Current Events > Man my sister has a date at Long John Silvers tomorrow

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Politics 06/14/20 1:59:14 AM #1:	I was going upstairs to my refrigerator and she was looking for something to drink. She told me her "rich" new boyfriend was taking her to a fancy restaurant. I was intrigued so I asked where she was taking her. She started bragging about going to Long John Silvers tomorrow and told me she needed some extra cash for the tip. I rolled my eyes and asked how much. She said $3.50 It was that moment that I realized that my sister was actually a giant animal from the prehistorical era, a Lonch Ness Monster. I said "YOU ARE NOT GETTING THREE FIDDY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!!!" We then had a long sword fight and eventually I slayed the beast. Blood was everwhere. Also 69th post gets to see a picture of my sister. This will be sent in a private message. --- (= <cite>Politics posted [p:940644695] in Man my sis... [t:78770680]...</cite> <quote>I was going upstairs to my refrigerator and she was looking for something to drink. She told me her "rich" new boyfriend was taking her to a fancy restaurant. I was intrigued so I asked where she was taking her. She started bragging about going to Long John Silvers tomorrow and told me she needed some extra cash for the tip. I rolled my eyes and asked how much. She said $3.50 It was that moment that I realized that my sister was actually a giant animal from the prehistorical era, a Lonch Ness Monster. I said "YOU ARE NOT GETTING THREE FIDDY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!!!" We then had a long sword fight and eventually I slayed the beast. Blood was everwhere. Also 69th post gets to see a picture of my sister. This will be sent in a private message. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 06/14/20 2:00:28 AM #2:	Did she get some after her date? --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:940644737] in Man my sis... [t:78770680]...</cite> <quote>Did she get some after her date? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 06/14/20 2:16:17 AM #3:	You have a fridge upstairs? --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:940645118] in Man my sis... [t:78770680]...</cite> <quote>You have a fridge upstairs?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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marthsheretoo 06/14/20 2:23:05 AM #5:	Was this after the underwater weighing test? --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:940645274] in Man my sis... [t:78770680]...</cite> <quote>Was this after the underwater weighing test? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
An_Actual_Chad 06/14/20 2:23:33 AM #6:	RIP Man My Sister --- Being a Chad is a choice. <cite>An_Actual_Chad posted [p:940645286] in Man my sis... [t:78770680]...</cite> <quote>RIP Man My Sister </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Balrog0 06/14/20 2:23:57 AM #7:	Bought that bitch the 3 chicken 2 fish platter cuz I know she'll be too embarrassed to finish it More hush puppies for me --- But to you who are listening I say: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. <cite>Balrog0 posted [p:940645290] in Man my sis... [t:78770680]...</cite> <quote>Bought that bitch the 3 chicken 2 fish platter cuz I know she'll be too embarrassed to finish it More hush puppies for me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 06/14/20 2:26:58 AM #8:	Balrog0 posted... Bought that bitch the 3 chicken 2 fish platter cuz I know she'll be too embarrassed to finish it More hush puppies for me My go to order is just 30 hush puppies --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:940645363] in Man my sis... [t:78770680]...</cite> <quote>Balrog0 posted... </cite> <quote>Bought that bitch the 3 chicken 2 fish platter cuz I know she'll be too embarrassed to finish it More hush puppies for me</quote>My go to order is just 30 hush puppies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThanksUglyGod 06/14/20 2:34:02 AM #9:	This didn't happen! <cite>ThanksUglyGod posted [p:940645521] in Man my sis... [t:78770680]...</cite> <quote>This didn't happen! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pkmnlord 06/14/20 2:37:52 AM #10:	An_Actual_Chad posted... RIP Man My Sister died at the date shot up to 97 Long John Silvers-es --- https://imgur.com/MP7ZznH <cite>pkmnlord posted [p:940645596] in Man my sis... [t:78770680]...</cite> <quote>An_Actual_Chad posted... </cite> <quote>RIP Man My Sister</quote>died at the date shot up to 97 Long John Silvers-es </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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