answer the door naked so she can see your 11 incher --- Now playing: Persona 5 (ps4) R3make (xb1) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:939346342] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>answer the door naked so she can see your 11 incher </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 05/18/20 2:08:50 PM #12:	Boombam99 posted... As soon as you open the door and your eyes meet, you'll fall madly in love. And then you will wake up 3 days later missing some organs --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:939346357] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>Boombam99 posted... </cite> <quote>As soon as you open the door and your eyes meet, you'll fall madly in love.</quote>And then you will wake up 3 days later missing some organs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 05/18/20 2:09:17 PM #13:	I took a debit card to the police once. Cool story --- Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world-some dude. <cite>Smackems posted [p:939346381] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>I took a debit card to the police once. Cool story </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 05/18/20 2:09:28 PM #14:	im not 13 posted... Isn't the best thing to do is destroy it so they can just order another one? Yeah, I personally would order a new one anyway. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:939346388] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>im not 13 posted... </cite> <quote>Isn't the best thing to do is destroy it so they can just order another one?</quote>Yeah, I personally would order a new one anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MaxEffingBemis 05/18/20 2:10:12 PM #16:	So you looked up her information, did you find any pictures of her or anything like that? --- She took pity on me, horizontally, but most likely because of my band <cite>MaxEffingBemis posted [p:939346420] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>So you looked up her information, did you find any pictures of her or anything like that? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/18/20 2:11:24 PM #17:	Place it on a stool as far away from the door as possible with it still being visible and tell her to go grab it. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:939346470] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>Place it on a stool as far away from the door as possible with it still being visible and tell her to go grab it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 05/18/20 2:19:02 PM #18:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Place it on a stool as far away from the door as possible with it still being visible and tell her to go grab it. Your talking about his penis right? --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:939346814] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>Place it on a stool as far away from the door as possible with it still being visible and tell her to go grab it.</quote>Your talking about his penis right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Payzmaykr 05/18/20 2:26:51 PM #19:	Master_Bass posted... Yeah, I personally would order a new one anyway. You can easily check if any purchases were made. If you dont have a bank app, you could just call the bank or go in and ask them to print your recent purchases. <cite>Payzmaykr posted [p:939347206] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>Master_Bass posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah, I personally would order a new one anyway.</quote>You can easily check if any purchases were made. If you dont have a bank app, you could just call the bank or go in and ask them to print your recent purchases. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sexypwnstar 05/18/20 2:28:17 PM #20:	Payzmaykr posted... You can easily check if any purchases were made. If you dont have a bank app, you could just call the bank or go in and ask them to print your recent purchases. Anyone can just take down the numbers and use it later --- https://imgur.com/Su4g5 https://imgur.com/21DiJ <cite>Sexypwnstar posted [p:939347277] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>Payzmaykr posted... </cite> <quote>You can easily check if any purchases were made. If you dont have a bank app, you could just call the bank or go in and ask them to print your recent purchases.</quote> Anyone can just take down the numbers and use it later </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Rinku_ 05/18/20 2:36:03 PM #21:	Sexypwnstar posted... Anyone can just take down the numbers and use it later Anyone smart would do that, but criminals often aren't. That said, better safe than sorry; I would just deactivate the card and get a new one. My crappy little local bank can issue new cards same day, so I imagine bigger banks can do it too. <cite>_Rinku_ posted [p:939347677] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>Sexypwnstar posted... </cite> <quote>Anyone can just take down the numbers and use it later</quote>Anyone smart would do that, but criminals often aren't. That said, better safe than sorry; I would just deactivate the card and get a new one. My crappy little local bank can issue new cards same day, so I imagine bigger banks can do it too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Payzmaykr 05/18/20 3:24:42 PM #22:	Sexypwnstar posted... Anyone can just take down the numbers and use it later Thats a good point. <cite>Payzmaykr posted [p:939350054] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>Sexypwnstar posted... </cite> <quote>Anyone can just take down the numbers and use it later</quote>Thats a good point. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u2 05/18/20 3:33:15 PM #23:	She came. She brought me chocolate stuffed croissants from a local bakery as my reward. They're actually super good. Doing the right thing pays! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u2 posted [p:939350464] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>She came. She brought me chocolate stuffed croissants from a local bakery as my reward. They're actually super good. Doing the right thing pays! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 05/18/20 3:34:01 PM #24:	deupd_u2 posted... She came. Mission accomplished --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:939350501] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>deupd_u2 posted...</cite> <quote>She came.</quote> Mission accomplished</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ocron83 05/18/20 3:34:44 PM #25:	Smackems posted... I took a debit card to the police once. Cool story Me too, then they asked loads of questions and made me feel like a criminal. --- Balls <cite>Ocron83 posted [p:939350538] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>I took a debit card to the police once. Cool story</quote>Me too, then they asked loads of questions and made me feel like a criminal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamerguymass 05/18/20 3:35:40 PM #26:	deupd_u2 posted... She came. She brought me chocolate stuffed croissants from a local bakery as my reward. They're actually super good. Doing the right thing pays! Is she hot? --- Now Playing: "The Hunt for the Two Missing Nintendo 64 Games" An expansion came out, but I'm still a third of the way through! <cite>Gamerguymass posted [p:939350593] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>deupd_u2 posted... </cite> <quote>She came. She brought me chocolate stuffed croissants from a local bakery as my reward. They're actually super good. Doing the right thing pays!</quote> Is she hot? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/18/20 3:37:22 PM #27:	deupd_u2 posted... She came. She brought me chocolate stuffed croissants from a local bakery as my reward. They're actually super good. Doing the right thing pays! Was she a thicc mommy? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:939350695] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>deupd_u2 posted... </cite> <quote>She came. She brought me chocolate stuffed croissants from a local bakery as my reward. They're actually super good. Doing the right thing pays!</quote>Was she a thicc mommy? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Boombam99 05/18/20 3:39:30 PM #28:	deupd_u2 posted... She came. She brought me chocolate stuffed croissants from a local bakery as my reward. They're actually super good. Doing the right thing pays! Was she a sweet old lady? <cite>Boombam99 posted [p:939350821] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>deupd_u2 posted... </cite> <quote>She came. She brought me chocolate stuffed croissants from a local bakery as my reward. They're actually super good. Doing the right thing pays!</quote> Was she a sweet old lady? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoke_break 05/18/20 3:41:02 PM #29:	Did you get her phone number? --- https://imgur.com/WTmIPt8 <cite>smoke_break posted [p:939350885] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>Did you get her phone number? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u2 05/18/20 3:42:17 PM #30:	Turbam posted... Was she a thicc mommy? As a connoisseur of thicc mommies, she was an average 55-ish woman. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u2 posted [p:939350943] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>Was she a thicc mommy?</quote>As a connoisseur of thicc mommies, she was an average 55-ish woman. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/18/20 3:58:51 PM #31:	obeseexplosive posted... Your talking about his penis right? I'm not NOT talking about his penis --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:939351711] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>obeseexplosive posted... </cite> <quote>Your talking about his penis right?</quote> I'm not NOT talking about his penis </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Derwood 05/18/20 4:00:45 PM #32:	I once found some cash on the ground outside a Toys R Us. I turned it in and gave them my name. The policy at the time was that if no one claimed it after 30 days, you could go back and they'd give it to you. So I went back 30 days later, and it's still sitting in an envelope at customer service. They give it to me, and I count it....$350. NICE <cite>Derwood posted [p:939351778] in I found a ... [t:78699486]...</cite> <quote>I once found some cash on the ground outside a Toys R Us. I turned it in and gave them my name. The policy at the time was that if no one claimed it after 30 days, you could go back and they'd give it to you. So I went back 30 days later, and it's still sitting in an envelope at customer service. They give it to me, and I count it....$350. NICE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > I found a woman's credit card in a parking lot. I googled the name and found her