Current Events > I just got hot sauce on my dick
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berlyman101 05/31/20 5:29:24 PM #1: |
Frank's Red Hot Wings Sauce, to be precise.
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Strider102 05/31/20 5:30:03 PM #2: |
This is why I eat hot sauce covered food with pants on.
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FF_Redux 05/31/20 5:30:12 PM #3: |
Get habanero on your contact lens and put it on and come back to me.
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Ziggyshack 05/31/20 5:30:17 PM #4: |
Stop eating wings in the nude.
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berlyman101 05/31/20 5:30:20 PM #5: |
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KID VID 05/31/20 5:30:49 PM #6: |
You put that shit on everything.
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Strider102 05/31/20 5:31:06 PM #7: |
Pour milk on the d.
Or wrap bread around it. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dusk_ 05/31/20 5:31:25 PM #8: |
Hopefully it doesn't get inside... that would be awful
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berlyman101 05/31/20 5:32:31 PM #9: |
Strider102 posted...
Pour milk on the d. no milk. only bread I have is still thawing in the fridge. frozen or burned? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Starks 05/31/20 5:32:42 PM #10: |
Come back when you touch yourself after Last Dab XXX or a Death Nut challenge
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Strider102 05/31/20 5:33:05 PM #11: |
berlyman101 posted...
no milk. only bread I have is still thawing in the fridge. frozen or burned? Jam the d into the thawing bread. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 05/31/20 5:33:36 PM #12: |
Try lemon juice
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berlyman101 05/31/20 5:33:52 PM #13: |
my penis is now wrapped in a chilled end piece of potato bread. I have lots of feelings.
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Starks 05/31/20 5:34:42 PM #14: |
Pro tip: Potato bread is awesome, but smegma is not butter
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berlyman101 05/31/20 5:36:09 PM #15: |
I have NEVER had smegma.
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Strider102 05/31/20 5:37:14 PM #16: |
berlyman101 posted...
my penis is now wrapped in a chilled end piece of potato bread. I have lots of feelings. Bruh, I was kidding. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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berlyman101 05/31/20 5:38:58 PM #17: |
Strider102 posted...
Bruh, I was kidding. the fuck? I mean milk would seem like a good solution though --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkChozoGhost 05/31/20 5:39:20 PM #18: |
Bob's Burger's reference?
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Lyrica 05/31/20 5:39:26 PM #19: |
berlyman101 posted...
I have NEVER had smegma.What the fuck? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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berlyman101 05/31/20 5:40:12 PM #20: |
Lyrica posted...
What the fuck? I'm still making my meal that has hot sauce --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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berlyman101 05/31/20 5:40:50 PM #21: |
DarkChozoGhost posted...
Bob's Burger's reference? no, I actually got hot sauce on my junk. right on the tip --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lyrica 05/31/20 5:42:03 PM #22: |
You gonna take a pic of the finished product for all to see?
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berlyman101 05/31/20 5:42:22 PM #23: |
Lyrica posted...
You gonna take a pic of the finished product for all to see? My dick or the meal? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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berlyman101 05/31/20 5:47:57 PM #24: |
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