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In_Other_News
07/07/20 9:48:52 PM
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He moans more and louder than she does, and he won't stop talking. This is pretty much how it ends. I replaced the three letter C word with finish to keep the mods happy.

Guy: You want me finish on your face?
Girl: yeah
Guy: You want me to get it in your hair?
Girl: Mhmm
Guy: All over your mouth?
Girl: Oh yeah
Guy: Cover your eyes with it?
Girl: Mmm yeah
Guy: How about in that jungle gym out back?
Girl: uh huh
Guy: Do you want me to shoot it all over your childhood sneakers?
Girl: oh yeah baby
Guy: Should I dig up my dead hamster and explode over the shoe box I buried him in?
Guy: How about the fish tank at the doctors office?
Guy: How about I bring you home to meet the folks for dinner and I finish on the meatloaf my mom made?
Guy: How about on your death bed 60 years from now I pop in and blow it over the machines that your family is about to unplug?
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Admiral_Metroid
07/07/20 9:49:30 PM
#2:


Watch better porn then
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Raikuro
07/07/20 9:49:41 PM
#3:


hows the dick tho
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SpaceBear_
07/07/20 9:50:52 PM
#5:


Cock Ninja talks a lot and defends himself in the comments.

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divot1338
07/07/20 9:51:00 PM
#6:


In_Other_News posted...
He moans more and louder than she does, and he won't stop talking. This is pretty much how it ends. I replaced the three letter C word with finish to keep the mods happy.

Guy: You want me finish on your face?
Girl: yeah
Guy: You want me to get it in your hair?
Girl: Mhmm
Guy: All over your mouth?
Girl: Oh yeah
Guy: Cover your eyes with it?
Girl: Mmm yeah
Guy: How about in that jungle gym out back?
Girl: uh huh
Guy: Do you want me to shoot it all over your childhood sneakers?
Girl: oh yeah baby
Guy: Should I dig up my dead hamster and explode over the shoe box I buried him in?
Guy: How about the fish tank at the doctors office?
Guy: How about I bring you home to meet the folks for dinner and I finish on the meatloaf my mom made?
Guy: How about on your death bed 60 years from now I pop in and blow it over the machines that your family is about to unplug?
So did he nut or what? Dont leave us in suspense.

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Tappor
07/07/20 9:51:32 PM
#7:


Raikuro posted...
hows the dick tho


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DespondentDeity
07/07/20 9:54:03 PM
#8:


Will you please transcribe the whole thing, I'm having a hard time putting it together in my head.

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Austin_Era_II
07/07/20 10:03:32 PM
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U done watching it or what? Reply back.

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In_Other_News
07/07/20 10:12:23 PM
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The end result was his stuff barely came out and it had a yellow tint. Is that because of pee or does he have an STD?
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