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Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:42:40 PM
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Entertaining all reasonable offers.

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Touch
07/03/20 7:43:55 PM
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I bid tree fiddy

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DrizztLink
07/03/20 7:44:33 PM
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lincoln002
07/03/20 7:45:42 PM
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I'm interested.

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The_Creep_2020
07/03/20 7:45:46 PM
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One previous owner, slightly tarnished

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No_U_L7
07/03/20 7:45:49 PM
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is it used?
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AlisLandale
07/03/20 7:46:49 PM
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What am I gonna do with a human soul?

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SystemEgo
07/03/20 7:48:29 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
What am I gonna do with a human soul?
Make a pact with the Devil?

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Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:49:08 PM
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Touch posted...
I bid tree fiddy

Do I look like a god damn Loch Ness monster to you?

DrizztLink posted...
It smells like Mountain Dew and despair.

I must have it.

Oh I got despair for days. No idea where you're getting the Mountain Dew aroma though.

lincoln002 posted...
I'm interested.

Are you prepared to haggle?

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AlisLandale
07/03/20 7:49:25 PM
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SystemEgo posted...
Make a pact with the Devil?

The Devil is a clown who cant even win a fiddle contest against some hick. Whats he got to offer thats worth a soul?

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Darkrobotisback
07/03/20 7:50:25 PM
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I'll give you my virginity for your soul

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Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:50:28 PM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
One previous owner, slightly tarnished

"Slightly".

No_U_L7 posted...
is it used?

The opposite. It's been neglected.

AlisLandale posted...
What am I gonna do with a human soul?

Dirty things?

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AlisLandale
07/03/20 7:51:12 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Dirty things?

Joan Jett will already do those for dirt cheap.

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Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:51:51 PM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
I'll give you my virginity for your soul

I waited long enough to get rid of my original virginity, I won't be taking another one.

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SystemEgo
07/03/20 7:51:57 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
The Devil is a clown who cant even win a fiddle contest against some hick. Whats he got to offer thats worth a soul?
He's loaded, has countless hotels and golf courses and head of a major nation. Probably quite a bit.

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Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:52:24 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
Joan Jett will already do those for dirt cheap.

Does she have a soul, though?

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lincoln002
07/03/20 7:52:49 PM
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I want it, but I don't know if taking it from you is the right thing to do.

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The_Creep_2020
07/03/20 7:53:13 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Does she have a soul, though?
No, but she is all heart

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Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:54:58 PM
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lincoln002 posted...
I want it, but I don't know if taking it from you is the right thing to do.

You're not taking it, you're making a trade.

The_Creep_2020 posted...
No, but she is all heart

Not quite Captain Planet material...

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mustachedmystic
07/03/20 7:56:16 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
The Devil is a clown who cant even win a fiddle contest against some hick

Um, if there's one thing hicks can do, it's play the fiddle. To paraphrase Kahn Souphanousinphone, blugrass music is hard to play, because it was designed to be played by people with six fingers.

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wackyteen
07/03/20 7:56:17 PM
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The Army is always hiring

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lincoln002
07/03/20 7:56:34 PM
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What were you looking to trade it for?

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Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:57:05 PM
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wackyteen posted...
The Army is always hiring

I don't want to join the army.

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Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:57:52 PM
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lincoln002 posted...
What were you looking to trade it for?

Whatever's useful to me in some significant way.

Or weed.

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lincoln002
07/03/20 7:58:43 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Whatever's useful to me in some significant way.

Or weed.

I can cash app you enough for some weed for it.

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Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:59:40 PM
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lincoln002 posted...
I can cash app you enough for some weed for it.

I would like to be high as giraffe ass for like, a week.

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wackyteen
07/03/20 8:04:59 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I don't want to join the army.
Why not? It's the easiest thing I've ever done

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Heartomaton
07/03/20 8:07:09 PM
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wackyteen posted...
Why not? It's the easiest thing I've ever done

I'm built like a teddy bear and loud people make me cry.

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ThePieReborn
07/03/20 8:09:56 PM
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If the Ayatollah can't have your soul, no one can.

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Darkrobotisback
07/03/20 8:10:59 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I'm built like a teddy bear and loud people make me cry.
The army will mold you into a Arnold t-800

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Heartomaton
07/03/20 8:11:04 PM
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ThePieReborn posted...
If the Ayatollah can't have your soul, no one can.

He can have it for a decent exchange.

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Heartomaton
07/03/20 8:11:59 PM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
The army will mold you into a Arnold t-800

I don't want to be molded.

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Darkrobotisback
07/03/20 8:13:11 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I don't want to be molded.
You sure, I think I can already see a few spores growing inside your nails :)

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Heartomaton
07/03/20 8:14:12 PM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
You sure, I think I can already see a few spores growing inside your nails :)

I've never been much of a fun gi.

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lincoln002
07/03/20 8:14:25 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I would like to be high as giraffe ass for like, a week.

So you want around an 8ths worth of weed for your soul? So $50? I see your offer and offer you $20 for it, that's enough for a gram, to get you high as a giraffe for a day.

What do you say? I also have some special conditions that must be met for me to feel like I am legit receiving your soul. Gonna need you to sign a piece of paper with a tiny bit of your blood.

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07/03/20 8:14:53 PM
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Heartomaton
07/03/20 8:15:29 PM
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lincoln002 posted...
So you want around an 8ths worth of weed for your soul? So $50? I see your offer and offer you $20 for it, that's enough for a gram, to get you high as a giraffe for a day.

What do you say? I also have some special conditions that must be met for me to feel like I am legit receiving your soul. Gonna need you to sign a piece of paper with a tiny bit of your blood.

Nice try, Satan.

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boxington
07/03/20 8:17:59 PM
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kitty pictures (a minimum of 2 & a maximum of 3)

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lincoln002
07/03/20 8:18:30 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Nice try, Satan.

Then you're just trying to scam people, guy. Just prick your finger with one of those diabetes thing and press it on a piece of paper then write the terms to our agreement.

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Heartomaton
07/03/20 8:20:48 PM
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boxington posted...
kitty pictures (a minimum of 2 & a maximum of 3)

I have a cat, and I can look at her whenever I want.

lincoln002 posted...
Then you're just trying to scam people, guy. Just prick your finger with one of those diabetes thing and press it on a piece of paper then write the terms to our agreement.

You're the one pulling extra hoops out of his ass and asking for bloodletting, here. I just want some pot, bruh.

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boxington
07/03/20 8:21:51 PM
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puppy pictures (a minimum of 2 & a maximum of 3)


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Heartomaton
07/03/20 8:23:48 PM
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boxington posted...
puppy pictures (a minimum of 2 & a maximum of 3)

No thanks.

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lincoln002
07/03/20 8:24:50 PM
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If you change your mind the offer stands: $20.

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Alteres
07/03/20 8:34:33 PM
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He's got me beat, and I would have made you sign your name in blood.

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andri_g
07/05/20 1:38:23 AM
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How goes the soul selling?

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Heartomaton
07/05/20 2:21:20 AM
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Still no takers. No one seems that interested in a used, slightly tarnished soul.

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gguirao
07/05/20 2:50:07 AM
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How about a donut?

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Heartomaton
07/05/20 3:04:45 PM
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gguirao posted...
How about a donut?

Nah. Tempting though.

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kingdrake2
07/05/20 3:10:03 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
No thanks.


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Heartomaton
07/05/20 4:00:34 PM
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You can keep it. I live in an apartment, so no dogs.

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