Current Events > Ctrl alt drink. Topic 20? Lets go again. I stole from mabus

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Yeah glad to hear she's okay man, that's scary.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Oh yeah my gf fainted last night. She has a lot of health problems so I gotta constantly look at labels for everything she eats. She had all the right stuff but her blood sugar got low and I was sitting in my chair and she walked towards me and said "I feel kinda dizzy" took another step or two and her fucking legs gave out and I managed to catch her because I was looking at her anyway, I wasn't expecting it so I kinda caught her half way and she hit her head on my bookshelf. She's fine but I just took to her to bed.

Never had anyone faint on me before so I was kinda impressed with my reaction time considering I was drinking.

Shit. Glad shes alright. Thatd freak me out.

Ive seen people go unconscious but the cause was obvious. Like that guy got punched or choked out.

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Yeahhhh she'll be fine but her Doctor was gone this last week so she ran out of one of her allergy pills. She took Benadryl which probly wouldn't phase us but she reacts differently to shit. She started asking me some RANDOM ass shit, She wanted to take a bath at 3am and asked me to get her get her popcorn from her purse.

I'm still learning what fucks her up so I may have missed some things too but it can be a little scary.

Her left eye started to swell up from allergies too so she kept trying to scratch it, and even I know in the desert weeds are horrendous on your eyes here. So I stayed up all night trying to stop her from scratching her eyes. Literally ever 2 minutes she would try to scratch them and her eyes were just leaking tears like she was crying. But I had to hold her arms down because I know first hand if she keeps scratching her eyes it's going to get worse.

It's hard to tell when it happens because before all this started she was just laughing it up with one of her childhood friends she just happened to meet because my friend is dating her now. It was totally random and they both lost their shit seeing each other like that. So I think she just got a little overworked last night. But she was happy to reconnect with a friend she grew up with.

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I wish my wife kept popcorn in her purse. I'd have popcorn all the time.

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Well she did have popcorn in her purse last weekend but she ate it all by this weekend. So I kinda see where she got it from.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

You can actually avoid lickers super easy by just walking slowly. Be drax

That is until Mr X is chasing you as well so either run from him and alert the licker or try to sneak the licker and get caught by Mr X.

Never thought footsteps would be the scariest thing in a game before but sometimes I have to even running myself to make sure its my footsteps or his.
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WaterLink posted...

That is until Mr X is chasing you as well so either run from him and alert the licker or try to sneak the licker and get caught by Mr X.

Never thought footsteps would be the scariest thing in a game before but sometimes I have to even running myself to make sure its my footsteps or his.

True. Flash bangs can be a godsend then.

Also im so bummed to hear they dumbed down nemesis in the re3 remake. That was awesome back in the day.

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My nose wont stop bleeding and i dont have a nose bleed.

Thanks walter this isnt annoying at all.



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THATS THE SIBERIAN WHORE WHO BIT MY NOSE OFF!!!

seriously though its been trickling forever. He bit my nose and wouldnt let go. Lol. He was gentle but i got good puncture wound when i decided i didnt want a cat holding me by the nose and pulled away like a dumbass.

Also fuck i need to shave.

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I found that when my cats go overboard and clamp down like that I give the ol' tail a good tug to distract them and they let go immediately

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SAIGON WHORE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waMW_7Gjipw

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Saigon whore! Damn i fucked up.

MabusIncarnate posted...

I found that when my cats go overboard and clamp down like that I give the ol' tail a good tug to distract them and they let go immediately

i gave his belly a big raspberry. >_>


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STUPID LUMPS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGKQhuDW6B4

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Mistakes were made.

Now where is this anti matter liquor?

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I've been starting to binge watch Gordon Ramsay stuff on YouTube, like Hell's Kitchen and Hotel Hell. Just one day a little 3 minute clip was suggested so I watched it, and couldn't stop lol. Like there was one episode where an inn owner wasn't paying his staff. I think he compensated by letting them live there, but Gordon's line was hilarious.

"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. If you pay nothing, you get...fuck all"

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I like it when he throws food and he's like "I wouldn't feed that to my FUCKING DOG!"

I watch Masterchef each year, I must confess. He's an entertaining television personality, but I also keep track of what he does because I like to cook and he provides a lot of recipes and techniques.

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He fed bread to a dog once. In fact, it might've been that same inn where the guy wasn't paying his staff lol. And I like where there's super clueless guys. Like there was this walk in fridge with tons of expired stuff, and one of the guys was trying to justify it. Gordon was holding some cucumbers that looked like something had been taking bites out of them, and the guy says "Those fresh. Two days ago, from Tuesday". Then Gordon says "Sam, today's Saturday" lol

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Kitchen Nightmares has some quality moments, it unfortunately taps into the disgusting underbelly of how vile a lot of restaurants can be behind the scenes. He doesn't hold back though.

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Yeah, that sort of made me question how many places I go to are like that and just microwave frozen stuff then dress it up to look nice, or store it in nasty conditions :<

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I try not to think about it.

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Did you guys stop playing CAH ? or maybe some much needed break to freshen things up ?

Playing against randoms is so boring ....
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Uni exams = crushed

Also hit level 60 today on WoW classic finally

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Yeah, we need to start playing CAH again once in a while :3

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I like Ramsays personal channel too.

Also the uk prison show was solid.

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ANd i have a huge scab on my nose and a bloody pillow case. >_>

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Last few times we tried CAH we got like 2 people, maybe we need to figure out a night and a time instead of a spur of the moment thing so we can get a good sized game going.

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Ive always wanted to play. I think i said i would spur of the moment once then i was a little bitch n didnt.

If that happens im in for real.

Fuck sakes i came here to say something that i swear was interesting then i made that post and forgot what it was.


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Idk why but Mr X is way more terrifying in Claire's story so far. Or maybe I'm just having worse luck (or had really good luck with Leon). With Leon I only really encountered him a couple of random times. Fucking everywhere I go with Claire I hear his footsteps and I'm constantly looking behind me and making sure I have an exit route in case I need to book it.

Goddamn I haven't been this legitimately stressed out in a game in years. They did a good job with this.
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Sneaked onto a country club roof with some friends by way of fire escape and had a few beers the other day!
Missed drinking with buddies so much.

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ApherosyLove posted...

Sneaked onto a country club roof with some friends by way of fire escape and had a few beers the other day!
Missed drinking with buddies so much.

That sounds like fun. I used to have some buddies that would like to go up to the water tower to drink and i'd never go. I have an issue with heights, and the idea of getting trashed and then climbing down a 50+ foot ladder didn't sound smart.

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Having a massive one this Saturday. Hoo boy, I might not sleep for 3 days after it

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MabusIncarnate posted...

That sounds like fun. I used to have some buddies that would like to go up to the water tower to drink and i'd never go. I have an issue with heights, and the idea of getting trashed and then climbing down a 50+ foot ladder didn't sound smart.

Yeah I probably wouldn't do that either.
I had a table and chair to stay grounded on said roof lol

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MabusIncarnate posted...

ApherosyLove posted...

Sneaked onto a country club roof with some friends by way of fire escape and had a few beers the other day!
Missed drinking with buddies so much.

That sounds like fun. I used to have some buddies that would like to go up to the water tower to drink and i'd never go. I have an issue with heights, and the idea of getting trashed and then climbing down a 50+ foot ladder didn't sound smart.

Your friends watch too much 70s show
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i got drunk with some friends in high school at a lumber yard once. One of em decided to try and climb the radio tower located on the premises. He didnt get very far before giving up. True story!

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WaterLink posted...

Idk why but Mr X is way more terrifying in Claire's story so far. Or maybe I'm just having worse luck (or had really good luck with Leon). With Leon I only really encountered him a couple of random times. Fucking everywhere I go with Claire I hear his footsteps and I'm constantly looking behind me and making sure I have an exit route in case I need to book it.

Goddamn I haven't been this legitimately stressed out in a game in years. They did a good job with this.

I had the opposite problem so im guessing whoever you play second gets it worse.

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Its because deep down you know that if X-chan catches Claire...things will happen ;)

And now that that image is seared into your brain, good luck sleeping tonight :D

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Hahahaha. She looks so pissed.

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Think my wife was holding her morning treats so she could get a good photo haha

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A little peek into nigerian life. He seems like a cool dude, it's sad how corrupt his countrys government is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3h2jLnHi1A

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I saw some interest in CAH the other day here. I'm ready for a game. We need to figure out when everyone is more likely to play so we can get a jam packed game going.

My preference: Weeknights (anytime)

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I usually play BBTAG with my friends on Wednesday and Saturday nights, but other than that Im usually free in the evening

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Im down for weeknights.

its pouring rain and my cats dragging his leash around. Lets see how this goes.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Im down for weeknights.

its pouring rain and my cats dragging his leash around. Lets see how this goes.

I wanna see a cat dragging a leash lol. That sounds adorable :3

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Canuck have you played with us yet???? I feel like you did finally join one but I can't remember.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Canuck have you played with us yet???? I feel like you did finally join one but I can't remember.

I cant say if i did join or not but i didnt plau so if i did i suck.

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YugiNoob posted...

I wanna see a cat dragging a leash lol. That sounds adorable :3

walter loves walks. Hes always down and fears nothing but cars



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FUckin gfaqs flipping everything. Also walter is a prophet or catain planet cause it got super nice out



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He's a god.

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That's dog harness isn't it? There's no way you found one to fit a cat that size. He also appears to REALLY like scratching tree's. My asshole cat found out I don't like her scratching the wood baseboards around the house so if I don't let her outside she purposely does it to make me chase her the fuck out of there.

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