Current Events > You gain the power to shape shift to others. What's the 1st thing you do?

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NeonOctopus
06/09/20 6:05:19 AM
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?????





Choose your destiny!

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bigtiggie23
06/09/20 6:09:48 AM
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Turn into the owner of my casino. Withdraw a bunch of money, then have some fun with his hot younger wife.
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Mareen
06/09/20 6:11:08 AM
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Turn into TC and start going around groping asses, ruining him.

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pegusus123456
06/09/20 6:12:05 AM
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Tbh, I'd just shapeshift my own features to see what the model version of myself would look like <_<

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ZevLoveDOOM
06/09/20 6:17:01 AM
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option no. 1 babeh!
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HerbSaunders
06/09/20 6:18:18 AM
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I'm definitely transforming into a hot chick and going to pound town on my vag.

After I'm all pounded out and feeling weird with myself, I'll begin using my ability to make money and get laid.
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MT_TRAEH
06/09/20 6:33:31 AM
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i'd like to see a hot chick in my room for once

then use the power to be a dead celebrity and gain from it or become jesus, just anything on the top of my head

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NeonOctopus
06/09/20 6:34:03 AM
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Mareen posted...
Turn into TC and start going around groping asses, ruining him.
nooooooooooooooooo

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CreepySmile
06/09/20 6:38:00 AM
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Ronda Rousey and just stand in front of a mirror admiring literally everything

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Wii_Shaker
06/09/20 6:40:30 AM
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I'm thinking robbing banks but more like impersonating the bank manager or something. More calculated heists than clumsy smash and grabs.

I mean I can rob banks in a ski mask now and if I got caught it wouldn't matter if I had the power or not.

Realistically though I'd probably bang alot of people's wives and gfs :/

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NeonOctopus
06/09/20 6:41:32 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Realistically though I'd probably bang alot of people's wives and gfs :/
nice

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pegusus123456
06/09/20 6:51:41 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Realistically though I'd probably bang alot of people's wives and gfs :/
Ya'll know this is rape, right?

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MT_TRAEH
06/09/20 6:55:39 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Ya'll know this is rape, right?
but he's gonna transform to their husbands/bfs

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AlisLandale
06/09/20 7:00:13 AM
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Id find some girl with whom I have a 0% chance of ever running into (probably pick some rando i see on tv) and live my life as a girl from that point on.

if anyone asks, somehow, about the girl whose appearance I borrowed, its easily played off with that everyone has a twin somewhere in the world trope lol

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pegusus123456
06/09/20 7:04:42 AM
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MT_TRAEH posted...
but he's gonna transform to their husbands/bfs
It worries me that you don't understand why that's rape.

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Wii_Shaker
06/09/20 7:06:22 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Ya'll know this is rape, right?

Not if it's consensual. Is impersonation illegal?

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Turbam
06/09/20 7:08:46 AM
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Mareen posted...
Turn into TC and start going around groping asses, ruining him.
Based

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BlueAnnihilator
06/09/20 7:09:03 AM
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Yeah, no doubt I'd turn into or smash every dude I want to smash.

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Turbam
06/09/20 7:09:14 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Not if it's consensual. Is impersonation illegal?
IIRC, it's illegal

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Wii_Shaker
06/09/20 7:09:41 AM
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BlueAnnihilator posted...
Yeah, no doubt I'd turn into or smash every dude I want to smash.
See I'm not the only one. Please put your torches and pitchforks down.

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CreepySmile
06/09/20 7:10:07 AM
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I would keep Ronda's clothes on also

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MrResetti
06/09/20 7:10:08 AM
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Reenact every episode of quantum leap.

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Wii_Shaker
06/09/20 7:11:29 AM
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Turbam posted...
IIRC, it's illegal
Well it's a good thing I have this ID which proves I'm exactly who I say I am. Oh look, there's me in the photo.

I'm just a loving husband coming home from work to make passionate, consensual love to my adoring wife on my lunch break.

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pegusus123456
06/09/20 7:14:44 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Well it's a good thing I have this ID which proves I'm exactly who I say I am. Oh look, there's me in the photo.

I'm just a loving husband coming home from work to make passionate, consensual love to my adoring wife on my lunch break.
Gross.

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Thompson
06/09/20 7:15:00 AM
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I must admit, option 1 without the sexual exploration piques my curiosity, but I am also certain that just five minutes into it I'd developing some kind of an identity crisis that no amount of therapy would ever undo.

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Wii_Shaker
06/09/20 7:16:24 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Gross.

Nobody had a problem with all of the bank patrons having their life savings cleaned out by me.

Why even propose such a power without the possibility or intent of abusing it?

Time travel is more irresponsible if you want to get down to brass tacks.

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MT_TRAEH
06/09/20 7:21:19 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
It worries me that you don't understand why that's rape.

it is, but the idea of the power is to deceive people and it's not 'forced' if it's a flawless deception

it's not a robbery if you could impersonate someone in a bank wealthy enough to donate a huge amount of money into charities or your own account

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pegusus123456
06/09/20 7:23:44 AM
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MT_TRAEH posted...
it's not a robbery if you could impersonate someone in a bank wealthy enough to donate a huge amount of money into charities or your own account
....no, that's still robbery.

Ya'll are confusing "getting away with a crime" with "being innocent of a crime" lol.

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CreepySmile
06/09/20 7:26:10 AM
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Do I get to make my Ronda Rousey boobs smaller or bigger on command?

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MT_TRAEH
06/09/20 7:26:54 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
....no, that's still robbery.

Ya'll are confusing "getting away with a crime" with "being innocent of a crime" lol.
so you're just against using the shape shifting power to take advantage of people?

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CreepySmile
06/09/20 7:28:38 AM
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MT_TRAEH posted...
so you're just against using the shape shifting power to take advantage of people?
yes, taking advantage of people so you can trick them into sex is bad


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pegusus123456
06/09/20 7:28:48 AM
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MT_TRAEH posted...
so you're just against using the shape shifting power to take advantage of people?
I care a lot less about the robbery since you could, theoretically, just take money from super rich people that aren't going to miss it.

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Wii_Shaker
06/09/20 7:29:55 AM
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MT_TRAEH posted...
so you're just against using the shape shifting power to take advantage of people?
It's a raunchy power.

How many heroes had this power that didn't eventually become evil. Can you even name one?

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NeonOctopus
06/09/20 5:01:31 PM
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Questionmarktarius
06/09/20 5:05:56 PM
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Turn into Tupac, just to fuck with everyone.
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Strider102
06/09/20 5:05:57 PM
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Turn into a certain someone and resign him from his position.

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DifferentialEquation
06/09/20 5:06:04 PM
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CreepySmile posted...
Ronda Rousey and just stand in front of a mirror admiring literally everything

Same, except as Donald Trump.

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Tyranthraxus
06/09/20 5:06:46 PM
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Turn into Vegy and post selfies

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uwnim
06/09/20 5:08:58 PM
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Stalking a hot woman and then heavily stalking her boyfriend/husband so you can impersonate them and have sex with the woman is fucked up.

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