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NeonOctopus
05/27/20 1:17:35 AM
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Like after they rawdog, can they just bend the stuff out of there?

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Zack_Attackv1
05/27/20 1:17:59 AM
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These are the important questions.
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Chicken_Butt
05/27/20 1:18:30 AM
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They could probably divert it and stop it going in, but if they try to do it post-bust and the egg is already inseminated... well, maybe an expert could use bending to pull out the egg.

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mach25687
05/27/20 1:19:23 AM
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Corrupt_Power
05/27/20 1:19:35 AM
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...huh.
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MarbyIsBack
05/27/20 1:19:49 AM
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what in the everloving...

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Turbam
05/27/20 1:20:27 AM
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Can Earthbenders morph the carbon in Earth to be identical to the carbon in their bodies so they can give themselves larger penises?

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Corrupt_Power
05/27/20 1:21:32 AM
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Turbam posted...
Can Earthbenders morph the carbon in Earth to be identical to the carbon in their bodies so they can give themselves larger penises?

Because penises are composed out of pure carbon
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St0rmFury
05/27/20 1:22:26 AM
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Can airbenders inflate their
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NeonOctopus
05/27/20 1:22:42 AM
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Chicken_Butt
05/27/20 1:22:50 AM
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A master water bender could probably also manipulate blood flow to cause involuntary erections.

Shout out to Turbam for putting that idea in my head.

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AssGender
05/27/20 1:26:14 AM
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St0rmFury posted...
Can airbenders inflate their
The power to blow themselves

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Chicken_Butt
05/27/20 1:29:48 AM
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SubtletyRefuge posted...
Would semen be considered water tho?
It's mostly water.

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Zikten
05/27/20 1:30:18 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Like after they rawdog, can they just bend the stuff out of there?
according to a fanfic I read once, yes, that's exactly how it works.
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Zikten
05/27/20 1:31:19 AM
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SubtletyRefuge posted...
Would semen be considered water tho?
if there are Blood Benders, then there is Semen Benders
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NeonOctopus
05/27/20 1:56:15 AM
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Imagine being the master of the semen bending branch of water bending and having that be your formal title

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Irony
05/27/20 1:57:02 AM
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pegusus123456
05/27/20 2:04:45 AM
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There's no kinda about it, I think they even explicitly call it fartbending.

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gunplagirl
05/27/20 2:08:13 AM
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Okay but like. Water bending to increase your water retention, hello huge ass, hips, and boobs. But nah, they all looked pretty flat and boring. :l

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AssGender
05/27/20 2:14:12 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Imagine being the master of the semen bending branch of water bending and having that be your formal title
A special technique a man possess

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NeonOctopus
05/27/20 7:38:56 AM
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So can waterbenders help with erectile dysfunction?

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AlisLandale
05/27/20 7:44:59 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
So can waterbenders help with erectile dysfunction?

presumably, but youd need to know bloodbending.

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averagejoel
05/27/20 7:55:53 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Okay but like. Water bending to increase your water retention, hello huge ass, hips, and boobs. But nah, they all looked pretty flat and boring. :l
I could see this happening in a grittier version that included sex workers

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gunplagirl
05/27/20 7:57:34 AM
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averagejoel posted...
I could see this happening in a grittier version that included sex workers
Couldn't they also waterbend and make a person orgasm in like 20 seconds?

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pegusus123456
05/27/20 7:59:13 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Couldn't they also waterbend and make a person orgasm in like 20 seconds?
Bloodbending your rectum to massage your prostate.

They call it the Red Moon Special.

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Mareen
05/27/20 7:59:51 AM
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This makes me wish bending was real.

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BathroomWater
05/27/20 8:00:42 AM
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St0rmFury posted...
Can airbenders inflate their

lungs? Yeah, but so can most people

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averagejoel
05/27/20 8:03:01 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Bloodbending your rectum to massage your prostate.

They call it the Red Moon Special.
imagine the kink possibilities

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NeonOctopus
05/27/20 11:19:16 AM
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PatrickMahomes
05/27/20 11:21:40 AM
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I'm so glad Avatar is making a resurgence in culture

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AssGender
05/27/20 11:22:34 AM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
I'm so glad Avatar is making a resurgence in culture
Not u too!
@PatrickMahomes

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NeonOctopus
05/27/20 1:32:24 PM
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Does anyone have that pic that used irl reference pics to show that Korra had D-cup boobs? Shit was hilarious

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NeonOctopus
05/28/20 7:35:38 AM
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VTBM
05/28/20 7:42:48 AM
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AssGender
05/28/20 8:03:36 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Does anyone have that pic that used irl reference pics to show that Korra had D-cup boobs? Shit was hilarious
In her avatar state!?

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NeonOctopus
05/28/20 2:08:41 PM
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LMAO, that's it. Thanks!

These people could be solving cold cases all across the world but instead they're dedicating their lives to anime tiddies.

Bless their hearts >_>

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Tenlaar
05/28/20 2:11:09 PM
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How, in all of these years, had I never considered that there could be waterbender sperm jackers in the Avatar world?
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NeonOctopus
05/28/20 8:29:42 PM
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Gotta dirty your mind more

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NeonOctopus
05/29/20 3:38:05 PM
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DeadBankerDream
05/29/20 3:39:25 PM
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This seems rapey.
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NeonOctopus
05/29/20 3:39:55 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
This seems rapey.
Wat. It's like saying 2 consenting adult having sex is rapey cuz they're using a condom.

Semenbending lets you have the feelgoodness of rawdogging but none of the worries of a babby.

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DeadBankerDream
05/29/20 3:42:25 PM
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I mean, I guess you can say it's possible that the water bender just agrees with his sexual partner to use his spacey magic shit that is clearly unexplainable and therefore dangerous to rumage inside the lady's lady parts and get the sperm out rather than just use a condom.

It seems more like a method that would be used without consent to me, though.
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NeonOctopus
05/29/20 3:44:13 PM
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That's like saying "Forks help people eat food but what about those people that use forks to murder people?"

Come on brah >_>

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NeonOctopus
05/29/20 3:49:29 PM
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Plus maybe the lady is the waterbender and doesn't want some dumb kid getting in the way of her career as a successful single businesswoman for Amazon in the Avatar world, but still want to get dicked down once in a while so she practiced water bending to bend that semen

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DeadBankerDream
05/29/20 3:50:32 PM
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She's probably just ask the dude ro wear a condom rather than use voodoo on her cervix.
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NeonOctopus
05/29/20 3:52:22 PM
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Have you ever gotten a dick inside you? Feels so much better than some dick shaped latex thing going inside you, I can confirm that!

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