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Current Events > Scenario: Your descendant from 1000 years into the future shows up to kill you.

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Scotty_Rogers
07/13/20 1:32:53 AM
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"Goodbye, ancestor" he says, holding a lightsaber.

Wat do

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Mah dogs are hongrey.
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NOM
07/13/20 1:33:34 AM
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Thank him

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I dream broken dreams
I make them come true
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TreyFlowers
07/13/20 1:34:02 AM
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Cough on him so he takes COVID-19 back to the future with him

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore
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Sictis
07/13/20 1:36:47 AM
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Maggot of metal, rust, and rot...
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Pepys Monster
07/13/20 2:05:37 AM
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I say "You're about to fight a real super saiyan...and I'm not talking about Goku."

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GOML
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Oeoeo23
07/13/20 2:09:39 AM
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Im terrible at wrapping my head around time travel, but I think Id laugh in their fucking face because, given the fact that at the moment I have no progeny, their existence proves FISSION MAILED...then Id just stand there waiting for a piano to fall on their head or some unforeseeable death.

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*this may have been posted from my iPhone*
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Purple_Cheetah
07/13/20 2:12:13 AM
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First I ask them... "did I score?"
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BloodMoon7
07/13/20 2:21:37 AM
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"I never had sex"

They vanish.

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Hello, I lack empathy. I am a certified villain who lacks basic human decency. I laugh at images of sad puppies. I eat animal crackers starting with the head.
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Zack_Attackv1
07/13/20 2:25:15 AM
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EverDownward
07/13/20 2:26:59 AM
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Ask him, "where have you been?"

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take me somewhere nice
"Miss, can you tell me your address? I need an address...I need an address, so we can send help."
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