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SrRd_RacinG
06/04/20 3:22:58 PM
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Can a man be a true man if he uses body wash?

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Strider102
06/04/20 3:23:48 PM
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Real men have no use for soap. They bathe in the essence of the sweaty balls to establish dominance.

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Pancake
06/04/20 3:24:38 PM
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first of all it's not a fuckin body sponge okay it's a body detailing tool and it looks like a car tire.
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UrBicuriousDad
06/04/20 3:42:46 PM
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What about soap around a stick
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fhqwhgads
06/04/20 3:43:28 PM
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True

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Austin_Era_II
06/04/20 3:43:44 PM
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Body wash? Really guys..."ohh but it smells sooo niiiice"

God gwad almight do u have no sawl!?

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MC_BatCommander
06/04/20 3:43:55 PM
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don't much care for bar soap and it usually dries my skin out

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KStateKing17
06/04/20 3:44:38 PM
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"You're not a dish. You're a MAN"

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Cheese_Crackers
06/04/20 3:49:50 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
don't much care for bar soap and it usually dries my skin out
Agreed, my skin is dry enough as is and I hate the texture of bar soap on my skin.

I use body wash and face wash. Also moisturizer after the shower (aftershave first if I've shaved). My skin is gross and flaky if I don't, especially in the winter, and if that's what I need to be a man then I'll pass.

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Kajagogo
06/04/20 3:51:55 PM
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Taking pride in their health and what they look like is what real men do. Bar soap is for felons.

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Weezy_Tha_Don
06/04/20 3:53:38 PM
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my pops gave me shit the other day for using a face wash in the shower. said he revoked my uncles man card (jokingly of course) because he said he uses a face wash as well. I asked him what he uses instead, and he says he just uses his bar of soap... told him that shit is harsh for your face and he said does my face look bad to you? my wife chimed in and was like have you looked in a mirror lately? lol


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Cheese_Crackers
06/04/20 3:58:06 PM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
my pops gave me shit the other day for using a face wash in the shower. said he revoked my uncles man card (jokingly of course) because he said he uses a face wash as well. I asked him what he uses instead, and he says he just uses his bar of soap... told him that shit is harsh for your face and he said does my face look bad to you? my wife chimed in and was like have you looked in a mirror lately? lol
Nice. Not sure where this notion that men can't care about their appearance came from but it's dumb.

Hot take: all those hygiene products marketed towards men are poor quality. Those companies assume that men don't know much about the products, so their audience won't know the difference. Don't buy that shitty Dove Men's Care shampoo + conditioner (or any shampoo + conditioner). Get two separate products, your hair will thank you.

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gunplagirl
06/04/20 4:00:02 PM
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Real men wash themselves with a rag on a stick

https://youtu.be/jSJQEl5vcAo

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TendoDRM
06/04/20 4:19:08 PM
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Body wash and a scrub thing are just so much easier to use than a tiny annoying bar of soap.

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coh
06/04/20 4:20:26 PM
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Who cares?
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fhqwhgads
06/04/20 8:40:01 PM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
my pops gave me shit the other day for using a face wash in the shower. said he revoked my uncles man card (jokingly of course) because he said he uses a face wash as well. I asked him what he uses instead, and he says he just uses his bar of soap... told him that shit is harsh for your face and he said does my face look bad to you? my wife chimed in and was like have you looked in a mirror lately? lol
What were you doing in the shower with your dad and your wife o_O

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Lost_All_Senses
06/04/20 8:41:50 PM
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Real men just aim their dicks up and piss themselves clean.

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Guerrilla Soldier
06/04/20 8:47:47 PM
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rag on a stick >

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myzz7
06/04/20 8:59:28 PM
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goat milk bar of soap is the way to go. can't always splurge on it but it makes a skin difference when i can get it.

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Lairen
06/04/20 9:00:01 PM
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Men care about other men bathing naked and washing their bodies.

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Blue_Dream87
06/04/20 9:01:47 PM
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I've always used bar soap. Easy to use and I got sensitive skin so I don't have to make sure I'm not using something I'm allergic to

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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
06/04/20 9:04:35 PM
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Been using body wash for years. Daily facial wash when in the shower too.

Only time I use bar soap is if I'm staying in a hotel.

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KalimariX8
06/04/20 9:12:29 PM
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Body wash + loofah for my body.

Bar of soap for my asscrack

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Tyranthraxus
06/04/20 9:13:40 PM
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The only thing a man needs to be a whole man is to eat a pork bun.

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Cheese_Crackers
06/04/20 9:20:28 PM
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ImAMarvel posted...
I've been using soap bars my whole life but thinking about switching over to body wash lately. Will it make me smell more like a man? >_>
You can get a lot of body wash scents. I personally go unscented because the scents that are advertised as "manly" are gross to me.

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gatorsPENSbucs
06/04/20 9:21:13 PM
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Gross. I dont even like using those on my hands at the sink.

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Orochi_
06/04/20 9:21:25 PM
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Real men use this:

https://youtu.be/cjEK7qQKRDY

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SwayM
06/04/20 9:23:08 PM
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My dog eats bars of soap so I cant keep them in the house.

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ChainedRedone
06/04/20 9:30:19 PM
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Only time I used bar soap was when I was homeless and showered in my Youfit gym. Made it convenient to carry around.

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rodu_jr
06/04/20 9:30:51 PM
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steel wool and motor oil
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Weezy_Tha_Don
06/04/20 10:44:21 PM
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fhqwhgads posted...
What were you doing in the shower with your dad and your wife o_O

http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg

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pauIie
06/04/20 10:46:59 PM
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i use both every time in the shower goml

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VideoboysaysCube
06/04/20 10:49:16 PM
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I use body wash and a loofa.

Fight me.

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Odoylerules
06/04/20 10:50:08 PM
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I use a big pump bottle of dove men

And I lather it up with my rubber BPP free recyclable exfoliation pad
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06/04/20 10:52:43 PM
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