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SaltyWet
06/27/20 11:35:00 PM
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The ingredients come in a quantity where you use a pinch and the rest gets wasted.

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Shablagoo
06/27/20 11:35:38 PM
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oh sheesh yall

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AloneIBreak
06/27/20 11:39:39 PM
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randy_123r posted...
You have left overs for the next couple of days.
Gross then you have to eat the same food all the time.

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viewmaster_pi
06/27/20 11:41:36 PM
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yeah i wanna make a nice stir fry but the amount is way more than i care to eat

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codey
06/27/20 11:42:37 PM
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AloneIBreak posted...
Gross then you have to eat the same food all the time.

It's not gross if your food is good.

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NeoShadowhen
06/27/20 11:49:40 PM
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Yet another topic made by someone who cant wrap their head around how to manage a kitchen.

Theres no shortage of information on this topic. Try to learn how to do something before complaining about not knowing how to do it.
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Shablagoo
06/27/20 11:51:59 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
Yet another topic made by someone who cant wrap their head around how to manage a kitchen.

Theres no shortage of information on this topic. Try to learn how to do something before complaining about not knowing how to do it.

idek what TC is talking about tbh lol. You just use a pinch and the rest gets wasted? what? lol

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AceWingsta
06/27/20 11:52:00 PM
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https://youtu.be/GFjstQ30RI8

Very good video where you can learn the thought pattern on how to approach recipes that are for multiples persons but instead for one person.

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LostForest
06/28/20 12:48:58 AM
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Make enough to get leftovers. Use the leftovers to make new meals.

I.e.

Make grilled chicken one night.

Use that to make a sandwich for lunch the next day.
Make stir fry for dinner, with rice, that night.

The next day, use grilled chicken + leftover rice to make fried rice for lunch. Make chilli or something for dinner.

Next day, use the rice and chicken to make a burrito. Go out to eat. Take leftovers home.

Next day, eat leftover stir fry. Make chicken cutlets it something for dinner.

Next day eat restaurant leftovers... Etc etc etc..


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TreyFlowers
06/30/20 1:06:08 AM
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Leftovers/cooking in bulk

I used to make lunch and dinner for Monday-Friday on Sunday afternoons when I lived alone.

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pauIie
06/30/20 1:07:07 AM
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you cook the meal and throw the other portions away. repeat every single day.

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CommonJoe
06/30/20 1:19:15 AM
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Theres nothing on this planet that is being sold in such a way that it will go to waste if you dont use it all in a single recipie.

Youre either buying too much or the concept of storing and/or freezing ingredients is beyond you.

Or you just dont cook enough in which case that situation is easily remedied by actually cooking and not wasting time and money buying ingredients just to cook once.

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Smackems
06/30/20 1:19:54 AM
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Guess ya just gotta starve

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teepan95
06/30/20 1:45:44 AM
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Personally I don't like reheating food
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pauIie
06/30/20 1:48:16 AM
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teepan95 posted...
Personally I don't like reheating food
sometimes you get that soup/stew or curry that tastes even better the next day. love it.

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Reis
06/30/20 1:49:41 AM
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this is the generation of dudes growing up eating nothing but fast food
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teepan95
06/30/20 2:17:19 AM
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pauIie posted...
teepan95 posted...
Personally I don't like reheating food
sometimes you get that soup/stew or curry that tastes even better the next day. love it.

Those are fine. But I tend to cook a lot of rice and pasta, which is annoying to reheat
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JBaLLEN66
06/30/20 8:23:42 AM
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throw the excess away

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Alteres
06/30/20 8:26:09 AM
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Who the hell uses recipes as anything besides a source of new ideas and ingredient combinations?

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Blue_School
06/30/20 8:29:57 AM
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First world problems...
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VTBM
06/30/20 8:40:32 AM
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Moderator's discretion ( )

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DevsBro
06/30/20 10:57:12 AM
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Oh come on TC you have so many options.

1. Eat it all in one sitting and become obese.
2. Throw the leftovers in the freezer and eat it later when it's freezerburned, or more likely throw it away.
3. Throw the leftovers in the fridge and eat the same thing every meal for the next couple of days, or more likely have it spoil and throw it away.

JEEZ.

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Blue_School
06/30/20 11:02:02 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Oh come on TC you have so many options.

1. Eat it all in one sitting and become obese.
2. Throw the leftovers in the freezer and eat it later when it's freezerburned, or more likely throw it away.
3. Throw the leftovers in the fridge and eat the same thing every meal for the next couple of days, or more likely have it spoil and throw it away.

JEEZ.

Cook smaller portions?
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DevsBro
06/30/20 11:10:36 AM
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Blue_School posted...
Cook smaller portions?
Good point.

4. Throw most of the ingredients away.

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Jabodie
06/30/20 11:29:34 AM
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AceWingsta posted...
https://youtu.be/GFjstQ30RI8

Very good video where you can learn the thought pattern on how to approach recipes that are for multiples persons but instead for one person.
I've been looking for these videos for so long lmao. Finally going them again.

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Blue_School
06/30/20 11:58:37 AM
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DevsBro posted...
4. Throw most of the ingredients away.

Only a person with a cognitive impairment would think cooking for one means throwing away a majority of ingredients.
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apolloooo
06/30/20 12:02:04 PM
#31:


AloneIBreak posted...
Gross then you have to eat the same food all the time.
This is how adults works. . . .

I always make more and stuff them to rehear latern if you want variety like cook 2 or 3 kinds at once, then freeze/chill them reheat them in turn

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DevsBro
06/30/20 12:02:21 PM
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Blue_School posted...
Only a person with a cognitive impairment would think cooking for one means throwing away a majority of ingredients.
I mean, if you eat eight burgers in the week it takes buns to expire, more power to you.

Alternatively, if you're ok with freezerburned bread, also more power to you.

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Kavatar
06/30/20 12:05:02 PM
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https://www.amazon.com/dp/1565546660/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_qj2-EbGW7VJRC

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Blue_School
06/30/20 12:06:26 PM
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DevsBro posted...
I mean, if you eat eight burgers in the week it takes buns to expire, more power to you.

Alternatively, if you're ok with freezerburned bread, also more power to you.

Havent eaten a burger in probably 3 months, One loaf of whole wheat bread lasts me exactly one week and I get a new one every Sunday.

Who the fuck freezes bread lol.
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CommonStar
06/30/20 12:06:36 PM
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Freeze the leftover for another time.
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DevsBro
06/30/20 12:08:08 PM
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Kavatar posted...
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1565546660/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_qj2-EbGW7VJRC
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Although it is shown on the cover, there is not actually a recipe for a milkshake.
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DevsBro
06/30/20 12:09:05 PM
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Blue_School posted...
Havent eaten a burger in probably 3 months, One loaf of whole wheat bread lasts me exactly one week and I get a new one every Sunday.

Who the fuck freezes bread lol.
Sandwiches are even worse. 11 of them per loaf.

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Blue_School
06/30/20 12:11:30 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Sandwiches are even worse. 11 of them per loaf.
Who the fuck eats sandwiches., 3 pieces of toast each breakfast, exactly 18 pieces of bread in a loaf.
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DevsBro
06/30/20 12:17:07 PM
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Blue_School posted...
Who the fuck eats sandwiches., 3 pieces of toast each breakfast, exactly 18 pieces of bread in a loaf.
Well if you're cool with 18 slices of French toast every week, more power to you.

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CommonJoe
06/30/20 12:17:28 PM
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DevsBro posted...
I mean, if you eat eight burgers in the week it takes buns to expire, more power to you.

You can make grilled cheeses and other sandwiches out of those buns.

And when they go stale you can make generally shelf stable breadcrumbs or even croutons. French toast and bread pudding too.

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DevsBro
06/30/20 12:20:13 PM
#41:


CommonJoe posted...
You can make grilled cheeses and other sandwiches out of those buns.

And when they go stale you can make generally shelf stable breadcrumbs or even croutons. French toast and bread pudding too.
You do that

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IMNOTRAGED
06/30/20 12:21:09 PM
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Frozen bread is fine as long as it's in there no more than a week or so.

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DevsBro
06/30/20 12:24:56 PM
#43:


IMNOTRAGED posted...
Frozen bread is fine as long as it's in there no more than a week or so.
Two weeks is still a pretty short time to eat eight burgers.

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CommonJoe
06/30/20 12:26:19 PM
#44:


DevsBro posted...
You do that

Bruh. Literally telling you how to use up the buns.

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DevsBro
06/30/20 12:31:02 PM
#45:


CommonJoe posted...
Bruh. Literally telling you how to use up the buns.
I mean I don't listen to the hippies who tell me to use a milk carton to plant plants in and I'm not gonna listen to an e-hippy telling me to make a grilled cheese on a hamburger bun either.

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Blue_School
06/30/20 12:40:06 PM
#46:


DevsBro posted...
Well if you're cool with 18 slices of French toast every week, more power to you.
What type of sissy eats french toast, you 13 bruh?
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CommonJoe
06/30/20 12:41:19 PM
#47:


DevsBro posted...
I mean I don't listen to the hippies who tell me to use a milk carton to plant plants in and I'm not gonna listen to an e-hippy telling me to make a grilled cheese on a hamburger bun either.

Whose mans is this?

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IMNOTRAGED
06/30/20 12:41:25 PM
#48:


DevsBro posted...
Two weeks is still a pretty short time to eat eight burgers.

Make some chicken sandwiches or sloppy joe's or pulled pork or...

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kingdrake2
06/30/20 12:42:25 PM
#49:


Blue_School posted...
eats french toast,


french toast is the worse thing ever invented ><.
has to be pancakes or waffles to be tolerated.
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