Current Events > The characters in Mario Kart are all fucking beta losers

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DeadBankerDream
06/20/20 2:41:23 PM
#1:


*Gets 6th place*

Every character in Mario Kart: Fuck yeah, let's celebrate as hard as if I'd gotten first place.
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Choco
06/20/20 2:42:36 PM
#2:


what? that's not even true

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Shotgunnova
06/20/20 3:09:27 PM
#3:


Wario has a stadium named after him. It doesn't matter what rank he gets when he's pulling in the big bucks.

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LordMarshal
06/20/20 3:11:40 PM
#4:


Its all a play. Theyre actors.

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KalimariX8
06/20/20 3:24:34 PM
#5:


2nd through 4th get sad as f in the 64 version. Only 1st place pops off

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guesswhomymomis
06/20/20 3:30:44 PM
#6:


Cuz everyone's a winner as long as you have fun!


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DoctorPiranha3
06/20/20 3:32:17 PM
#7:


Coming in 6th place isn't the end of the world, you still get points.
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