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sLaCkEr408___RJ
07/09/20 8:57:09 PM
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Also known as hookers
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PatrickMahomes
07/09/20 8:57:41 PM
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zero

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Blue_Target
07/09/20 8:58:06 PM
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BudDupree48
07/09/20 9:00:30 PM
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https://imgur.com/FJs43By

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smoke_break
07/09/20 9:04:33 PM
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Nice try, officer.

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SherIock_HoImes
07/09/20 9:05:16 PM
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Like 1000 I think.

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ApoorHollow
07/09/20 9:06:08 PM
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I never added up how much my wife costed me over the years

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R1masher
07/09/20 9:06:31 PM
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Ive only had married ones

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Lost_All_Senses
07/09/20 9:07:21 PM
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About tree fiddy.

But it was around that time, I noticed it wasn't a prostitute at all. It was the damn lochness monster.

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ThanksUglyGod
07/09/20 9:09:21 PM
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69 ayy lmao
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Bishop9800
07/09/20 9:09:24 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
zero


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ApoorHollow
07/09/20 9:11:05 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
About tree fiddy.

But it was around that time, I noticed it wasn't a prostitute at all. It was the damn lochness monster.
When you turn on the lights and realize the place you have been sucking is the cleanest part on her body

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Wii_Shaker
07/09/20 9:11:50 PM
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I've never snatched purses and I've never purchased snatch.

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dj1200
07/09/20 9:12:35 PM
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ApoorHollow posted...
When you turn on the lights and realize the place you have been sucking is the cleanest part on HIS body

ftfy

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Philoktetes
07/09/20 9:12:37 PM
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$500 which she stole along with my macbook and i didnt even get sex for it
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Bad_Mojo
07/09/20 9:12:38 PM
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PatrickMahomes
07/09/20 9:20:44 PM
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Philoktetes posted...
$500 which she stole along with my macbook and i didnt even get sex for it
Context?

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Philoktetes
07/09/20 9:23:27 PM
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we went to my motel room and she told me to take a shower first and while i was in there she stole my cash and laptop and bailed

this is why i never trust women anymore
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BudDupree48
07/09/20 9:25:30 PM
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Philoktetes posted...
we went to my motel room and she told me to take a shower first and while i was in there she stole my cash and laptop and bailed

this is why i never trust women anymore

Wowwww

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smoke_break
07/09/20 9:25:55 PM
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Philoktetes posted...
we went to my motel room and she told me to take a shower first and while i was in there she stole my cash and laptop and bailed
I mean you live and you learn but damn, leaving expensive belongings with a stranger like that was just asking for it.

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WashYourHands
07/09/20 9:26:34 PM
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Philoktetes posted...
we went to my motel room and she told me to take a shower first and while i was in there she stole my cash and laptop and bailed

this is why i never trust women anymore
imagine not trusting women bc you got jacked by a prostitute

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Philoktetes
07/09/20 9:26:53 PM
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im just a very kind honest person so i dont expect people to be untrustworthy
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sauceje
07/09/20 9:27:32 PM
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R$220, I think about US60 or 70 at the time

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DespondentDeity
07/09/20 9:28:09 PM
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You hired her to perform a criminal act, and she did, just not the one you were hoping for.

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Philoktetes
07/09/20 9:29:41 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
You hired her to perform a criminal act, and she did, just not the one you were hoping for.


i dont care about unfair laws about transactions between two consenting adults, i care that she violated the NAP
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tm315
07/09/20 9:30:08 PM
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all part of the game
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Lost_All_Senses
07/09/20 9:31:07 PM
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Well, this took an even more hilarious turn.

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Butterfiles
07/09/20 9:31:40 PM
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$420.69

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Austin_Era_II
07/09/20 9:32:38 PM
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$1.99 it was a black friday sale

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Smackems
07/09/20 9:32:56 PM
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I don't think I've ever seen one. Far as I know anyway

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CE_gonna_CE
07/09/20 9:33:05 PM
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PatrickMahomes
07/09/20 9:41:55 PM
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Philoktetes posted...
i dont care about unfair laws about transactions between two consenting adults, i care that she violated the NAP
The what?

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MuayThai85
07/09/20 9:44:22 PM
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2,200 baht + 600 baht bar fine for a "long time" (all night) session with an incrediblly hot Go Go girl. Works out to be about $90usd.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/09/20 9:45:06 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
The what?

His shower nap. You don't take shower naps?

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AlisLandale
07/09/20 9:46:26 PM
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I didnt need to pay anything. I just showed her my first edition LOB Blue Eyes White Dragon and she dropped her panties right then and there.

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Heavy_D_Forever
07/09/20 9:46:48 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
2,200 baht + 600 baht bar fine for a "long time" (all night) session with an incrediblly hot Go Go girl. Works out to be about $90usd.
This guy knows how to pay for sex

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SevenTenths
07/09/20 9:48:25 PM
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WashYourHands posted...
imagine not trusting women bc you got jacked by a prostitute

imagine believing him

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Philoktetes
07/09/20 9:50:08 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...

The what?


the non-aggression principle
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ForsakenHermit
07/09/20 9:51:37 PM
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My former boss spent $750 in mid-2000's money on a hooker. The manager of our store asked why he didn't just get a blow up doll and some lube.

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nevershine
07/09/20 9:53:58 PM
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always buy in bulk so you save more

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KStateKing17
07/09/20 9:55:27 PM
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-$300

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Lost_All_Senses
07/09/20 9:56:31 PM
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SevenTenths posted...
imagine believing him

Prostitutes exist. As do the people who use them. Maybe he's making it up for attention. But it's not super unbelievable. Why wouldn't you rob someone foolish enough to leave all their shit with you immediately lol. If you're already a prostitute, you're probably super desensitized to that shit

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/09/20 10:20:17 PM
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You never leave your belongings or your money where strangers could steal it, very foolish.

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PatrickMahomes
07/09/20 10:35:56 PM
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Philoktetes posted...
the non-aggression principle

PatrickMahomes posted...
The what?


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