Current Events > She approaches you and says '' I'll do anything to get your vote''

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ssj3vegeta
07/11/20 11:53:52 AM
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The Trent
07/11/20 11:55:53 AM
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sorry, no thank you

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brotrrwinner
07/11/20 11:56:19 AM
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The Trent posted...
sorry, no thank you


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Timohtep
07/11/20 12:04:07 PM
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To be completely honest she wouldn't have to do anything special to get my vote. She's already expressed ridiculous support for the things I care about most, like wealth inequality and for profit prisons and shit like that.

And no, I don't care if you think I'm an idiot for that.
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Kazi1212
07/11/20 12:05:12 PM
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Take that top off

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Sir Cyrus
07/11/20 1:04:10 PM
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she looks like she's ready to punch me so I don't believe her
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ssj3vegeta
07/11/20 3:12:09 PM
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Iodine
07/11/20 3:13:27 PM
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I would happily have sex with her.

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sutree
07/11/20 3:13:40 PM
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imagine if she sat on your face and wouldnt get off until you promised to vote for her wouldnt that be gross haha

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Jagr_68
07/11/20 3:14:20 PM
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Sure, although I'll need your hands-on "assisting" inside the voting booth.

<She smirks in agreement>

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pfh1001
07/11/20 3:15:39 PM
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I don't live anywhere near NYC. Does she still want to fuck?
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evil_zombie11
07/11/20 3:21:50 PM
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Kazi1212 posted...
Take that top off


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SSJGrimReaper
07/11/20 3:24:21 PM
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make me a sign pic bby

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Aressar
07/11/20 3:24:48 PM
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Anything, you say?

*zip*

Take this to be dry-cleaned.

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DespondentDeity
07/11/20 3:32:09 PM
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She already has it. She's bae

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Smackems
07/11/20 3:34:03 PM
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Lemme see that armpit

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StarReaper13
07/11/20 3:44:36 PM
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If you can pull some strings and help me get an A in this class I'm taking I'll get my entire family to vote idc.

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Damn_Underscore
07/11/20 3:46:28 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78838347

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Gobstoppers12
07/11/20 3:48:07 PM
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Y'all are so thirsty you're not even respecting social distancing in this topic. Come on, dudes, she's a 6/10 at best. She's a 6/10 if she's the last woman on Earth.

If AoC was the final female human being in existence I'd still have to hesitate before going through with it.

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B-Factor
07/11/20 3:56:44 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Y'all are so thirsty you're not even respecting social distancing in this topic. Come on, dudes, she's a 6/10 at best. She's a 6/10 if she's the last woman on Earth.

If AoC was the final female human being in existence I'd still have to hesitate before going through with it.

Gobstud12
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Tsukasa1891
07/11/20 4:03:46 PM
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Hop on one leg and bark like a dog.
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au_gold
07/11/20 4:04:26 PM
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Hows her ass?

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Gobstoppers12
07/11/20 4:11:58 PM
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B-Factor posted...
Gobstud12
I'm not a stud, I just have common knowledge of what women look like. AoC is nothing special at all. There are hundreds of millions of women out there who are hotter than she is. An average person living in a reasonably populated city can find dozens if not hundreds of AoC+ tier women at the local supermarkets/shopping centers on any given day.

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Timohtep
07/11/20 4:26:37 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
B-Factor posted...
Gobstud12
I'm not a stud, I just have common knowledge of what women look like. AoC is nothing special at all. There are hundreds of millions of women out there who are hotter than she is. An average person living in a reasonably populated city can find dozens if not hundreds of AoC+ tier women at the local supermarkets/shopping centers on any given day.

Breaking fucking news: attractiveness is pretty much completely subjective
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Trigg3rH4ppy
07/11/20 4:26:41 PM
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Iodine posted...
I would happily have sex with her.
And then tell her I would've voted for her anyways

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Gobstoppers12
07/11/20 4:27:47 PM
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Timohtep posted...


Breaking fucking news: attractiveness is pretty much completely subjective
Nobody said anything to contradict that. I guess if you love horse-teeth and a glass-cutting chin you might think AoC is just fantastic.

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Solid Snake07
07/11/20 4:29:43 PM
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Clean my house

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Gobstoppers12
07/11/20 4:30:37 PM
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"I dunno about you but that sounds to me like you're telling people they should all abide by your standards,"

Nah, just my standards. I never said anything about everybody else abiding by my standards, apart from some criticism about the extreme thirst everybody has around here.

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deupd_u
07/11/20 4:31:50 PM
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Sorry, Toots...I don't live in New York.

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Timohtep
07/11/20 4:33:27 PM
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Heh, I deleted the post so I could reword but I guess you saw it anyway lol

Yeah I don't buy that. That kind of language comes across as demeaning people for not agreeing with what you think is attractive and that's just dumb. For the record, I too think AOC is nothing particularly special in terms of attractiveness. But why would I tell people they're wrong for thinking she's hot?
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bloodyarts
07/11/20 4:34:03 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
She already has it. She's bae

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Gobstoppers12
07/11/20 4:36:23 PM
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Timohtep posted...
That kind of language comes across as demeaning people for not agreeing with what you think is attractive
Eh, I'm not demeaning people. I'm just asserting my own opinions confidently. If you disagree, it's fine. Like I said before, if you're super into disgusting horse-teeth? That's your life, you live it proud, bro.

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Lanzol
07/11/20 4:36:40 PM
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Timohtep posted...
To be completely honest she wouldn't have to do anything special to get my vote. She's already expressed ridiculous support for the things I care about most, like wealth inequality and for profit prisons and shit like that.

And no, I don't care if you think I'm an idiot for that.

Would you care if I thought you were an idiot for other reasons?
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ForsakenHermit
07/11/20 4:37:41 PM
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I'm not in your district.

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Timohtep
07/11/20 4:38:53 PM
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Lanzol posted...
Timohtep posted...
To be completely honest she wouldn't have to do anything special to get my vote. She's already expressed ridiculous support for the things I care about most, like wealth inequality and for profit prisons and shit like that.

And no, I don't care if you think I'm an idiot for that.

Would you care if I thought you were an idiot for other reasons?

Not really tbh. Go nuts dude
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joe40001
07/12/20 12:35:36 AM
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No, I don't like her so I wouldn't want to vote for her, but ngl she could be hot in some contexts.

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RavingShark
07/12/20 12:37:52 AM
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yes mommy oh my god do it to me hard as you can
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AloneIBreak
07/12/20 12:40:43 AM
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sutree posted...
imagine if she sat on your face and wouldnt get off until you promised to vote for her wouldnt that be gross haha
I lold.

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ssj3vegeta2
07/14/20 6:27:08 AM
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RavingShark posted...
yes mommy oh my god do it to me hard as you can

Lol wtf
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Chicken_Butt
07/14/20 6:29:29 AM
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Dat booty gettin s t r e t c h e d

au_gold posted...
Hows her ass?
tore up after i'm done breh

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