Current Events > i'm almost 28 and my mom treats me like i'm 5 (AMA)

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crazybones
07/05/20 4:22:15 PM
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my friend doesn't like it but my mom thinks hes a bad influence on me.

Anytime my friend was over, we had to hang out in my backyard and we couldn't leave because i had to keep the door open so my mom could hear our conversations while we drank.

When my friend got his own place and invited me over to hang out in the future my mom said no cause she thinks my friend is a bad influence.

I know he's thinking like.. "I'm not even talking to your stupid mom you idiot". It got so bad that my friend eventually told my mom off for babying me so much. After that, my mom said he will never be allowed to the house since (which is not a good thing cause hes my only friend). I kept begging my mom to let me hang out there again but i don't think my friends wants to hang out anymore.

I think he only hung out with me because we used to be good friends when we were kids. And I don't have friends anymore. But there's a reason for that and I should have realized it a long time ago.

I don't shower for days and I tells people that my ass hurts and that I can't sit down because I haven't showered. I mean i just need someone to care about me.

I still live with my mom and we always talk every day (even before quarantine for years) and when we/re having a special movie night or something I want everyone to know. "I have plans with my mom tomorrow."

My friend told me to stfu about my mom but i can't. He said my mom is a creepy b**** who has a generic Google picture of an angel like if she's pure or something and that she'd be an RPG boss who has the appearance of an angel at first, and the skin would crumble off and reveal her hideous true form after.

what should i do about my friend?

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Jabodie
07/05/20 4:22:50 PM
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my answer depends: do you have a step sister?

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crazybones
07/05/20 4:24:25 PM
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Jabodie posted...
my answer depends: do you have a step sister?

yes i do

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Jabodie
07/05/20 4:25:19 PM
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alright, start jerking it with your door slightly ajar. The rest should take care of itself

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TreyFlowers
07/05/20 4:27:23 PM
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Twin topics still my favourite fad on CE

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Tonyjaa
07/05/20 4:30:31 PM
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Why haven't you moved out on your own yet. You're 28. Don't you want your privacy and your own place?
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crazybones
07/05/20 6:07:15 PM
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Tonyjaa posted...
Why haven't you moved out on your own yet. You're 28. Don't you want your privacy and your own place?

i like that my mom does everyting for me

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andel
07/05/20 6:11:53 PM
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this is something that is totally legit and totally happened

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Machete
07/05/20 6:12:31 PM
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crazybones posted...
yes i do

pics?

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R1masher
07/05/20 6:15:12 PM
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Does she let you shake it or do you have to wipe the head?

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ThanksUglyGod
07/05/20 6:15:18 PM
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moms are the worst
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crazybones
07/05/20 6:32:21 PM
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R1masher posted...
Does she let you shake it or do you have to wipe the head?

she shakes it and also wipes it

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Master_Bass
07/05/20 6:33:44 PM
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TreyFlowers posted...
Twin topics still my favourite fad on CE


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