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DocileOrangeCup
06/11/20 3:53:05 PM
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Reis
06/11/20 3:54:12 PM
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me
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SSJGrimReaper
06/11/20 3:55:04 PM
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gimme that pizza lunchable

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Austin_Era_II
06/11/20 3:56:18 PM
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Do his homework

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AzurexNightmare
06/11/20 3:56:35 PM
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bounce the pizza with your ass cheeks and clap to catch it and do it again. dont show us though.

why do i think ive seen someone drop a hamburger patty down their ass crack like that before? like was there anything on youtube about an employee doing that at a fast food place for a customer and getting caught xD

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Machete
06/11/20 3:58:01 PM
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do this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyd51lvu3xw

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TeaMilk
06/12/20 3:11:54 AM
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Theres socks and corn pops or something


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TeaMilk
06/12/20 3:12:08 AM
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Reis
06/12/20 3:22:11 AM
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why are y'all abducting kids now

you can't possibly be that bored
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CreepySmile
06/12/20 3:23:24 AM
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Find the child and return the items

Make a blog about your adventures

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TeaMilk
06/12/20 12:48:21 PM
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CreepySmile posted...
Find the child and return the items

Make a blog about your adventures
Theres not really any identifiable information to go off of. Just the kids first name, a pic of him, and the teacher's last name. We asked next door neighbors and no one knew anything either.

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Delta_Force
06/12/20 12:49:56 PM
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You feed the lunch to the homework of course.

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eston
06/12/20 12:55:15 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Theres not really any identifiable information to go off of. Just the kids first name, a pic of him, and the teacher's last name. We asked next door neighbors and no one knew anything either.
Looks like elementary school. Is there an elementary school nearby? You have the teacher's name

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CreepySmile
06/12/20 12:58:01 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Theres not really any identifiable information to go off of. Just the kids first name, a pic of him, and the teacher's last name. We asked next door neighbors and no one knew anything either.
Detective BrutaI is here to help

Get a list of all elementary schools in a 10 mile radius, message them asking if the teacher is a member and if so if the child is a student and then deliver it to the school

Another option is to check with local youth groups if they know the child since the picture is of the child


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cjsdowg
06/12/20 1:00:11 PM
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REAL TALK... It is pain in the ass, but call the local schools in the area. This might be the only lunch this kid can get.

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MabusIncarnate
06/12/20 1:01:27 PM
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I see the Capri Sun is missing now.

How dare you

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treewojima
06/12/20 1:08:08 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I see the Capri Sun is missing now.

How dare you

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IShall_Run_Amok
06/12/20 1:08:25 PM
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Eat the homework, grade the lunch.

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TeaMilk
06/12/20 1:10:31 PM
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eston posted...
Looks like elementary school. Is there an elementary school nearby? You have the teacher's name
But it's like June, isnt school out by now, and cancelled anyway b/c pandemic?

There are 2 elementary schools nearby I could call. I feel like it could even be preschool or daycare? The worksheets are on learning shapes/alphabet/colors

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lol I know right

cjsdowg posted...
REAL TALK... It is pain in the ass, but call the local schools in the area. This might be the only lunch this kid can get.
We've never got his stuff before, so at the worst he only missed 1 day of lunch. But there is a toothbrush and socks in there too, I'd hate to keep it if he really needs that stuff

MabusIncarnate posted...
I see the Capri Sun is missing now.

How dare you
Holy shit @DocileOrangeCup did you actually drink this kids capri sun

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CreepySmile
06/12/20 1:12:03 PM
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Could also be some kid staying over or something
or even the school returning them to a home but got the wrong address

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gatorsPENSbucs
06/12/20 1:16:29 PM
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Bombas are pretty legit socks. I have probably like 7 or 8 and theyre all amazing.

CreepySmile posted...
the school returning them to a home but got the wrong address
Is probably the case. Weird they got the wrong house though, but Ive heard plenty of people putting fake addresses for better schools or better sports.

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obeseexplosive
06/12/20 1:17:13 PM
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CreepySmile posted...
Could also be some kid staying over or something
or even the school returning them to a home but got the wrong address
Or Cornman is a hell of a lot younger than we thought he was

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CreepySmile
06/12/20 1:22:26 PM
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Nah fakecorn is about 13-14

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obeseexplosive
06/12/20 1:25:39 PM
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CreepySmile posted...
Nah fakecorn is about 13-14
Who's fakecorn? O.o

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DocileOrangeCup
06/13/20 3:28:58 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
gimme that pizza lunchable
Shit I ate it already

Reis posted...
why are y'all abducting kids now

you can't possibly be that bored
This damn quarantine

cjsdowg posted...
REAL TALK... It is pain in the ass, but call the local schools in the area. This might be the only lunch this kid can get.
Yeah I thought of this...

treewojima posted...
The thirst is real
Hey this is hard work OK

obeseexplosive posted...
Who's fakecorn? O.o
I'm a man

CreepySmile posted...
Could also be some kid staying over or something
or even the school returning them to a home but got the wrong address
Actually the neighbor said she has kids over sometimes.... Hmm...

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