Current Events > does it count as "taboo" if you have sex with an ancestor

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Zikten
07/07/20 6:56:12 PM
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that lived a thousand years ago? or a descendant from 1000 years in the future? they are a direct lineage relative to you. but separated by 10 centuries of generations. would that cause any problems?
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The Trent
07/07/20 6:57:25 PM
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oh you

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Wii_Shaker
07/07/20 6:58:49 PM
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Hmm. As somebody that believes in commune with one's ancestors, I find this question to be particularly intriguing.

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Jabodie
07/07/20 6:58:51 PM
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You writing a script for a porn or something?

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Irony
07/07/20 7:08:16 PM
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Tenchi already did this

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EmbraceOfDeath
07/07/20 7:11:51 PM
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At 1000 years, I would have to imagine they share about as much DNA with you as a stranger, so go for it.

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WaterLink
07/07/20 7:12:30 PM
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You mean like Fry from Futurama?
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Zikten
07/07/20 7:13:31 PM
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WaterLink posted...
You mean like Fry from Futurama?

well but more extreme. that was just his grandma. but same idea. just a bigger time scale
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
07/07/20 7:13:58 PM
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Shame on you and the ancestor that allows this shit to happen
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Ivynn
07/07/20 7:18:07 PM
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Did you find a picture of your great-great-great-great-great-grandma as a young woman and say "dayum she's a snack"

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EmbraceOfDeath
07/07/20 7:19:07 PM
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It's not quite the same situation, but it also worked out pretty well for Aragorn and Arwen (I guess they would be cousins x times removed?)

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Blue_Target
07/07/20 7:19:14 PM
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WaterLink
07/07/20 7:19:28 PM
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Zikten posted...
WaterLink posted...
You mean like Fry from Futurama?

well but more extreme. that was just his grandma. but same idea. just a bigger time scale

I guess. I mean he did actually travel over 1000 years in the past to do it but I guess technically he was originally born not long after (relatively).

I dont know who I'm related to from 1020 so probably not I guess.
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DarkChozoGhost
07/07/20 7:21:07 PM
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It's not dangerous from a genetic standpoint. Dangerous from an inheritance standpoint though.

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nemu
07/07/20 7:23:36 PM
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You're probably completely safe in terms of children once you're like 5+ generations removed.
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Jabodie
07/07/20 7:24:13 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Did you find a picture of your great-great-great-great-great-grandma as a young woman and say "dayum she's a snack"
I was looking at some cave paintings of my ancient ancestors, and I got hard because the women were looking fine. Is that legal?

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RetsuZaiZen
07/07/20 7:26:17 PM
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Goddamn it CE

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SolidShadow3
07/07/20 7:27:55 PM
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Are you asking that if we some how clone one of our ancestors/they time travel here and they look "hawt enough", is it okay?

Cause sure. Its gotta be like what, 12th cousins at closest for genetics? If you're going back then; Nah. That's some shit where you become you're own ancestor.

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The_Ivory_Man
07/07/20 7:40:21 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
It's not quite the same situation, but it also worked out pretty well for Aragorn and Arwen (I guess they would be cousins x times removed?)

He's a direct descendant of Elrond's brother.

So yeah, a cousin 54 times removed I guess.
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Garioshi
07/07/20 7:54:53 PM
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This was literally the plot of a comic (Superboy #217 if you're interested).

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