Current Events > She approaches you and says 'Sorry to bother you but may I see your penis?''

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ssj3vegeta
05/28/20 10:56:56 PM
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Turbam
05/28/20 10:59:44 PM
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"HA! I GOT YOU, YOU SKANKY HOE! I record all of my conversations, just in case Big Foot is shuffling in the background so I have definitive proof. Your flat ass is in so much trouble, I am going to sue you for sexual discrimination and i have definitive proof of you doing so!"

I'd say something like that :V

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Evening_Dragon
05/28/20 11:01:42 PM
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I can't see any ass curvature even though she's slightly turned. Bad sign.

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inloveanddeath0
05/28/20 11:02:18 PM
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I don't even have to look to see who makes these topics

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St0rmFury
05/28/20 11:02:33 PM
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Would suckle and call her mama.
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King Rial
05/28/20 11:03:22 PM
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From what I can tell, that ass seems disappointing.
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-Kush-
05/28/20 11:08:39 PM
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Yo..um...I seriously need to see ID. Thanks <_<

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VVALLBOUNCE
05/28/20 11:09:45 PM
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Ive known enough beautiful women to assign bad personality traits to them ahead of time, so Id probably just give her Russell Westbrook face and walk away.
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AmericaTheBrave
05/28/20 11:10:06 PM
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"I don't think my wife would like that."

Also

Respect women

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Lost_All_Senses
05/28/20 11:10:06 PM
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Id tell her to stop drawing attention to what I was doing

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Smackems
05/28/20 11:10:33 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
I can't see any ass curvature even though she's slightly turned. Bad sign.
Good sign to me. I like a little booty

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VVALLBOUNCE
05/28/20 11:10:44 PM
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King Rial posted...
From what I can tell, that ass seems disappointing.

Ah, the internet. Where 2/10 dudes harshly critique women down to the last atom of their bodies.
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Turbam
05/28/20 11:21:35 PM
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Smackems posted...
Good sign to me. I like a little booty
@SSJGrimReaper

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NOM
05/28/20 11:24:27 PM
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"Sure, but it's gonna be hard to find."

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Toedysseus
05/28/20 11:25:26 PM
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I'd prob say something like "get the fuck out of my face"

or "fuck off" if i was in a good mood
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fhqwhgads
05/28/20 11:28:42 PM
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Dang thats a nice body

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Evening_Dragon
05/28/20 11:35:00 PM
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Smackems posted...
Good sign to me. I like a little booty

Me too, which is why I dislike her lacking any.

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SSJGrimReaper
05/29/20 12:42:19 AM
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Turbam posted...
@SSJGrimReaper
nothing disappoints me more than seeing a name like smackems and them not likin phat butts

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Smackems
05/29/20 12:45:50 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
nothing disappoints me more than seeing a name like smackems and them not likin phat butts
I know I'm weird

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IShall_Run_Amok
05/29/20 12:52:33 AM
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Wii_Shaker
05/29/20 12:55:31 AM
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She looks almost identical to my ex but with bigger boobs.


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casio_guy
05/29/20 12:56:36 AM
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It would've been out before she started talking

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StickFigures720
05/29/20 1:09:58 AM
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"Are you on drugs, ma'am?"

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SSJGrimReaper
05/29/20 1:51:26 AM
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Smackems posted...
I know I'm weird
if I had your username I'd post bodacious butts for all my boys on CE

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FL81
05/29/20 1:53:03 AM
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"only if I can see yours first"

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ssj3vegeta2
05/29/20 7:06:58 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM
05/29/20 7:07:56 AM
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plot twist: she's actually underaged.
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