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HylianFox 07/08/20 3:39:24 PM #1: |
Tarkin: "I dunno, how about 'Death Star'?"
Vader: "Hmm... I like it-" Officer: "Wait a minute, isn't that a little on-the-nose? I mean, we can't just go around in something called the 'Death Star' even if we do plan on blowing up planets with it." Tarkin: "I guess he has a point." Vader: "No he doesn't." Officer: "But shouldn't we at least try to pretend we care about the Republic?" Tarkin: "Oh please, who needs the Republic when we have a giant planet-blowing-up machine?" Vader: "He has a point." Palpatine: "So it's decided then, 'Death Star' it is-" Officer: 'But!-" Vader: "Show of hands, who wants to see me Force Choke this guy?" *all hands raise* Vader: "So be it" *chokes Officer to death* Palpatine: "Very good. Now for the next item on our agenda: Why is it so hard to recruit new Officers?" --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Were_Wyrm 07/08/20 3:40:27 PM #2: |
"Death Star" is terrorist propaganda it was called DS-1 Orbital Battle Station (DS Stands for Deep Space)
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ThePrinceFish 07/08/20 3:41:37 PM #3: |
Pretty much everything about the Empire is designed to be intimidating. Even over function. I mean shit, Stormtrooper armor doesn't actually do anything, one blaster bolt will down them so the armor is clearly just for show.
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NES4EVER 07/08/20 3:42:09 PM #4: |
Battle station mcbattleface?
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Sictis 07/08/20 3:43:15 PM #5: |
Why would the Empire care about the Republic
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