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DeadBankerDream
06/24/20 2:13:21 PM
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It hasn't aged poorly, It was hilarious low budget and cringe even back then.
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LordMarshal
06/24/20 2:14:22 PM
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Xrna

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MuayThai85
06/24/20 2:14:46 PM
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Was great beat off material in my early teens but that's about it.

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boxington
06/24/20 2:14:59 PM
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I remember liking it, then they started going to India, or something, and talking about "the one true God", and I checked out

even as a kid, that storyline didn't resonate with me.

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DeadBankerDream
06/24/20 2:16:19 PM
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boxington posted...
I remember liking it, then they started going to India, or something, and talking about "the one true God", and I checked out

even as a kid, that storyline didn't resonate with me.

I mean yeah, the later seasons with that stuff is weird, but so is a lot of shows. Doesn't Xena get crucified in one episode or something?

Anyway, it's the early game goodness with Joxer the Mighty and whatnot we all know and love.
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eston
06/24/20 2:18:01 PM
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coh
06/24/20 2:18:36 PM
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Xena was hot
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AmericaTheBrave
06/24/20 2:19:08 PM
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Apparently the entirety of ancient history happened at the same time in that show.

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boxington
06/24/20 2:21:38 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
I mean yeah, the later seasons with that stuff is weird, but so is a lot of shows. Doesn't Xena get crucified in one episode or something?

Anyway, it's the early game goodness with Joxer the Mighty and whatnot we all know and love.

tbh, I don't remember much about that show, just that stuff, some stuff with Callisto, and Xena's son

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DeadBankerDream
06/24/20 2:22:51 PM
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The fight with Callisto in the first season is so great. I'm pretty sure it's based off of Once Upon a Time in China with Jet Li when he fights the kung fu master on the warehouse ladders.
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MuayThai85
06/24/20 2:23:00 PM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
Apparently the entirety of ancient history happened at the same time in that show.

Pretty much. When the show is currently dealing with Caesar, they have gunpowder which won't be used for the first time for another thousand years. I even laughed when they used Yuan (modern Chinese money) in an episode.

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darkphoenix181
06/24/20 2:24:29 PM
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I had a giant crush on Gabriel.
But Xena boobs were nice too.
And aphrodite.
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DeadBankerDream
06/24/20 2:25:09 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
I had a giant crush on Gabriel.

So did Xena.
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eston
06/24/20 2:25:35 PM
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Remember that time she sang the national anthem at a hockey game and her titties popped out?

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darkphoenix181
06/24/20 2:27:31 PM
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eston posted...
Remember that time she sang the national anthem at a hockey game and her titties popped out?

I remember in some episode she stuffs a dudes face into her boobs.
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Zack_Attackv1
06/24/20 2:31:38 PM
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I love the Xena & Gabrielle dynamic.
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PMarth2002
06/24/20 2:33:38 PM
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I watched the first couple of episodes not too long ago and its a blast to wach.

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ModLogic
06/24/20 2:37:15 PM
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DeadBankerDream
06/24/20 2:38:27 PM
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ModLogic posted...


Could literally be straight out of that Grumps on Thrones thing everyone watches.
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yusiko
06/24/20 2:39:55 PM
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i liked xena
buffy and xena were almost the longest running action show to star a female lead

xena had 6 seasons
buffy had 7

but charmed got that title with 8 seasons

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DeadBankerDream
06/24/20 2:40:27 PM
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But Buffy and Xena are good.
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luigi13579
06/24/20 2:41:46 PM
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Lucy Lawless is in Spartacus (the TV show) too.
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yusiko
06/24/20 2:43:36 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
But Buffy and Xena are good.


yes but charmed still got the title of longest running action show to star a female lead
it isnt fair :(
charmed had a really good pilot but overall it was nowhere near as good as buffy or xena

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darkphoenix181
06/24/20 2:52:11 PM
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https://warriorprincess.fandom.com/wiki/Breast_Dagger

It is made to be kept between breasts, so that it won't be as easy to find.

The Breast Dagger's most impressive moment was when Xena was tied up. She took a deep breath and shot the dagger out from between her breasts, and cut the ropes.
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yusiko
06/24/20 2:53:31 PM
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they had some hot men as recurring characters
mainly ares the god of war
and bruce campells character

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PMarth2002
06/24/20 2:53:32 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
But Buffy and Xena are good.

Buffy is one of my favorite shows ever. Its so damn good.

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DeadBankerDream
06/24/20 2:55:08 PM
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Don't forget Joxer the Mighty, the hottest of hotlings.

Also RIP Kevin Smith (Ares).
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FF_Redux
06/24/20 3:00:44 PM
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Lucy Lawless was my crush, in fact I'd let her take my straight virginity still.

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apocalyptic_4
06/24/20 3:03:15 PM
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I use to love that show as a kid along with Hercules and sinbad. The only episode of xena I remember is the crossover episode with Hercules when he lost his power.

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darkphoenix181
06/24/20 3:12:38 PM
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boxington posted...
I remember liking it, then they started going to India, or something, and talking about "the one true God", and I checked out

even as a kid, that storyline didn't resonate with me.

Well Hercules became a hardcore fundie so...
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Propane4Sale
06/24/20 3:16:58 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Callisto

She was hot even though her schtick is obnoxious rewatching as an adult.

DeadBankerDream posted...
Also RIP Kevin Smith (Ares).

He was the only character who had a complete Ash Williams-esque evolution where he got better and campier after each appearance. I think that "meta" episode was his absolute peak performance.
Anyway that show was great and had more creativity (in good ways and bad ways) than Hercules which got weaker after the first couple seasons imo.

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NeonOctopus
06/24/20 3:17:47 PM
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eston posted...
Remember that time she sang the national anthem at a hockey game and her titties popped out?

darkphoenix181 posted...
I remember in some episode she stuffs a dudes face into her boobs.
I need to see these >_>

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darkphoenix181
06/24/20 3:19:07 PM
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Discord was also hot.
I mean, wasn't everyone on the show?
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Propane4Sale
06/24/20 3:19:45 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Discord was also hot.
I mean, wasn't everyone on the show?

Ted Raimi?

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darkphoenix181
06/24/20 3:23:07 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I need to see these >_>

Kinda hard to find the episode as googling xena and boobs tends to fetch back porn.

Anywaya, the episode was she was trying to infiltrate some place and needed to distract the dude, so she grabs him and shoves his face into her bosom which dazes him.
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NeonOctopus
06/24/20 3:24:03 PM
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darkphoenix181
06/24/20 3:31:04 PM
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ultimate reaver
06/24/20 5:05:24 PM
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joxer and bruce campbell's thief character were the best parts

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Smackems
06/24/20 5:08:16 PM
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coh posted...
Xena was hot
Her buddy too

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