Current Events > Logic that only exists in video games

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If you're an unimportant person who is about to die write a handwritten letter or record a voice log about your experience.

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It's perfectly reasonable to hold up the journey or mission of the most important person in the world and make them run errands for you.

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There's stuff on the table.

Therefore it is now mine.

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Eating a candy bar isn't as good as using a medkit if you're injured but eating several candy bars could be.

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"It's been 10 days since my arms and legs were ripped off and my mouth was melted shut. I've trained my buttcheeks to hold a pen so I can warn you that- *rest of the page is missing*"

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fall damage isnt a thing

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This recovers 100% of your health
https://imgur.com/VccCDBl

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Helping people out with errands, chores or problems makes you a more efficient killer.

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I cannot get over this fence that goes up to my thighs

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Kill everyone in the room and the door will unlock

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Kill 1000+ bad Yakuza during gameplay

Kiryu: I killed no one

You run faster with a knife.

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Thank you for exploring this vast crypt that's been sealed for hundreds of years. Please enjoy a wealth of lit torches, the same enemies you've seen in every other dungeon, still-edible foods, and items and tools relevant and useful to your journey, including things that were noted in the lore to have been created in times after the crypt was sealed.

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Choose between carrying 9 eggs or 8 eggs and one entire chaingun. No middle ground.

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It's perfectly fine to walk into a strange family's house at night, open all of their drawers and cupboards and taking stuff you like, breaking all the pots and barrels, reading books off their bookshelf, take money out of any chests they may have, and have a conversation with their young daughter while she's in bed.
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If there's some rocks built up on a path moderately blocking the way you need to spend a few hours taking a longer and more dangerous path.

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Blue_Inigo posted...

I cannot get over this fence that goes up to my thighs

They made a movie about it with Woody Harrison. It's why it changed in San Andreas.

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>breaks leg
>sleeps for the night
>completely healed

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Bad guy: Ah Hero, finally you are ready to face me in a duel of two master swordsmen!

*proceed to slash through each other's bodies fifty times with neither suffering any ill effect*

Good guy: Hold on a second

*good guy freezes time and eats a three course meal to recover his health*

Good guy: And now I strike the final blow, which will look like all the others but somehow this one will kill you!

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Waist high grass is the most effective stealth tool of all time. No reason to wait until nightfall if they haven't mowed the lawn in weeks.

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You can find money from killing wild animals.

You can carry up to 99 of anything in your inventory.

The end of the world can wait while you do sidequests.

You can revive dead characters as many times as you want, as long as they didn't die in a cutscene.

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>get shot
>keep going like nothing happened

Being stabbed with a knife is immediate death. Unlike being shot with an assault rifle bullet.

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Performing a wrestling move on a staggered foe is often far more devastating then multiple shotgun blasts.
Edit: Damn, pretty much ninja'd.

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-Slam opponent's head into the pavement with multiple spinning piledrivers and he's still standing, showing no signs of injury.
-Opponent knocked unconscious by a weak jab.


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Darmik posted...

Being stabbed with a knife is immediate death. Unlike being shot with an assault rifle bullet.

But only if you get stabbed in the back. In the front doesn't kill you right away.

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DrizztLink posted...

There's stuff on the table.

Therefore it is now mine.

On the table, in a drawer, under the bed, etc.

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Falling into water from extremely high up is always safe (aside from games where your character can't swim).

Even if you're out of oxygen and drowning, you can keep swimming with perfect technique while spluttering and quickly losing health.

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If your fellow soldier isn't immortal to gunfire he's most likely going to be useless.

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Putting explosive red barrels all over the place is a good idea.

Shooting a barrel of oil with a normal bullet will always cause an explosion.

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Junk food is good for you.
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Fire being strong against ice...you know what happens when ice melts right?

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Bunny hopping

Exterminating the entire Russian population in that Golden Eye bunker level.
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Unsheathe your knife to run faster
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Hit enemy with sword, have to wait until it stops flashing to hit it again.
Enemy attacks you, you become invincible for several seconds.
Land on enemy's head, fall backward and die.
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The door that is lit up will take you where you need to go. So go the other way to get the other stuff before you go there.

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You've died multiple times and now know what to do and how to do it easily, character still acts like he's a run of the mill guy way in over his head, enemies don't bat an eye

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Find iron armor on an enemy you just killed.
Hey, it fits perfectly!

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You are incapable of being set ablaze, but you can get pretty close by continuously standing in a fire until you're bored of seeing what it's like

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Need some cash? Cut some grass.
Injured in battle? Cut some grass.
Run out of bombs or arrows? Cut some grass.
Run out of grass to cut? Go just out of sight and run back and the grass already regrew.


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Literally
Never
Pee

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DevsBro posted...

Literally
Never
Pee

Blowing your nose is even more rare

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There are two body types;

• Normal
• Important

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SerperiorThanU posted...

Something I noticed in TLOU2. There are multiple instances where another character tackles you out of the way or gets you to safety right on time but I cant think of a single instance in gaming where you can do the same for an NPC.

I played Assassin's Creed Syndicate last month and you do this in a side quests to stop someone from being hit by a train! It's very rare though yes lol

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SerperiorThanU posted...

Something I noticed in TLOU2. There are multiple instances where another character tackles you out of the way or gets you to safety right on time but I cant think of a single instance in gaming where you can do the same for an NPC.

There was a sidequest in Batman Arkham Origins, though the actual tackle happened in a mini cutscene when you make contact with said NPC.

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