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DarkRoast 06/21/20 1:09:29 PM #1:	Ironically, he wouldve survived had he not interrupted the priest giving the prayer, asking her to shut up and hurry up. If nothing else, he would have survived the beheading. --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:941022245] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>Ironically, he wouldve survived had he not interrupted the priest giving the prayer, asking her to shut up and hurry up. If nothing else, he would have survived the beheading. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 06/21/20 1:11:20 PM #2:	Nords are proud people and Stormcloaks are all ready to die for their beliefs. Plus the Nords' afterlife is not so bad. --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:941022310] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>Nords are proud people and Stormcloaks are all ready to die for their beliefs. Plus the Nords' afterlife is not so bad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Neoconkers 06/21/20 1:11:38 PM #3:	prob would have been immediately burned to death, since he was tied up, lying on the ground in front of an angry dragon but yeah fair point --- Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq. Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil <cite>Neoconkers posted [p:941022329] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>prob would have been immediately burned to death, since he was tied up, lying on the ground in front of an angry dragon but yeah fair point </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vicious_Dios 06/21/20 1:12:36 PM #5:	He got off easy in comparison to the other victims. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:941022372] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>He got off easy in comparison to the other victims. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maze_ 06/21/20 1:13:33 PM #6:	Same as the guy who ran away and got shot by archers --- When the going gets tough, the tough go have a little cry in the corner. "Your mustache is crooked" ~ R.I.P Randy Savage. <cite>Maze_ posted [p:941022417] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>Same as the guy who ran away and got shot by archers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 06/21/20 1:13:36 PM #7:	If you take too long in character creation, the dragon attacks and he survives and has a quest. It takes like 5 hours and the quest is underwhelming tho. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:941022419] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>If you take too long in character creation, the dragon attacks and he survives and has a quest. It takes like 5 hours and the quest is underwhelming tho. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ASithLord7 06/21/20 1:14:08 PM #8:	mrgoatthief posted... Yeah well if Anduin had waited 20 seconds before perching on that tower his dragonborn problem would have been solved for another generation. What does High King Anduin have to do with this --- https://imgur.com/VZeCB RebelElite791 <cite>ASithLord7 posted [p:941022451] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>mrgoatthief posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah well if Anduin had waited 20 seconds before perching on that tower his dragonborn problem would have been solved for another generation.</quote>What does High King Anduin have to do with this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewerx 06/21/20 1:14:16 PM #9:	"I haven't got all day." Let's see what my appointments are looking like today. "10.45, get beheaded." ... Hmm, not much on for the rest of the day. --- Watching the shadows burn <cite>Firewerx posted [p:941022456] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>"I haven't got all day." Let's see what my appointments are looking like today. "10.45, get beheaded." ... Hmm, not much on for the rest of the day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 06/21/20 1:14:36 PM #10:	Lost_All_Senses posted... If you take too long in character creation, the dragon attacks and he survives and has a quest. It takes like 5 hours and the quest is underwhelming tho. Wait, the fuck? --- The pretty things are going to hell, they wore it out but they wore it well Now Playing: ACNH, Asdivine Hearts, For the King <cite>MrMallard posted [p:941022472] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>If you take too long in character creation, the dragon attacks and he survives and has a quest. It takes like 5 hours and the quest is underwhelming tho.</quote>Wait, the fuck? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeperMessiahXX 06/21/20 1:15:45 PM #11:	I thought he did live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2izlPk5OYI8 --- Steve Rhoades >>> Jefferson D'Arcy Fight Me. <cite>LeperMessiahXX posted [p:941022517] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>I thought he did live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2izlPk5OYI8</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewerx 06/21/20 1:16:18 PM #12:	MrMallard posted... Wait, the fuck? And in GTA: San Andreas, there's a mission that involves Bigfoot. --- Watching the shadows burn <cite>Firewerx posted [p:941022542] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>MrMallard posted... </cite> <quote>Wait, the fuck?</quote>And in GTA: San Andreas, there's a mission that involves Bigfoot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 06/21/20 1:18:24 PM #13:	DarkRoast posted... Ironically, he wouldve survived had he not interrupted the priest giving the prayer, asking her to shut up and hurry up. If nothing else, he would have survived the beheading. He would have definitely been killed by Alduin. Basically nobody made it out alive except Ulfric, you, and the imperial stooge. Something that bothers though is that Ulfric doesn't seem to acknowledge if you're playing a Nord or not --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:941022656] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>DarkRoast posted... </cite> <quote>Ironically, he wouldve survived had he not interrupted the priest giving the prayer, asking her to shut up and hurry up. If nothing else, he would have survived the beheading.</quote>He would have definitely been killed by Alduin. Basically nobody made it out alive except Ulfric, you, and the imperial stooge. Something that bothers though is that Ulfric doesn't seem to acknowledge if you're playing a Nord or not </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 06/21/20 1:20:23 PM #16:	Crono99 posted... And even if you're a Nord, they ask you why would a foreigner wants to fight for Skyrim Maybe you're a Nord from New York or something --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:941022742] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>Crono99 posted... </cite> <quote>And even if you're a Nord, they ask you why would a foreigner wants to fight for Skyrim</quote> Maybe you're a Nord from New York or something </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 06/21/20 1:21:34 PM #17:	Firewerx posted... And in GTA: San Andreas, there's a mission that involves Bigfoot. I like that when you beat the mission, you get to become bigfoot in another persons game until they find you and get the mission. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:941022796] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>Firewerx posted... </cite> <quote>And in GTA: San Andreas, there's a mission that involves Bigfoot.</quote> I like that when you beat the mission, you get to become bigfoot in another persons game until they find you and get the mission. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 06/21/20 1:24:10 PM #18:	DarkRoast posted... Maybe you're a Nord from New York or something You were caught for "trying to sneak into the border" so you weren't in Skyrim at the time but it seems weird that the game automatically assumes you're not a native. Like, does tamriel not have international travel or something? --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:941022913] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>DarkRoast posted... </cite> <quote>Maybe you're a Nord from New York or something</quote> You were caught for "trying to sneak into the border" so you weren't in Skyrim at the time but it seems weird that the game automatically assumes you're not a native. Like, does tamriel not have international travel or something? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 06/21/20 1:27:16 PM #19:	DarkRoast posted... [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Maybe you're a Nord from New York or something Damn East Coast Nords Or as I like to call them, Nord'easters --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:941023047] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>DarkRoast posted...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Maybe you're a Nord from New York or something </quote> Damn East Coast Nords Or as I like to call them, Nord'easters</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 06/21/20 1:27:48 PM #20:	Tyranthraxus posted... You were caught for "trying to sneak into the border" so you weren't in Skyrim at the time but it seems weird that the game automatically assumes you're not a native. Like, does tamriel not have international travel or something? Not only does it have international travel, but if the world maps are to be believed, Skyrim, Morrowind and Hammerfell really aren't that far away from Cyrodiil, and there's no real "borders." Not to mention that it wouldn't even be "international" since it's one empire. --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:941023066] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>You were caught for "trying to sneak into the border" so you weren't in Skyrim at the time but it seems weird that the game automatically assumes you're not a native. Like, does tamriel not have international travel or something?</quote> Not only does it have international travel, but if the world maps are to be believed, Skyrim, Morrowind and Hammerfell really aren't that far away from Cyrodiil, and there's no real "borders." Not to mention that it wouldn't even be "international" since it's one empire. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 06/21/20 1:28:41 PM #21:	Tyranthraxus posted... You were caught for "trying to sneak into the border" so you weren't in Skyrim at the time but it seems weird that the game automatically assumes you're not a native. Like, does tamriel not have international travel or something? Because they know. This isn't new. In Morrowind, even if you are a Dark Elf, every native Morrowind Dark Elf will still call you an "Outlander". --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:941023103] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>You were caught for "trying to sneak into the border" so you weren't in Skyrim at the time but it seems weird that the game automatically assumes you're not a native. Like, does tamriel not have international travel or something?</quote>Because they know. This isn't new. In Morrowind, even if you are a Dark Elf, every native Morrowind Dark Elf will still call you an "Outlander". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 06/21/20 1:29:40 PM #22:	UnholyMudcrab posted... Damn East Coast Nords Or as I like to call them, Nord'easters Wild, wild west coast Those are the Nords I like the most --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:941023151] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>UnholyMudcrab posted... </cite> <quote>Damn East Coast Nords Or as I like to call them, Nord'easters</quote> Wild, wild west coast Those are the Nords I like the most </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 06/21/20 1:30:32 PM #23:	Tyranthraxus posted... He would have definitely been killed by Alduin. Basically nobody made it out alive except Ulfric, you, and the imperial stooge. Something that bothers though is that Ulfric doesn't seem to acknowledge if you're playing a Nord or not Not 100% true, one kid also made it out and ends up being cared for higher up the mountain. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:941023188] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>He would have definitely been killed by Alduin. Basically nobody made it out alive except Ulfric, you, and the imperial stooge. Something that bothers though is that Ulfric doesn't seem to acknowledge if you're playing a Nord or not</quote>Not 100% true, one kid also made it out and ends up being cared for higher up the mountain. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 06/21/20 1:35:04 PM #24:	Tyranthraxus posted... You were caught for "trying to sneak into the border" so you weren't in Skyrim at the time but it seems weird that the game automatically assumes you're not a native. Like, does tamriel not have international travel or something? They only try to execute you because the bitch in charge of the Nords isn't interested in discretion when one of their prisoners is Ulfric Stormcloak. The guy reading names apologizes that you got mixed up in it. --- This signature won't be changed until at least one out of Astrograph Sorcerer, Double-Iris Magician, Performapal Monkeyboard or Electrumite is unbanned. 2/15/20 <cite>Doe posted [p:941023403] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>You were caught for "trying to sneak into the border" so you weren't in Skyrim at the time but it seems weird that the game automatically assumes you're not a native. Like, does tamriel not have international travel or something?</quote>They only try to execute you because the bitch in charge of the Nords isn't interested in discretion when one of their prisoners is Ulfric Stormcloak. The guy reading names apologizes that you got mixed up in it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewerx 06/21/20 1:38:12 PM #25:	Doe posted... They only try to execute you because the bitch in charge of the Nords isn't interested in discretion when one of their prisoners is Ulfric Stormcloak. The guy reading names apologizes that you got mixed up in it. Yeah, that's the last time I hitch a lift on the first wagon that happens to pass by. --- Watching the shadows burn <cite>Firewerx posted [p:941023548] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>Doe posted... </cite> <quote>They only try to execute you because the bitch in charge of the Nords isn't interested in discretion when one of their prisoners is Ulfric Stormcloak. The guy reading names apologizes that you got mixed up in it.</quote>Yeah, that's the last time I hitch a lift on the first wagon that happens to pass by. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gakk86 06/21/20 2:13:34 PM #26:	I love that the one guy says his ancestors are smiling. Dude you must be a real asshole if your ancestors are smiling at your execution. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. <cite>Gakk86 posted [p:941025080] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>I love that the one guy says his ancestors are smiling. Dude you must be a real asshole if your ancestors are smiling at your execution. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 06/21/20 2:14:59 PM #27:	UnholyMudcrab posted... Damn East Coast Nords Or as I like to call them, Nord'easters I laughed, and I'm mad about it. --- formerly evening formerly guide https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:941025138] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>UnholyMudcrab posted... </cite> <quote>Damn East Coast Nords Or as I like to call them, Nord'easters</quote> I laughed, and I'm mad about it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maze_ 06/21/20 3:48:06 PM #28:	Gakk86 posted... I love that the one guy says his ancestors are smiling. Dude you must be a real asshole if your ancestors are smiling at your execution. lol --- When the going gets tough, the tough go have a little cry in the corner. "Your mustache is crooked" ~ R.I.P Randy Savage. <cite>Maze_ posted [p:941029396] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>Gakk86 posted... </cite> <quote>I love that the one guy says his ancestors are smiling. Dude you must be a real asshole if your ancestors are smiling at your execution.</quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 06/21/20 4:06:59 PM #29:	they should have had you meet him later in the spirit world. that would have gone full circle with the story <cite>Zikten posted [p:941030219] in That Storm... [t:78790654]...</cite> <quote>they should have had you meet him later in the spirit world. that would have gone full circle with the story</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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