Current Events > almost banged taylor swift in my lucid dream last night but got too excited

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last night in my dream i tried a reality check for the first time and it worked! (or failed i guess)

i tried to push my fingers through the palm of my hands....and they actually went through!

i got so excited i almost woke up, but managed to stay under. i placed myself in my apartment and had someone knock at the door. i went to answer it, trying to will it to be taylor swift as hard as i could and opened it and she was standing right there!

but then i got so excited i actually did wake up damn lol
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"I thought about a girl and nutted in my PJs."

Next up:
"Where do I hide my splooged up jammies so mommy doesnt find out?"

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Jerry_Hellyeah posted...

"I thought about a girl and nutted in my PJs."

Next up:
"Where do I hide my splooged up jammies so mommy doesnt find out?"

are you not aware of what lucid dreaming is...?

also i sleep naked, so now you can picture that
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I try to lucid dream but I always end up making horrifying shit happen that kills me, then I wake up. Chicken_Butt has a chicken brain. I just wanna fly around like I got that wing cap bro.

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No_U_L7 posted...

are you not aware of what lucid dreaming is...?

also i sleep naked, so now you can picture that

So do you sleep with your jammies like a security blanket or what? Ive seen the stains.

Also, do you think lucid dreaming isnt thinking? Like its a magic cloak that enchants the world around you into an alternate fairy dimension or wa

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Jerry_Hellyeah posted...

So do you sleep with your jammies like a security blanket or what? Ive seen the stains.

Also, do you think lucid dreaming isnt thinking? Like its a magic cloak that enchants the world around you into an alternate fairy dimension or wa

ew, you spy on me in my sleep, what a perv
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Jerry_Hellyeah posted...

"I thought about a girl and nutted in my PJs."

Next up:
"Where do I hide my splooged up jammies so mommy doesnt find out?"

Have you never had a wet dream? It's amazing and horrifying at the same time.

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You can dream about any woman on the planet, and you pick one that resembles a 2x4.

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berlyman101 posted...

Have you never had a wet dream? It's amazing and horrifying at the same time.

lucid dreaming sex isn't really the same as wet dreaming, or at least that's what i've read
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You definitely got too excited and destabilized. Well done on making it this far though. If you've been dream journaling then it's all practice from here on out (and sanity if the WBTB doesn't screw up your sleep schedule).

I consider the dream journaling to be the hardest and worst part of it all

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berlyman101 posted...

Have you never had a wet dream? It's amazing and horrifying at the same time.

Yeah, didnt you see me quoting myself up there? Im encrusted as we speak.

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This is literally a made up story about a girl

ThanksUglyGod posted...

This is literally a made up story about a girl

This is literally a story about an imaginary version of a girl that would bang Veggy. Thats like, impossible folded over 8 times.

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