Current Events > Scenario: Priest breaks into your home and takes you to church

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Scotty_Rogers
07/04/20 4:35:18 AM
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At the church, a bunch of other priests have stones. They're about to stone you.

"Sinner!" They all scream at you. Wat do

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The_Creep_2020
07/04/20 4:43:55 AM
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Defecate loudly and comprehensively. Proceed to throw said faeces.

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IfGodCouldDie
07/04/20 4:49:26 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Defecate loudly and comprehensively. Proceed to throw said faeces.
This is my natural defense mechanism

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The_Creep_2020
07/04/20 5:02:26 AM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
This is my natural defense mechanism
In my city, there was a mentally disturbed scion of a very wealthy family who was notorious for doing it.

Im aspirational, I am.


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SomeLikeItHoth
07/04/20 5:06:29 AM
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Tell them my name is Matthew Murdoc and they have failed this city.

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Shotgunnova
07/04/20 5:14:44 AM
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"You leave me no choice," I admit, rising -- towering -- above the charlatans. Their faces contort with fear, a rictus of agony. I cast CT4 Holy, incinerating the alleged holy men where they stand until naught remains but piles of ash wavering burgessly in the stained-glass sunlight. A sense of peace envelops the cloister. "It's almost like their god is praising me," I say. "Too bad animals have no god."

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Marmitecashews
07/04/20 6:05:14 AM
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Wii_Shaker
07/04/20 6:09:45 AM
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Here is something you can't understand...How I could just...Kill a man!

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marthsheretoo
07/04/20 6:39:42 AM
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Worship like a dog

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MrResetti
07/04/20 6:42:58 AM
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viewmaster_pi
07/04/20 6:43:13 AM
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i'd tell him my sins, and he could sharpen his knife

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Foppe
07/04/20 6:45:47 AM
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SH_expert44
07/04/20 6:49:23 AM
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Scotty_Rogers
07/04/20 4:20:15 PM
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Bump

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Zikten
07/04/20 4:21:16 PM
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at that point anything I do is self defense so I would go crazy on them
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UnfairRepresent
07/04/20 4:21:49 PM
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Call police.
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Alakazamtrainer
07/04/20 4:23:47 PM
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"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Then walk away
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Kelystic
07/05/20 11:22:39 PM
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in Texas, priest will be gunned down before making it to the door.
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