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DoctorPiranha3 05/19/20 1:17:04 AM #1:	eldritch abominations Large for insects, and are faster than cheetahs (literally) Carry diseases Feast on your dead skin Are everywhere Some can fly Why do they exist --- The 30th post in this topic <cite>DoctorPiranha3 posted [p:939375458] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>eldritch abominations Large for insects, and are faster than cheetahs (literally) Carry diseases Feast on your dead skin Are everywhere Some can fly Why do they exist</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zero_Destroyer 05/19/20 1:25:29 AM #2:	slave trade brought those fuckers to america. they hitched onto ships in the 1600s and are now everywhere, or at least the American variant is. it's weird to think any time you see one of those things in a house, it's because assholes were shipping humans across the ocean four hundred years ago --- Enjoy movies and television? Check out my blog! I do reviews and analyses. http://fictionrantreview.wordpress.com/ (The Force Awakens spoiler review up!) <cite>Zero_Destroyer posted [p:939375699] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>slave trade brought those fuckers to america. they hitched onto ships in the 1600s and are now everywhere, or at least the American variant is. it's weird to think any time you see one of those things in a house, it's because assholes were shipping humans across the ocean four hundred years ago </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zero_Destroyer 05/19/20 1:28:58 AM #3:	also their eggs are fucking horrifying looking. my house has a manhole out front with a lever and one time i opened it there were 2-3 cockroaches and multiple slug looking things that i now know are eggs --- Enjoy movies and television? Check out my blog! I do reviews and analyses. http://fictionrantreview.wordpress.com/ (The Force Awakens spoiler review up!) <cite>Zero_Destroyer posted [p:939375804] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>also their eggs are fucking horrifying looking. my house has a manhole out front with a lever and one time i opened it there were 2-3 cockroaches and multiple slug looking things that i now know are eggs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RickyTheBAWSE 05/19/20 1:34:16 AM #4:	don't hate on land shrimp. --- Never let those intent on misunderstanding you be the narrator to YOUR story! Context? Context!? CONTEXT!!! <cite>RickyTheBAWSE posted [p:939375975] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>don't hate on land shrimp.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BettyWhite 05/19/20 1:35:43 AM #5:	How dare you. I'm cockroachkin and deeply offended by this statement. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat <cite>BettyWhite posted [p:939376025] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>How dare you. I'm cockroachkin and deeply offended by this statement. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorPiranha3 05/19/20 8:14:21 AM #6:	Cockroaches are in America because of slave ships?! God dammit that is cruel. Like punishment for such a heinous act. --- The 30th post in this topic <cite>DoctorPiranha3 posted [p:939383756] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>Cockroaches are in America because of slave ships?! God dammit that is cruel. Like punishment for such a heinous act.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 05/19/20 8:25:59 AM #7:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sk0VOpCibU --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:939384013] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sk0VOpCibU </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/19/20 8:27:02 AM #8:	Mosquitoes --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:939384039] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>Mosquitoes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 05/19/20 8:27:16 AM #9:	Zero_Destroyer posted... slave trade brought those fuckers to america. they hitched onto ships in the 1600s and are now everywhere, or at least the American variant is. it's weird to think any time you see one of those things in a house, it's because assholes were shipping humans across the ocean four hundred years ago And this is why covid is never going away --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:939384045] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>Zero_Destroyer posted... </cite> <quote>slave trade brought those fuckers to america. they hitched onto ships in the 1600s and are now everywhere, or at least the American variant is. it's weird to think any time you see one of those things in a house, it's because assholes were shipping humans across the ocean four hundred years ago</quote>And this is why covid is never going away </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yemmy 05/19/20 8:28:33 AM #10:	Yeah one big fucker tried to crawl up my kitchen sink drain last night. He got fucked up by my garbage disposal. --- p226 <cite>yemmy posted [p:939384083] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>Yeah one big fucker tried to crawl up my kitchen sink drain last night. He got fucked up by my garbage disposal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 05/19/20 8:31:48 AM #11:	yemmy posted... Yeah one big fucker tried to crawl up my kitchen sink drain last night. He got fucked up by my garbage disposal. I am also very not nice to roaches. If a shoe happens to be the best means of slaughter, then he got lucky. I have drowned roaches, I have scalded roaches, but most of them die an extremely slow death at the hands of whatever poison the exterminator uses--and I don't even help them along if I see them dying. --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:939384159] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>yemmy posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah one big fucker tried to crawl up my kitchen sink drain last night. He got fucked up by my garbage disposal.</quote>I am also very not nice to roaches. If a shoe happens to be the best means of slaughter, then he got lucky. I have drowned roaches, I have scalded roaches, but most of them die an extremely slow death at the hands of whatever poison the exterminator uses--and I don't even help them along if I see them dying. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 05/19/20 8:34:03 AM #12:	Can't they survive underwater for like 10 mins? --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:939384209] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>Can't they survive underwater for like 10 mins? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 05/19/20 8:35:34 AM #13:	Alteres posted... Can't they survive underwater for like 10 mins? I dunno but I turned the water on when he was in the tub and a few hours later he was dead. --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:939384250] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>Alteres posted... </cite> <quote>Can't they survive underwater for like 10 mins?</quote>I dunno but I turned the water on when he was in the tub and a few hours later he was dead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorPiranha3 05/19/20 8:36:07 AM #14:	Alteres posted... Can't they survive underwater for like 10 mins? Probably. Motherfuckers are hard to kill. Short of severing them to pieces with a machete, you can never be too sure they're dead. Even multiple stomps with a shoe sometimes won't keep them from squirming. --- The 30th post in this topic <cite>DoctorPiranha3 posted [p:939384262] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>Alteres posted...</cite> <quote>Can't they survive underwater for like 10 mins? </quote> Probably. Motherfuckers are hard to kill. Short of severing them to pieces with a machete, you can never be too sure they're dead. Even multiple stomps with a shoe sometimes won't keep them from squirming.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Beveren_Rabbit 05/19/20 8:54:35 AM #15:	They don't take too kindly to household cleaners. Sure it won't kill them right away, but a few minutes later they will dry up their insides burst open and appear all crumbly. --- flops <cite>Beveren_Rabbit posted [p:939384732] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>They don't take too kindly to household cleaners. Sure it won't kill them right away, but a few minutes later they will dry up their insides burst open and appear all crumbly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem boy 05/19/20 8:58:09 AM #16:	DoctorPiranha3 posted... eldritch abominations Large for insects, and are faster than cheetahs (literally) Carry diseases Feast on your dead skin Are everywhere Some can fly Why do they exist Those fuckers --- Pitter-patter, let's get at 'er <cite>emblem boy posted [p:939384823] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>DoctorPiranha3 posted...</cite> <quote>eldritch abominations Large for insects, and are faster than cheetahs (literally) Carry diseases Feast on your dead skin Are everywhere Some can fly Why do they exist</quote> Those fuckers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_II 05/19/20 8:58:36 AM #17:	I grew up for about 8 years living in an apartment that was loaded with them. I'm never going back to that standard of living again. My parents and I'd come home at times and we turn on the kitchen light and they were all over the kitchen counter running around cause they'd come through the ventilation. Very annoying. We have a few wood roaches outside here at times that fly. Annoying shitheads. --- No. of days without watching porn: 0 Best record: 3 days <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:939384840] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>I grew up for about 8 years living in an apartment that was loaded with them. I'm never going back to that standard of living again. My parents and I'd come home at times and we turn on the kitchen light and they were all over the kitchen counter running around cause they'd come through the ventilation. Very annoying. We have a few wood roaches outside here at times that fly. Annoying shitheads. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorPiranha3 05/19/20 8:58:36 AM #18:	Beveren_Rabbit posted... They don't take too kindly to household cleaners. Sure it won't kill them right away, but a few minutes later they will dry up their insides burst open and appear all crumbly. I sprayed one with poison real good the other day. It was in my bedroom. No idea where it scampered off to, but there is a roach corpse lying somehwere in my bedroom. Ugh --- The 30th post in this topic <cite>DoctorPiranha3 posted [p:939384842] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>Beveren_Rabbit posted...</cite> <quote>They don't take too kindly to household cleaners. Sure it won't kill them right away, but a few minutes later they will dry up their insides burst open and appear all crumbly. </quote> I sprayed one with poison real good the other day. It was in my bedroom. No idea where it scampered off to, but there is a roach corpse lying somehwere in my bedroom. Ugh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_II 05/19/20 9:04:39 AM #19:	If you have 1 you have many. They are a pain to eliminate. --- No. of days without watching porn: 0 Best record: 3 days <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:939385010] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>If you have 1 you have many. They are a pain to eliminate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 05/19/20 9:07:49 AM #20:	lolno Roaches are gross but there are hundreds of varieties of parasites that are way nastier --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:939385121] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>lolno Roaches are gross but there are hundreds of varieties of parasites that are way nastier </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 05/19/20 9:08:49 AM #21:	lmfao I was researching roaches since I thought I heard that there were some flying ones with a 12-inch wingspan (good news, it's "only" 8-inch). But those 8-inch ones are called "Megaloblatta longipennis" lol. Run in terror of the 8-inch longipennis XD --- Bun bun :3 <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:939385153] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>lmfao I was researching roaches since I thought I heard that there were some flying ones with a 12-inch wingspan (good news, it's "only" 8-inch). But those 8-inch ones are called "Megaloblatta longipennis" lol. Run in terror of the 8-inch longipennis XD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yemmy 05/19/20 9:13:02 AM #22:	Austin_Era_II posted... If you have 1 you have many. They are a pain to eliminate. I am staying at my parents' house right now dog sitting and I also have an apartment in a different state. I see them at both places like once or twice a week. A lot of times they are already dead or on their back dying. They come up through the drains around this time of year because they live in the sewer and it dries and they need the moisture to survive. Unless you see a few small ones they are likely just sewer roaches that aren't nesting. I think the German ones are the ones that really nest in your kitchen. --- p226 <cite>yemmy posted [p:939385264] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>Austin_Era_II posted... </cite> <quote>If you have 1 you have many. They are a pain to eliminate.</quote> I am staying at my parents' house right now dog sitting and I also have an apartment in a different state. I see them at both places like once or twice a week. A lot of times they are already dead or on their back dying. They come up through the drains around this time of year because they live in the sewer and it dries and they need the moisture to survive. Unless you see a few small ones they are likely just sewer roaches that aren't nesting. I think the German ones are the ones that really nest in your kitchen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 05/19/20 9:16:27 AM #23:	YugiNoob posted... lmfao I was researching roaches since I thought I heard that there were some flying ones with a 12-inch wingspan (good news, it's "only" 8-inch). But those 8-inch ones are called "Megaloblatta longipennis" lol. Run in terror of the 8-inch longipennis XD Sounds like a MGS villain --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:939385359] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>YugiNoob posted... </cite> <quote>lmfao I was researching roaches since I thought I heard that there were some flying ones with a 12-inch wingspan (good news, it's "only" 8-inch). But those 8-inch ones are called "Megaloblatta longipennis" lol. Run in terror of the 8-inch longipennis XD</quote>Sounds like a MGS villain </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 05/19/20 9:23:34 AM #24:	you ever had a cockroach crawling in your leg after a shower? i sure had and its fucking disgusting... <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:939385583] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>you ever had a cockroach crawling in your leg after a shower? i sure had and its fucking disgusting... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_II 05/19/20 9:28:46 AM #25:	Yeah the german ones are annoying. Wood roaches I might have seen only 1 in my house which got in from outside. I killed it right away. Most larger flying ones are in warmer climates though. Bitches would struggle in Canada. As a kid for a year or 2 I was probably 5 or 6 I recall sleeping on a couch that had german roaches at times. We lived in a bachelor room for a short time and my folks along with my lil sis used the bed and I got the couch. Fuck man...that lifestyle was hurting. Glad we made it out of that by busting our asses. --- No. of days without watching porn: 0 Best record: 3 days <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:939385735] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>Yeah the german ones are annoying. Wood roaches I might have seen only 1 in my house which got in from outside. I killed it right away. Most larger flying ones are in warmer climates though. Bitches would struggle in Canada. As a kid for a year or 2 I was probably 5 or 6 I recall sleeping on a couch that had german roaches at times. We lived in a bachelor room for a short time and my folks along with my lil sis used the bed and I got the couch. Fuck man...that lifestyle was hurting. Glad we made it out of that by busting our asses. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoctorPiranha3 05/19/20 9:39:02 AM #27:	ZevLoveDOOM posted... you ever had a cockroach crawling in your leg after a shower? i sure had and its fucking disgusting... I've had one crawl on my back as I was trying to go to sleep one time --- The 30th post in this topic <cite>DoctorPiranha3 posted [p:939386065] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>ZevLoveDOOM posted...</cite> <quote>you ever had a cockroach crawling in your leg after a shower? i sure had and its fucking disgusting... </quote> I've had one crawl on my back as I was trying to go to sleep one time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LumaRosalina 05/19/20 9:39:03 AM #28:	no u --- ''The internet is the world's most valuable resource!'' -SMG3 "The suffering of others is the most amusing thing there is." -King Dedede <cite>LumaRosalina posted [p:939386066] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>no u</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_II 05/19/20 9:46:55 AM #29:	I got out of an elevator once in the same building I grew up and one landed on my head. Fuck man. --- No. of days without watching porn: 0 Best record: 3 days <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:939386343] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>I got out of an elevator once in the same building I grew up and one landed on my head. Fuck man. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 05/19/20 9:50:05 AM #31:	Austin_Era_II posted... I got out of an elevator once in the same building I grew up and one landed on my head. Fuck man. A girl I used to work with was terrified of birds because a dove fell out of its nest onto her head lol --- Bun bun :3 <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:939386432] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>Austin_Era_II posted... </cite> <quote>I got out of an elevator once in the same building I grew up and one landed on my head. Fuck man.</quote>A girl I used to work with was terrified of birds because a dove fell out of its nest onto her head lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 05/19/20 9:53:29 AM #32:	My grandmother used to have a roach infestation where as soon as it got dark outside, floor was lava throughout the house. Worse experience was when I went inside the house first to turn on the lights and one landed on my face in pitch black darkness I'm dealing with a house centipede infestation that dropped off significantly after calling an exterminator, but those things are kiddy mode compared to roaches --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:939386539] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>My grandmother used to have a roach infestation where as soon as it got dark outside, floor was lava throughout the house. Worse experience was when I went inside the house first to turn on the lights and one landed on my face in pitch black darkness I'm dealing with a house centipede infestation that dropped off significantly after calling an exterminator, but those things are kiddy mode compared to roaches </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FarFromFields 05/19/20 10:05:15 AM #33:	Haha that's the Haken insect --- Just because this life ain't easy, doesn't make it bad... <cite>FarFromFields posted [p:939386954] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>Haha that's the Haken insect </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 05/19/20 12:39:05 PM #34:	We had an infestation about 15 years ago. Was really bad. Thankfully they are long gone, and we only VERY occasionally see one (I can't remember the last time I saw one, though). Bed bugs have proven to be FAR more annoying and tenacious, and unlike roaches they actually feed directly off of you. --- Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo) http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:939393417] in Cockroache... [t:78701156]...</cite> <quote>We had an infestation about 15 years ago. Was really bad. Thankfully they are long gone, and we only VERY occasionally see one (I can't remember the last time I saw one, though). Bed bugs have proven to be FAR more annoying and tenacious, and unlike roaches they actually feed directly off of you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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