Current Events > If Trump and Biden had a fight, who would your money be on?

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UnfairRepresent
06/11/20 8:37:41 AM
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To win?


Biden wins the election but Trump backed by a bunch of bad boys refuses to leave the White House calling it fixed and rigged.

Joe Biden walks up with a 6 foot lump of chain and says he'll handle it.

A rookie Secret Service officer is like "But Sir..."

Only to be interupted by a veteran who says "No, this is something they have to settle themselves." then lets Biden enter.

https://i.imgur.com/Yh33JOK.jpg

Who is your money on to win?
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soulunison2
06/11/20 8:38:51 AM
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biden has the power of anime on his side
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FortuneCookie
06/11/20 8:44:37 AM
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Biden would lose because he'd forget that Trump was his opponent and not his tag team partner. Trump would hit him with a cheap shot and go from there.

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EndOfDiscOne
06/11/20 8:45:53 AM
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Trump beat up a dude in WWE

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
06/11/20 8:47:14 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Biden would lose because he'd forget that Trump was his opponent and not his tag team partner. Trump would hit him with a cheap shot and go from there.

EndOfDiscOne posted...
Trump beat up a dude in WWE


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DiegoSanchez206
06/11/20 8:47:36 AM
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EnragedSlith
06/11/20 8:48:15 AM
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Biden has gotten pretty frail in the past couple years, but I think Trump is a huge pussy and would crumple up if he ever took a good hit.

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ReignFury
06/11/20 8:52:32 AM
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Trump couldnt pass a fitness test for the military when he was in his 20s because of bone spurs so now that hes fat, in his 70s and has bone spurs he would be too stiff to move in a ring without falling over.

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YugiNoob
06/11/20 8:55:53 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Biden would lose because he'd forget that Trump was his opponent and not his tag team partner. Trump would hit him with a cheap shot and go from there.
This was my thought lol. Except that Biden would forget that he's fighting altogether. He would probably walk towards Trump thinking they're at a debate or something, then Trump would kick him in the balls

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The Top Crusader
06/11/20 8:57:51 AM
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EnragedSlith posted...
Biden has gotten pretty frail in the past couple years, but I think Trump is a huge pussy and would crumple up if he ever took a good hit.

Basically. Trump is a lot bigger and seems less old-man-frail so he would have a good shot of taking him down, BUT if Biden got like a good punch to Trump's nose it would be over immediately.


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VitalGetPrank
06/11/20 8:58:08 AM
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EndOfDiscOne posted...
Trump beat up a dude in WWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuHrXMwnSXs&t=38s

Trump is so out of shape he couldn't even walk a mile with the other world leaders, Biden takes this one.

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monkmith
06/11/20 9:00:19 AM
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with trumps dementia lean i imagine all it would take is a bit of a push for biden to beat him.


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TheRealDill2000
06/11/20 9:03:40 AM
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I've seen some photos out there of Trump without a shirt. He looks like he could be in a Rambo movie. Biden would get annihilated.
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RetsuZaiZen
06/11/20 9:04:39 AM
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That would be the worst fight ever

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DeadBankerDream
06/11/20 9:06:47 AM
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Trump is an ocean of blubber vaguely held together by an orange suit maked of a human-skin-like substance. Biden, old and frail as he is, is not that.
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Delta_Force
06/11/20 9:07:37 AM
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My money is on Trump, but only because he has decades of experience dodging.
I guess Joe can walk circles around him for 15 seconds until Trump gets winded and or passes out.

Damn I honestly don't know.

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FortuneCookie
06/11/20 4:05:29 PM
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EndOfDiscOne posted...
Trump beat up a dude in WWE

Come to think of it, he beat up Vince McMahon who has had notable victories over Steve Austin, The Rock, Shawn Michaels, the Undertaker, and John Cena. On the other hand, he hasn't fared so well against Stone Cold himself.



(...though I'm pretty sure the comb over protected against some of the impact.)

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