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pepper2012
05/29/20 11:34:47 AM
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https://twitter.com/skynews/status/1266335781775380480?s=21

A gang of monkeys attacked a laboratory assistant and escaped with a batch of coronavirus blood test samples, it has been reported.
The bizarre incident saw the troop of primates launch their assault near Meerut Medical College in Delhi, India.

One of the monkeys was later spotted in a tree chewing one of the sample collection kits, the Times of India reported - adding that test samples from the patients had to be taken again.

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Awesome
05/29/20 11:35:20 AM
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its like this is a movie
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BatmanWTtP
05/29/20 11:35:50 AM
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Lockdown India, they are lost

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Strider102
05/29/20 11:36:26 AM
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Ceasar is home

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Squall28
05/29/20 11:37:54 AM
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Da fuck!

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The_Bitcoin
05/29/20 11:38:24 AM
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Fuck this is like planet of the apes
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BathroomWater
05/29/20 11:39:23 AM
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This is literally the intro to a famous zombie film.

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fhqwhgads
05/29/20 11:39:30 AM
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BatmanWTtP posted...
Lockdown India, they are lost


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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/29/20 11:39:57 AM
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I thought this topic was gonna go in a different direction.
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Strider102
05/29/20 11:40:39 AM
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Coronavirus in humans causes stupidity and a desire to gather its hosts in large groups.

Coronavirus in Monkey's gives them intelligence and allows them to steal samples of the virus.

We're fucked.

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Awesome
05/29/20 11:45:13 AM
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Strider102 posted...
Coronavirus in humans causes stupidity and a desire to gather its hosts in large groups.

Coronavirus in Monkey's gives them intelligence and allows them to steal samples of the virus.

We're fucked.


theory is that covid 19 has parasitic properties
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Tom Clark
05/29/20 11:46:55 AM
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Welp, this sets up June's plotline nicely.

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BudDupree48
05/29/20 11:49:17 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
I thought this topic was gonna go in a different direction.

Lol this is the topic I've seen about this

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Mr_Karate_II
05/29/20 11:51:38 AM
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This can't be real

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CreekCo
05/29/20 12:40:10 PM
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Awesome posted...
theory is that covid 19 has parasitic properties

I could see this. It would explain large scale insane behavior patterns to ensure this pandemic continues. It should have been fully contained about a week ago,

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CreekCo
05/29/20 12:42:22 PM
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Caesar told those punk humans he wasnt playing with them

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Lordofkhyber
05/29/20 12:42:27 PM
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Damn the writers are really dragging out this virus arc aren't they? Can't they move on to the hurricane or forest fire arcs yet?

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CreekCo
05/29/20 12:43:15 PM
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This is about to transition into the zombie arc

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Lordofkhyber
05/29/20 12:44:12 PM
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CreekCo posted...
This is about to transition into the zombie arc

Those are so overdone

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DeadBankerDream
05/29/20 12:44:46 PM
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Mr_Karate_II posted...
This can't be real

It's Sky News so probably not.
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AuthenticZac
05/29/20 12:46:47 PM
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Lordofkhyber posted...
Damn the writers are really dragging out this virus arc aren't they? Can't they move on to the hurricane or forest fire arcs yet?


Those were so last season. See Australia earlier this year
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pres_madagascar
05/29/20 1:18:44 PM
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So, we getting 28 days later, or planet of the gapes?

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P4wn4g3
05/29/20 1:44:54 PM
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Well that's terrible.

CreekCo posted...
This is about to transition into the zombie arc
So how's anti-vax working out these days

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