Current Events > OMG OMG OMG ce I GOT THE REPORTER JOB?!?!

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Harpie
06/14/20 5:34:01 PM
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WHAT

Okay so, a monthish ago I applied for and scored an interview for my school reporter job. The Zoom interview went okay, and I was told Id get a call the following Monday on whether or not I got it.

Well, Monday rolls around and I didnt get anything. Nothing. However, later in the day I realized that I didnt have phone service because my roomie didnt pay her half of the bill on time. I didnt think much of it though, since I didnt have any voicemails when my phone service turned back on.

I GOT A CALL LIKE 10 MINUTES AGO FROM THE HIRING MANAGER ASKING IF I SAW HIS VOICEMAIL FROM TWO WEEKS AGO ASKING TO HIRE ME ON

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Its all well and good now, though! I have a job for next year as a reporter and Im so excited! Thank you to the few people in my old thread for being so encouraging

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Zikten
06/14/20 5:34:28 PM
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Grats Harpie
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LightningAce11
06/14/20 5:35:01 PM
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Your first assignment will be a cover story on current events on gamefaqs.gamespot.com
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The Trent
06/14/20 5:35:10 PM
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what's the pay

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Blue_School
06/14/20 5:35:14 PM
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Whats the pay?
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Proofpyros
06/14/20 5:35:15 PM
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Nice! Congrats
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refmon
06/14/20 5:36:15 PM
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I like how you leave out that its just a school reporter job in the topic title

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Foppe
06/14/20 5:36:17 PM
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congrats

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Ruvan22
06/14/20 5:36:18 PM
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Congratulations Harpie!
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Harpie
06/14/20 5:37:35 PM
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Zikten posted...
Grats Harpie
Thank you ^^

LightningAce11 posted...
Your first assignment will be a cover story on current events on gamefaqs.gamespot.com
My bodys ready

ces gonna so so viral after I tell my school all about vegy

The Trent posted...
what's the pay

Blue_School posted...
Whats the pay?
Its a workstudy, so its dependent on how much my award is. Its probably gonna be 15 hours a week at around $15/hr though

Proofpyros posted...
Nice! Congrats


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Harpie
06/14/20 5:38:28 PM
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refmon posted...
I like how you leave out that its just a school reporter job in the topic title
Same difference

Foppe posted...
congrats

Ruvan22 posted...
Congratulations Harpie!
Thank you I appreciate it :)

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Reis
06/14/20 5:38:51 PM
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yoooooooooo grats bro
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MabusIncarnate
06/14/20 5:40:43 PM
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That's awesome, i'm happy for you.

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Turbam
06/14/20 5:41:04 PM
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Eevee-Trainer
06/14/20 5:53:15 PM
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Congrats!!

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KiwiTerraRizing
06/14/20 5:54:06 PM
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You can interview me

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RadiantAdolin
06/14/20 5:54:14 PM
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Congrats, that's awesome!
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RedJackson
06/14/20 5:54:24 PM
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Congratulations broseph, thats gonna be super rad to always have on your resume!
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TheMikh
06/14/20 5:56:29 PM
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'gratz

make the most of it

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Pus_N_Pecans
06/14/20 6:09:57 PM
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Nice! Good job!

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Tenlaar
06/14/20 6:11:50 PM
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That's really cool, congratulations. I look forward to finding out what vast conspiracies you uncover.
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solosnake
06/14/20 6:11:54 PM
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gratz Harpie, you look like a hot reporter since you lost all that weight. I had a feeling you would get the job

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Zodd3224
06/14/20 6:12:49 PM
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This is Harpie, reporting live

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treewojima
06/14/20 6:32:45 PM
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This is enemy of the people Harpie, reporting to you live with all the fake news you can swallow!
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TeaMilk
06/14/20 6:38:49 PM
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ssj3vegeta
06/14/20 6:43:48 PM
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SSJGrimReaper
06/14/20 6:44:25 PM
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Harpie is the April O'Neil of CE

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21WIVES_CHILL
06/14/20 6:46:52 PM
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Does this mean you'll be working in the front lines in riots like CNN?
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RedJackson
06/14/20 7:07:10 PM
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21WIVES_CHILL posted...
Does this mean you'll be working in the front lines in riots like CNN?

Thatd be funny if every single protestor picked her up and just placed her back down mid-interview just to make way as they march on account of how tiny she is
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So_Hajile
06/14/20 8:28:29 PM
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That's awesome, Harp! Congrats!

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viewmaster_pi
06/14/20 8:29:14 PM
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cool homie but there's a "don't post topic titles in all caps" rule for a reason

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Harpie
06/15/20 2:53:01 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
You can interview me
Hmm, okay

What about ce keeps you coming back?

RedJackson posted...
Congratulations broseph, thats gonna be super rad to always have on your resume!
Thanks! I agree, its something thats a lot different than my other customer service jobs thats for sure

I hope it opens more doors for me

solosnake posted...
gratz Harpie, you look like a hot reporter since you lost all that weight. I had a feeling you would get the job
Yeah Im not sure about the hot part, but thank you nonetheless :)

Zodd3224 posted...
This is Harpie, reporting live
Reporting live with the daily reading of hot ceman. Zodds always first on the list!

treewojima posted...
This is enemy of the people Harpie, reporting to you live with all the fake news you can swallow!
My body is ready to sew chaos

TeaMilk posted...
Fuck yeah harpie
FUCK YEAH

ssj3vegeta posted...
I'm not even surprised tbh, i knew you'd get it easy
Wow that means a lot, thanks vegy


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Harpie
06/15/20 2:55:09 AM
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21WIVES_CHILL posted...
Does this mean you'll be working in the front lines in riots like CNN?
I mean, I could. I live in Seattle maybe I could visit CHAZ lol

RedJackson posted...
Thatd be funny if every single protestor picked her up and just placed her back down mid-interview just to make way as they march on account of how tiny she is
Ex-fucking-cuse me, tiny??

Ill have you know Im 64

So_Hajile posted...
That's awesome, Harp! Congrats!
Thank you

viewmaster_pi posted...
cool homie but there's a "don't post topic titles in all caps" rule for a reason
its not in all caps tho

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/15/20 2:55:15 AM
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You can interview me for $5.000,000 I'll say you're a good reporter.

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teepan95
06/15/20 2:55:39 AM
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Nice! Congratulations, I hope it's all you want it to be! <3
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Harpie
06/15/20 2:58:11 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You can interview me for $5.000,000 I'll say you're a good reporter.
Oh fuck yeah, can you send that to me via paypal?

teepan95 posted...
Nice! Congratulations, I hope it's all you want it to be! <3
Well see. Its definitely going to be a lot of work. Ill need to write an article a week, complete with photos and interviews

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/15/20 3:00:43 AM
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So when can we expect to see Harpie on the local Seattle news? Keep up updated and send clips.


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viewmaster_pi
06/15/20 3:05:36 AM
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Harpie posted...
its not in all caps tho
mostly all caps is still moddable, straight from the horse's mouth. of course, if mods cut the bullshit frivolous modding, i wouldn't be saying anything at all, i just can't stand seeing shit fly that i've been modded for in a matter of minutes.

at any rate, i didn't report you.

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Damn_Underscore
06/15/20 3:07:13 AM
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example reporting on vocaroo?

congrats tbh

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SiO4
06/15/20 3:09:12 AM
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Awesome Harpie I'm glad to hear that.
Freaking good news seems rare nowadays. ((No pun intended))
I'm happy for you, congratulations!!
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CosmicShadows
06/15/20 3:18:33 AM
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Sweet well deserved
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burns112233
06/15/20 3:33:13 AM
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I work at a news station. Probably going to be hiring a new weekend reporter soon. I pitched an idea to my boss about having a breaking news/social media weekday reporter Mon - Wed and just a weekend reporter during the weekend. If it pans out there's an open spot.
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06/15/20 3:35:03 AM
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apolloooo
06/15/20 3:37:54 AM
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awesome dude!!

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DrizztLink
06/15/20 4:15:23 AM
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Harpie posted...
I GOT A CALL LIKE 10 MINUTES AGO FROM THE HIRING MANAGER ASKING IF I SAW HIS VOICEMAIL FROM TWO WEEKS AGO ASKING TO HIRE ME ON
That's how you know you were the best.

They ain't gonna bother with a follow-up like that for no second-string scrub.

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The_Creep_2020
06/15/20 4:22:04 AM
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Congratulations!

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