Current Events > can we get a sex topic going

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BettyWhite
05/23/20 4:29:04 AM
#52:




Just bringing this sex monster to the top.

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SableWolfAngel
05/23/20 5:21:52 AM
#53:


SpaceBear_ posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
That poor, unfortunate bag of mulch.

Why you being a douche tho

OP is a known troll so you shouldn't take everything he says seriously. I'm just having a little fun at his expense.
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PokemonExpert44
05/23/20 6:08:54 AM
#54:


SableWolfAngel posted...
OP is a known troll so you shouldn't take everything he says seriously. I'm just having a little fun at his expense.
I'm not a troll. Also, I bet my wife doesn't like what you said about her being a bag of mulch. Also, if anyone is a troll itt, it's you.

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SableWolfAngel
05/23/20 9:34:19 AM
#55:


Uh-huh, sure dude. Fine, you're more of a shitposter than a troll, but there's plenty of overlap there. Also, I meant a literal bag of mulch. Also, yes, that's the point. I am trolling. It's not like I didn't know what I was doing.
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gatorsPENSbucs
05/23/20 9:45:10 AM
#56:


Ah, sex. That fun thing.

With this quarantine thing its up to like 4 or 5 times a week. Last month it almost got to the point where I was gonna tell the wife I need some days off.

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Foppe
05/23/20 9:47:40 AM
#57:


https://youtu.be/dYoj8_LBavQ

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CosmicShadows
05/23/20 9:49:40 AM
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Damn sable. Lol <__<
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im not 13
05/23/20 9:57:40 AM
#59:


My wife just had a baby so I haven't had sex in days :(

I don't want to pleasure her so I haven't said much...but IM HORNY

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SH_expert44
05/23/20 9:59:14 AM
#60:


Went and fucked my side chick again last night. Gotta love it

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Foppe
05/23/20 10:00:23 AM
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im not 13 posted...
I don't want to pleasure her
*shakes head*

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im not 13
05/23/20 10:13:57 AM
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Foppe posted...
*shakes head*

I meant pressure her

I'm so sex starved it's affecting my brain :(

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PokemonExpert44
05/23/20 1:03:50 PM
#63:


Angel, you could always quit trolling me. I know you meant a literal bag of mulch. I even said so. Also, I'm not a shitposter, either.

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LostForest
05/23/20 1:10:10 PM
#64:


My wife and I have both been kinda too depressed by the world to be in the mood. We're having sex a lot less than we used to, which is a bummer cuz we have a shit ton of free time now lol. Down from 1-3 times per week to like once every other week. It sucks man.

I think a big part of it is that we would often have sex after going to the gym, but the gym has been closed for 2 months now :\

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treewojima
05/23/20 1:12:22 PM
#65:


mulch in the bag is warm and moist though. i don't blame you for giving in to your urges
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NotYou
05/23/20 1:16:39 PM
#66:


Not having it. Mostly indifferent. Sex is scary.
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im not 13
05/23/20 1:21:13 PM
#67:


LostForest posted...
My wife and I have both been kinda too depressed by the world to be in the mood. We're having sex a lot less than we used to, which is a bummer cuz we have a shit ton of free time now lol. Down from 1-3 times per week to like once every other week. It sucks man.

I think a big part of it is that we would often have sex after going to the gym, but the gym has been closed for 2 months now :\


@LostForest
You tried doing something out of routine? Obviously harder to do with the lockdown but take her somewhere nice. Restaurant, spa, holiday even. Do something that only involves you and her


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LostForest
05/23/20 1:24:49 PM
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im not 13 posted...
@LostForest
You tried doing something out of routine? Obviously harder to do with the lockdown but take her somewhere nice. Restaurant, spa, holiday even. Do something that only involves you and her

We have a spinning wheel of kinks that we do once a month to toss some wildcards into our routine. We forgot to spin it last month though :<

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dj1200
05/23/20 5:42:29 PM
#69:


NotYou posted...
Not having it. Mostly indifferent. Sex is scary.
but its worth it

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CyricZ
05/23/20 5:47:02 PM
#70:


dj1200 posted...
but its worth it
The fact that you didn't say "Nice" on Post #69 means this topic is over.

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EricDraven59
05/23/20 5:49:34 PM
#71:


stop looking at my boobs
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